stories so unbelievable we probably made them up

Red Eye on FNC. Because tumblr can always use more witty, homoerotic late-night weirdness. Not affiliated with Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld, or anyone you care about. May contain traces of libertarianism and sick, sordid perversion. [status] "" - TV's Andy Levy "Oh dear." - Michael Moynihan "so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news" - a confused blogger "Welcome to Red Eye on Tumblr. We are few, but really fucking erotic."- bonerxtime tags Greg / Andy / Bill (brot3 tbh) video: Red Eye video: other appearances twitter nonsense quotes gifs texts from Red Eye Hobo Carl personal blog

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first time i’ve logged in to this account since female nipplegate and i feel compelled to let y’all know -

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“Sorry, internet, we don’t have a bleeper.”

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i hate to crack wise abt anything related to the orlando shooting but?? surely right-wing media gurus locking lips as an anti-islam protest belongs on one of those “reasons 2016 isnt real” posts

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Milo Yiannopoulos & Gavin McInnes in Orlando

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2013!me is seizing rn

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Goodbye Red Eye iPhone case. You served me well in good times and bad.

Despite the deterioration of the artwork, I find the where it got scuffed to be surprisingly appropriate. The Red Eye logo, Greg and Bill all got scratched off. Only Andy remains…such as with the show now.

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@Gavin_McInnes

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he..............just realized this?

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The Signs as Fox News Personalities

[hobocarl]

Pisces: Not sean hannity

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Bill Schulz

Veteran of the War on Christmas

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all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

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so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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that ship…has sailed :’(

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SHUT UP, DONT MAKE ME CRY

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Red Eye people are my favorite people on this site, I love all of them

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all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

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so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

[hobocarl]

we could make our own horoscope in rebellion. it would be like the great schism of bad horoscope posts

Aries: Sean Hannity

Taurus: Bret Baier

Gemini: Bill O’Reilly

Cancer: Gavin McInnes

Leo: Bill Schulz

Virgo: Laura Ingraham

Libra: Whatever the anti-Donald trump is. Alan Colmes or some shit.

Scorpio: Michael Moynihan

Sagittarius: Megyn Kelly

Capricorn: Dana Perino

Aquarius: Andy Levy

Pisces: Shepard Smith

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Hey fuck you man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[hobocarl]

horoscopes are real sweety ;)

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[fyeahredeye]

The Signs as Fox News Personalities

Aries: Bill O’Reilly

Taurus: Bret Baier

Gemini: Shepard Smith

Cancer: Gavin McInnes

Leo: Bill Schulz

Virgo: Laura Ingraham

Libra: Greg Gutfeld

Scorpio: Michael Moynihan

Sagittarius: Megyn Kelly

Capricorn: Dana Perino

Aquarius: Andy Levy

Pisces: Sean Hannity

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Has anyone pointed this out yet? 

ok wtf

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so relieved to hear from the only taste-maker who really matters

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20 minutes into fox news and chill and he gives you this look

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All that mentoring really paid off