Curiosity Killed the Cat, You Know?

26. Non-binary.

[klaasje]

briefly forgot my brother is playing baldur’s gate and thought i’d fallen into some sort of wormhole

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[home-and-having-tea]

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

[haganez]

im in a jumping to conclusions contest but my opponent is a tumblr user

[notunda]

i didn't read the post but I ve already crafted an intricate assumption of who you are as a person in my head. Why do you hate women

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[sergle]

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

[sacred-portal]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[recentgooglesearches]

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

[thepowerplumber]

[railroadsoftware]

lock. him. up.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[shuihuzhuan]

does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

[shuihuzhuan]

if you have to lean on that as a crutch you clearly won’t sexualize anything and need to study the masters. like whoever drew pregnant clippy

[animentality]

[criptochecca]

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

[criptochecca]

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

[leviathan-the-boy]

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

[infectedwithnyanites]

Actually we should totally do this but not for like ideological veganism reasons just cuz itd be funny as like an animal social experiment.

[leviathan-supersystem]

doing this with real meat so there's not even a hypothetical animal rights angle, just completely unwarranted and unmitigated freak behavior

[triforce-princess]

hyrule warriors (the original game); link with lana’s summoning gate

(this was achieved using an external tool)

[noahmcart]

Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger. busting it down sexual style

[distinguishedbaloney]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[trans-hawk]

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

[nypaingers]

And baseball players 👍🏻

[escuerzoresucitado]

[straightboyfriend]

hitting the “ask app not to track” button when an app asks permission to track me across the web knowing it isn’t going to listen & it is 100% an illusion of choice