The Luckiest ;)

My Dinner With Hayden Truther main: @weirdgirlvampire Original post tag: #score I track the tag #gayhockeyshow <3

[weirdgirlvampire]

credit: @bi-djarin

[lavenderprose]

Shane loooooves his weird kind of gross manly man. He loves it when Ilya spits on the ground and he loves it when he burps loud on purpose. He loves it when Ilya walks into the kitchen in the morning scratching his ass. He loves it when Ilya wakes up and immediately adjusts his balls under the blankets they're both sleeping naked under. He loves it when Ilya gets done with a workout and immediately finds Shane to shove his armpit in Shane's face. He loves that Ilya lounges around his house with his hand in his pants and his finger in his ear. He loves that Ilya manspreads. He loves Ilya's enormous fucking feet. He loves that Ilya can't walk past the bathroom mirror while naked without watching his big ole dick swing for a second. He loves that Ilya doesn't trim his happy trail or his pubes and that he doesn't think anyone else should either. He loves to watch Ilya with a toothpick after a big meal, fuck. He LOVES his MAN.

[gayhockeyshow]

Dont worry guys i’m not thinking about connor arriving in toronto (to start filming?) in pink shoes and an ultrasoft beat up tshirt like hudson likes to wear

[fractally]

I know this is a show thing but I do find it strange how popular it is to minimize Shane's ability to understand his own desire---re-routing his struggle from a comphet one to one where he's confused about his gay attraction. That boy is not confused at all he knows exactly what he wants (suck dick, get fucked) and his entire deal is trying to figure out how to get that while still being a rising hockey star

[gayhockeyshow]

An important thing to remember about Shane Hollander is that I have a heart, I swear I do But just not baby when it comes to you I get so hungry when you say you love me (Hush!) If you know what′s good for you I think you're hot, I think you′re cool You're the kinda guy I'd stalk in school But now that I′m famous, you′re up my anus Now I'm gonna eat you, fool I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I′m thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibal I eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) Whenever you tell me I'm pretty That′s when the hunger really hits me You're little heart goes pitter-patter I want your liver on a platter Use your finger to stir my tea And for dessert I'll suck your teeth Be too sweet and you′ll be a gonner Yeah, I′ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch Then when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood Carnivore, animal, I am a cannibalI eat boys up, you better run I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am I am cannibal (cannibal) (I′ll eat you up) I am I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal, I am) I am cannibal (cannibal) (I'll eat you up)

[rosegarden06]

Heated Rivalry in photos (part 2)

behind the scenes vs the scene

[hollandersbutch]

okay! here is fucking view,hollander, check it out! fuck!

[daddario]

Obsessed with their hands in this scene

[worldswcollide]

i'll sugar all over your rim!!!

[thisisnotenuff]

SHANE HOLLANDER IS SO FINE ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRRR I WANNA EAT IT FROM THE BACK I WANNA SUCK HIM STUPID I WANNA WATCH IT DISAPPEAR INSIDE HIM I WANNA SMOKE WHILE HE RIDES IT I WANNA PULL HIS HAIR WHILE WE'RE IN DOGGY I WANNA ASK HIM WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS WHILE HE MOANS MY NAME INTO THE PILLOW I WANNA (gets dragged off stage)

[boitterfly]

[gayhockeyshow]

Shane would see some shit like this and go hmmm good point *click*

[gayhockeyshow]

Similarly, Shopping Addict Ilya Rozanov,

[gayhockeyshow]

Oh yeah btw there literally was ginger ale in the fridge

[gayhockeyshow]

Shane would see some shit like this and go hmmm good point *click*

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[gaygoatshane]

HELLO HUDSON WILLIAMS!!!!

[argillaforma]

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

[gayhockeyshow]

shane accidentally gets a formal diagnosis at the same time as his child

-it’s shane’s idea to take their kid in for the assessment. Ilya ilya something is Wrong they’re so scared of sounds they keep pulling Anya’s hair they are crying a lot and walking like they don’t want to touch the ground

-ilya goes moy lyubov. Nothing is wrong. I Promise you this is something we (I) can handle. -no ilya no something is Wrong we need to Fix It. I’ve looked at the tapes (observed my child) and I’m noticing things Ilya we have to do something

-ilya: -_- okey.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

things ilya is always thinking about at least a little bit

Getting shane to do drugs in the bathroom with him

How to use the current situation to commit metaphorical suicide

His mom

How much he fucking hates losing at hockey like genuinely hates it and it makes him feel sick every time he sees everyone treat him like the laughing stock he knows he is because even though he was the second best in the league and the best captain (key word was) he can’t lead the centaurs to victory it kills him a little more and theres a part of him that wishes his dad was still alive so he could get a phone call after every loss to validate how terrible he is

Shane bouncing on it

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

things shane is always thinking about at least a little bit

Getting ilya to quit smoking

Which drills the metros third line needs to do to at least not embarrass him

His diet

They know oh my god they can tell everyone can tell it was a fools errand to even pretend that they couldn’t tell they can all tell and everyone is laughing behind his back because they thing he doesn’t know that they all know because he cant let them know he knows but oh my god they all know

Bouncing on it