The Luckiest ;)

My Dinner With Hayden Truther main: @weirdgirlvampire Original post tag: #score I track the tag #gayhockeyshow <3

[weirdgirlvampire]

credit: @bi-djarin

[isolabellz]

hollanov honeymoon scenes

[ilyasmole]

god ilya was so fucking whipped for shane i'll never be fucking over it. he had such a huge crush on shane hollander he wanted to kiss him so bad he wanted to touch him and fuck him and be close to him i'm Sick

[grabmyboner]

ilya likes saying Go Piss Girl

[gayhockeyshow]

Shane has huge fucking thighs and theyre so strong of course because he’s the best hockey player in the world but they chafe they chafe sometimes and it bothers him but he’s shane fucking hollander so he doesnt want people to know that it bothers him so he buys some whatever lotion for it at the drug store and one day its really bad and its hot out and its pissing him off and he’s rubbing his stupid whatever lotion on his irritated skin and ilya is like honey. What is wrong and shane is like nothing its stupid and ilya is like let me see and shane lets him see even through his glower and ilya is like honey. You are shane fucking hollander what are you using on this fucking pudding? And so ilya buys him some fancy jojoba oil shit and when it comes in he’s like let me rub it on you and shane is like itll hurt and ilya is like yes but it will hurt less when I am done and shane is like okay and it stings it does sting a little but then it feels.. cold? And better. And this turns into insane dick sucking of course

[peachyjude]

drives me a special kind of crazy that hudson williams has huge ass hands but then really long thin fingers and he used to be an mma fighter but he has the world’s most perfect nose and he has really nice skin except for a scar on his shoulder that he got because his friend was like hey will you fight this guy for me and he was like sure and i have no idea where i was going with this do you think if i asked nicely i could get him to put his hand around my [loud airhorn]

[grabmyboner]

ilya and shane hearing about the skip divorce and ilya is like “i always knew they would never last. they were not compatible.” and shane sucks his dick because he used the word compatible and it that’s like a sleeper agent call for shane to suck dick on command and then after he’s done sucking dick like the split second after he swallows he’s like “yeah they were always gonna get divorced.”

[hollanovulation]

scott hunter IS the hamburgler

[bugslibraryy]

It’s like no one even wants to talk about Shane and Ilya getting drunk together for the first time at the cottage over small table with candles lit and Shane asking earnestly “is this how dates actually go? They’re nice”. And Ilya has to Die about it and Kiss him about it a lot because Shane means it- he’s been on dates but none that felt like this like Ilya was all over him and too far away at the same time and there was all this want tangled up under the table between them and the knowledge that they are going to fuck after this and he gets to watch Ilya laugh across the table and flirt with him and Shane gets to watch Ilya watch his mouth when he sips at his beer and feel the air thicken when he puts his feet between Ilya’s, like his pulse ticking up up when Ilya takes his hand briefly and opens his palm and traces his fingers over the lines of Shane’s palms as he’s explaining a play, using Shane’s hand as paper just as an excuse to touch

[gaygoatshane]

SWEATY CONNOR IN PARIS

via foto.france

[shanyushahollander]

‘i wonder how jacob is going to adapt the boxing day fight… i really hope he takes all the toxicity out and especially the part where ilya backs shane into the wall :(’ okay well i actually love that ilya’s been bottling up all his anger and resentment and fear and communicating in passive aggressive eyerolls for months and blows up out of nowhere during a nice boxing day afternoon and then shane responds by saying the nastiest most hurtful most breathtakingly clueless thing he can think of like a cornered animal and then ilya pulls his usual emotional cutoff and tells him to get the fuck out of his house because he’s done with the fight he started now and then shane refuses to leave and keeps repeating the same question over and over again and then ilya straight up has a cptsd rage blackout and realizes in a very visceral and horrifying way how deeply maladaptive his coping mechanisms are because by refusing to acknowledge that he has any needs at all in order not to hurt shane he is now HURTING SHANE <3 like i know it makes both of them cry and have to take a very hard look at how they’ve been acting as partners and people but it makes me happy to get all that catharsis so :)

[boitterfly]

[lavenderprose]

Shane loooooves his weird kind of gross manly man. He loves it when Ilya spits on the ground and he loves it when he burps loud on purpose. He loves it when Ilya walks into the kitchen in the morning scratching his ass. He loves it when Ilya wakes up and immediately adjusts his balls under the blankets they're both sleeping naked under. He loves it when Ilya gets done with a workout and immediately finds Shane to shove his armpit in Shane's face. He loves that Ilya lounges around his house with his hand in his pants and his finger in his ear. He loves that Ilya manspreads. He loves Ilya's enormous fucking feet. He loves that Ilya can't walk past the bathroom mirror while naked without watching his big ole dick swing for a second. He loves that Ilya doesn't trim his happy trail or his pubes and that he doesn't think anyone else should either. He loves to watch Ilya with a toothpick after a big meal, fuck. He LOVES his MAN.

[gayhockeyshow]

Dont worry guys i’m not thinking about connor arriving in toronto (to start filming?) in pink shoes and an ultrasoft beat up tshirt like hudson likes to wear

[fractally]

I know this is a show thing but I do find it strange how popular it is to minimize Shane's ability to understand his own desire---re-routing his struggle from a comphet one to one where he's confused about his gay attraction. That boy is not confused at all he knows exactly what he wants (suck dick, get fucked) and his entire deal is trying to figure out how to get that while still being a rising hockey star

[gayhockeyshow]

An important thing to remember about Shane Hollander is that I have a heart, I swear I do But just not baby when it comes to you I get so hungry when you say you love me (Hush!) If you know what′s good for you I think you're hot, I think you′re cool You're the kinda guy I'd stalk in school But now that I′m famous, you′re up my anus Now I'm gonna eat you, fool I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I′m thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal I eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) Whenever you tell me I'm pretty That′s when the hunger really hits me You're little heart goes pitter-patter I want your liver on a platter Use your finger to stir my tea And for dessert I'll suck your teeth Be too sweet and you′ll be a gonner Yeah, I′ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibalI eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up)

[rosegarden06]

Heated Rivalry in photos (part 2)

behind the scenes vs the scene