[MORE] Texts From Last Night
Send my Muse one of the following for their reaction:
[text] oh no, that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes.
[text] that’s a good 5 hours of “I have no fucking idea what I did.”
[text] well he never texted me back and the pizza i took my rage out didn’t deserve such malice.
[text] He wouldn’t stop calling me so I sent him a text saying “I’m dead. Dead. Leave me alone.” And he replied with “so can I see you then?”
[text] I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I’m conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
[text] Talking to him sober hurts my brain.
[text] If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
[text] Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”.
[text] For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
[text] Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we’re bros now.
[text] My housemates are judging me because I’m high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese.
[text] I just won $200 from Bar Karaoke, for singing the “Sailor Moon” theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
[text] saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
[text] Know what I do when I’m in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
[text] I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her.
[text] I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your “sunflower queen”.
[text] You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time.
[text] My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
[text] He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
[text] the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love.
[text] Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
[text] I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed.
{source: texts from last night.}
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tangentwithtanner
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