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[catchymemes]

[actuallysara]

From the Heated Rivalry Soundtrack Vinyl

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[m4s0ch1st1c-pup]

I feel like Ilya with pajamas would go two ways

1) Ilya free balling with nothing protecting his hair or anything, having some bullshit excuse of

"No no Shane, I am Russian, we do not need clothes for sleep. We must be free, like grizzly bear. My curls will survive, I am natural beauty."

Or

2) He is the most high mantinence motherfucker there is

He has a full on, silk, fancy ass sleep set that he wears along with a dramatic as fuck fur or feather robe, a bonnet and an eye mask

"Shane, I must wear it all. I have beautiful curls, beautiful body, I cannot risk not having good sleep. I need beauty sleep or I will grow old and wrinkled like Scott Hunter, I will not be Scott Hunter"

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[only-cat-memes]

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane hollander loves an official invite even to his husband that he lives with - ilya are you free 8 to 12 on saturday i want to go to the farmers market let me know we don’t have to stay there for 4 hours it will be fun and yes dogs are allowed - and ilya walks over to shane, “shane what is this” “im asking if you’re free what’s wrong” “why didn’t you just ask me we live together now” “i know i just wanted it to be official what’s wrong with it” “nothing yes im free let’s go to boring farmers market” “it’s not boring” MWAH

[stabthroughme]

I 100% think that at some point someone (Troy?) told the rookies/younger Cens players that if they were "real" allies they'd kiss boys just to be sure.

Cue like, all of the Cens rookies/younger players discovering they're bi/pan/gay/queer and Troy having to explain to Ilya that it was a joke no he didn't purposefully make them have gay awakenings he thought it was harmless!

Ilya is losing it and trying not to, Shane is trying to figure out if Troy was trying to haze the rookies/younger players, Scott is getting updates and has discovered that this "ally proof" has spread to his rookies and beyond.

It gets to Boston and Marleau just drags everyone to a gay bar and sets them loose to see what happens.

[stabthroughme]

😘💋🧱

I think there should be a moment where Shane gets to see Irina Rozanova in a photo, laughing.

I think he should audibly gasp an “oh”.

Because Shane never met Ilya’s father, and there are no photos that he’s seen of either of Ilya’s parents.

But those creases on the corners of Irina’s eyes are the same as the ones Shane kisses as Ilya laughs.

And the way her top lip has pulled back is so familiar it’s like Shane has physically touched her lips purely through how many times Shane has brushed his fingers over Ilya’s laughing lips.

Ilya is so like his mother, this woman who made him soft and gentle and funny, this woman who gave Shane so much…

She is the one who crafted the face Shane is so utterly devoted to. Her lips, her eyes, her laugh.

Shane already loved her, but with a face to put to the spectre of Irina Rozanova he thanks her for loving Ilya before he did.

And he carefully frames the photo and puts it on their mantle so everyone else that comes into their home can see it too.

[artbyblastweave]

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Lightly Worn, Three or Four Times. Baby Did Die Though

[sabotage-on-mercury]

Shane is fucking strong, physically and mentally, and Ilya loves that so much about Shane.

Ilya loves how Shane's tighs could crush his skull when Ilya's eating him out. Ilya loves how Shane is his solid rock, his lighthouse, his guardian angel whenever he has to make it through bad days. Ilya loves how easily Shane carries Ilyas bags for him. Ilya loves how admirably Shane faces his problems and his own fears, undeterred and with his head held high. Ilya loves that Shane can shove him around, can push him against a wall, slam him into the boards, can easily leave his marks on Ilya. Ilya loves how strongly Shane wants him, choses Ilya time and time again, how much Shane loves him and how he steadfastly shows this to Ilya and the world. Ilya loves that they can play and roughhouse together without fearing to actually hurt each other. Ilya loves how heavy and solid and comfortable Shane's weight feels against his. Ilya loves that Shane can make a stanley cup winning team out of the Centaurs by pure determination and ambition. lya loves that he can trust Shane's body being able to take him, that he can fuck Shane with reckless abandon, throw him around, crush into him with animal instinct, collaps on top of Shane with his entire weight. Ilya loves how fiercely protective Shane is of him, on and off the ice. Ilya loves that he has to actually fight against a struggling Shane to pin him down. Ilya loves his strong husband, his Shane, who lets himself only surrender to Ilya.

[only-cat-memes]

[discooccasionally]

shane: this is such a bad idea

shane 0.5 seconds later:

[anyataylorjoys]

Jane: 😠

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[fuckrozanov]

i’ll never get over shane finally being brave enough to try dick for the first time and then thinking he was about to get left with nothing but blue balls an identity crisis and 12 tabs of “muscular russian top” open on pornhub