A little peppy Anna in pinks and blue has a thing for Hans, a senator's son, wanting to follow in his footsteps. so despite being with anna for all of their 4 year college life, he breaks her heart and leaves her by reaking up with her on a romantic date despite Anna thinking he loved her and would propose. He's going to Harvard for Law. Distraught, Anna tell her sorority that she's going to get into Harvard. While Rapunzel, Mulan , and Tiana are all for it..
Belle is hesistant and tries to show just how hard it is. When she finds out how serious she is, and that Anna's parents are all for it if she gets in, she helps as best she can. Shoved books at her and demanding she work hard. When she gets in, they all throw her a huge party as she goes off - after of course convincing the Duke, Pabbie, and Genie allow her in. When she gets there, sitting for her to see is Naveen, Alladin, and Merida. And..
And.. the cutest little blonde with glasses and her hair all frumpy in a bun. Wearing baggy clothes. Anna asks her wear she can Law 101 with prof. frollo and hans southernal the third. Elsa tells her and goes about her business. When she gets into the room, Anna is all prepped and ready to go, only to be shot down by a girl named Meg who ends up making a laughing stock of her. Upset she runs out.
When she finds out that Hans is dating Meg, she panics and suddenly is met with her three other 'sisters' who try and help. Instead, she insists she has to go from a redhead to brunetter. When she gets to the salon she meets a woman by the name of chicha who's always wanted to meet someone from where she's from. When she gets back, they "ask" her to a costume party and she comes up dressed as a bunny, and old costume she had and they tease her.
She brings up that is was from the feminist jessica rabbit and merida goes on the defence. Anna leaves crying... only to have the blonde come up and tease 'what's up... doc?'. They talk and Elsa introduces herself and explains that she grew up in not so great stances, her mother was sick but she worked hard to get where she is. and once she makes it big, she can help her mother and everything will be okay. She convinces Anna she needs to work hard and it goes to her helping her.
Getting her things clean of sports and other things to actually open a book and starts to help her study. One time Hans come in asking where Meg is and she instantly goes back to being awestruck and Elsa shows that it's Hans's fault that she's holding back. During class, she shows up both Meg, Hans AND Frollo. And he asks for her resume. she readily gives it, it flowery and smelling of chocolate.
To help chicha, they go and get her little poodle back from this jerkface names gaston whos a manwhore. Anna proving her right as being a good lawyer to be.When a case is announced and Frollo offers to leet people be chosen, meg and hans, along with alladin, naveen, and merida are announced... a long with Anna! With Elsa as Frollo's assistant. As it turns out, a workout guru by the name Cindy is in jail for killing her husband.
They look over a work out tape and Anna keeps trying to bring up that she's in the same sorority that Cindy was in. when they leave to go see her, Merida gets stuck watching them work out... Getting there.. everyone else doesn't believe her and gets frustrated and leaves. but anna, anna stays and they bond. and she tells her exactly why she couldn;'t have done it.
in thanks, anna brings elsa to a deparment store and helps get her in a light blue skirt suit, and gets her hair cut and braided at the side, with little snowflake earings. When anna goes back to chicha, it turns out she has the hots for this delivery guy, pacha. And, as it turns out, she can see the mental cheering figures of her friennds that Anna can and they teach her to work her stuff via the bend and snap. and.. well she ends up breaking patchas nose!
OOPSEEE During the first part of the case, anna becomes convinced that a guy by the name of Kusco is gay (who is at the bench for having an affair with Cindy), and it takes Elsa listening to Anna to get it to come out- literally winning them a good part of the case. going back though, Frollo asks Anna to stay behind.. and tries to feel her up. Hans sees only the first part and believes anna is just sleeping with frollo. but meg, meg sees and she is pissed. Elsa didn't show it,
but she's fallen so hard for anna and her kindness. anna upset because she feels its all shes good for is being pretty explains that she has to go... and it leads to heartbreak between a closed door with elsa on one side and anna on the other. Elsa softly confessing her love where anna can't hear. it goes to chicha talking to pacha, him being very good to the dog. Anna comes up to say goodbye and she is just about to when meg comes up, saying she was wrong, and that Anna deserves to be there
So, things go on, she feels good about herself again and cindy fires frollo for being an arse. and hires Anna. and because Elsa is there, anna can do the whole lawyer thing. Up comes drusella, cindy's adoptive daughter and she talks about a perm and anna, knowing a few things from her girls (who came up from cali to celebrate with her and be real!) convinces everyone to give merida a perm (who kept her hair straight because of her mum).
everything all fun and dandy and they show that if you wet a perm it goes flat. mind you, merida likes the curly and she is never straightening her hair again no matter what. but for the perm she'll do it. so it proves that drusella killed her father, cindy was fine.. and frollo is an arse still. pan later on and elsa and anna have been dating and its graduation. Hans goes to model for a cheap boxer company, meg goes to greece to try and help with homeless children, merida goes in for helping
LGBT youth. Frollo is divorced from his wife esmerelda and elsa is the one that helps. after anna;s graduation speech, she asks elsa to marry her and of course elsa accepts and they kiss and THE END. Oh and chicha is pregnant with their third child.
Holy crap, anon. You weren't kidding.
I can't help but find this pretty awesome. At least partially because I'm imagining Merida ranting about the phallocentric war machine and it's kind of hilarious.
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