Bad Vampire Jokes Can Really Turn You Batty....

Fangs or Murphy / 23. Main blog.

[ciricearts]

sleepy jason + damian cameo :p

[ciricearts]

brother and sister!!:9

[sylvernights]

—Anne Carson.

[unicorngunter]

Hightowers!

[wiserteriaoverbarefeet]

trinity going “you’re such a huckleberry” to whitaker at the end of s1 to sound so tough like she didn’t literally just open up her home to him will never not be funny to me. like she genuinely thinks she’s coming off as big and strong, meanwhile this is her

[sunnybex]

Brendon Park falling in love with a bartender

He goes out one night with his old frat bros when one of them order him a hurricane shot, he doesn’t realize what’s happening until his friends lead him to the pretty girl sitting on the bar top. At first he just thinks she’s cute. The way she’s absentmindedly looking around, swinging her feet. He’s thinking about asking for her number as he walks up, he sees her eyes light up. “Are you the lucky guy?” She asks cheekily, nodding he stops just before her knees.

She sits up straighter and hands him his shot, water already in hand “Ready?” Shes asks. He smirks thinking. what can this sweet thing really do. “Give it your best shot, doll.” He says confidently. Just as he swallows the alcohol he feels the cold water and one HELL of a slap. He opens his eyes with the biggest grin, looking at her like he just found the one. And he’s trying to hide the fact he just got a semi

He watches as the night goes on and realizes she’s less of a good sweet girl and more of a wild coyote. dancing on the bar, giving more guys hurricane shots and his favorite, she damn near knocked a guy out for grabbing her ass. The longer he watches the more he’s wonders how long it’d take to convince her to elope with him.

[jagiellonczyk]

Bertie getting ready for his panel at the Italian Global Series Festival 2026 (x)

[yaoinurse]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[stuffingbuttsandshit]

God he's so awkward, I'm gonna eat him

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

whenever trinity cooks dinner, she always takes a bite out of dennis’s food before giving him his plate. the first time he receives a grilled cheese with a suspicious chunk missing resembling that of a human mouth, he awkwardly laughs and says, “umm… i think this might be your plate…” and she just replies, “nah, that’s yours. didn’t want you to think it was poisoned.”

[weaponised--soul]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[wiserteriaoverbarefeet]

bonus:

[timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime]

‘i chose to stay silent’

the face i stay silent with

[armandology]

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

[cleardelly]

hey so..—Lay with me.. I need to be suffocated and crushed by Sepideh Moafi’s biceps.

[thepittmemes]