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‘i wonder how jacob is going to adapt the boxing day fight… i really hope he takes all the toxicity out and especially the part where ilya backs shane into the wall :(’ okay well i actually love that ilya’s been bottling up all his anger and resentment and fear and communicating in passive aggressive eyerolls for months and blows up out of nowhere during a nice boxing day afternoon and then shane responds by saying the nastiest most hurtful most breathtakingly clueless thing he can think of like a cornered animal and then ilya pulls his usual emotional cutoff and tells him to get the fuck out of his house because he’s done with the fight he started now and then shane refuses to leave and keeps repeating the same question over and over again and then ilya straight up has a cptsd rage blackout and realizes in a very visceral and horrifying way how deeply maladaptive his coping mechanisms are because by refusing to acknowledge that he has any needs at all in order not to hurt shane he is now HURTING SHANE <3 like i know it makes both of them cry and have to take a very hard look at how they’ve been acting as partners and people but it makes me happy to get all that catharsis so :)

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Shane loooooves his weird kind of gross manly man. He loves it when Ilya spits on the ground and he loves it when he burps loud on purpose. He loves it when Ilya walks into the kitchen in the morning scratching his ass. He loves it when Ilya wakes up and immediately adjusts his balls under the blankets they're both sleeping naked under. He loves it when Ilya gets done with a workout and immediately finds Shane to shove his armpit in Shane's face. He loves that Ilya lounges around his house with his hand in his pants and his finger in his ear. He loves that Ilya manspreads. He loves Ilya's enormous fucking feet. He loves that Ilya can't walk past the bathroom mirror while naked without watching his big ole dick swing for a second. He loves that Ilya doesn't trim his happy trail or his pubes and that he doesn't think anyone else should either. He loves to watch Ilya with a toothpick after a big meal, fuck. He LOVES his MAN.

#always saying this

Dont worry guys i’m not thinking about connor arriving in toronto (to start filming?) in pink shoes and an ultrasoft beat up tshirt like hudson likes to wear

#I remain unaffected #score #heated rivalry #hollanov #hudcon #connor storrie #hudson williams

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I know this is a show thing but I do find it strange how popular it is to minimize Shane's ability to understand his own desire---re-routing his struggle from a comphet one to one where he's confused about his gay attraction. That boy is not confused at all he knows exactly what he wants (suck dick, get fucked) and his entire deal is trying to figure out how to get that while still being a rising hockey star

#I was literally thinkng that this morning #Let his freak flag fly I stg

An important thing to remember about Shane Hollander is that I have a heart, I swear I do But just not baby when it comes to you I get so hungry when you say you love me (Hush!) If you know what′s good for you I think you're hot, I think you′re cool You're the kinda guy I'd stalk in school But now that I′m famous, you′re up my anus Now I'm gonna eat you, fool I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I′m thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal I eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) Whenever you tell me I'm pretty That′s when the hunger really hits me You're little heart goes pitter-patter I want your liver on a platter Use your finger to stir my tea And for dessert I'll suck your teeth Be too sweet and you′ll be a gonner Yeah, I′ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibalI eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up)

#Score #heated rivalry #Hollanov #shane hollander #Kesha

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Heated Rivalry in photos (part 2)

behind the scenes vs the scene

#devastating

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okay! here is fucking view,hollander, check it out! fuck!

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Obsessed with their hands in this scene

#I’m unaffected

worldswcollide

i'll sugar all over your rim!!!

#True

thisisnotenuff

SHANE HOLLANDER IS SO FINE ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRRR I WANNA EAT IT FROM THE BACK I WANNA SUCK HIM STUPID I WANNA WATCH IT DISAPPEAR INSIDE HIM I WANNA SMOKE WHILE HE RIDES IT I WANNA PULL HIS HAIR WHILE WE'RE IN DOGGY I WANNA ASK HIM WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS WHILE HE MOANS MY NAME INTO THE PILLOW I WANNA (gets dragged off stage)

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