>"send a ship and I'll tell you who" Sullen, of course.
gives nose/forehead kisses.
Most of the time neither of them gives them, but when they’re alone and huddled together Cullen can’t help giving them. Samson doesn’t usually give them unless Cullen’s in an absolute shit horrible mood/having a breakdown.
Neither of them are particularly jealous, if only because of how weird their little relationship deal is. Samson’s the least jealous, though, because he gets a hearty laugh out of Cullen stammering when people are too forward.
picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.
Cullen. He doesn’t drink as hard or much as Samson, and usually by the time Cullen’s drunk, so is Samson.
takes care of on sick days.
They both would, but I think Samson’s a heavier care-taker than Cullen. He tends to fuss a lot about the way others are dealing with things but he doesn’t show a lot of weakness of his own. Cullen tends to also be embarrassed with how he’s coming across.
drags the other person out into the water on beach day.
If you think they both wouldn’t do it then you’re wrong.
gives unprompted massages.
Samson would give them to Cullen, I think. He likes being able to touch, I think, and I don’t think Cullen’s confident enough in his skill with close contact with other people to think he can give decent massages. Also Cullen just appears up tight at all times and in need of some relaxation.
brings the other lunch at work.
Cullen does. Samson forgets to take care of himself from time to time so there’s no way he’d care for another, too.
has the better parental relationship.
Definitely Cullen, if only because I imagine Samsons’ parents’ to have died young and him to have been adopted before being enlisted as a templar.
tries to start role-playing in bed.
Cullen would be too embarrassed to bring it up, even if he’s got a smidge of interest. Samson sometimes prompts it, partially because he likes Cullen’s red face.
embarrassingly drunk dancer.
Both of them. Definitely both of them. Samson doesn’t take shame in it, though.
still cries watching titanic.
Both. Samson just has this lone tear while Cullen has snot running everywhere.
firmly believes in couples costumes.
breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas.
I’m not entirely sure. I think it depends on who they know wants what. They’re both not very materialistic, I think.
makes the other eat breakfast.
Cullen, because again, Samson’s personal care, not very good.
Definitely Samson. Cullen’s so busy with work and duties and everything that sometimes it just slips past him and a vague mention of it will leave him cursing himself the rest of the day trying to make up for it.
Neither of them. It just isn’t their type of relationship, I imagine, which would probably be more permanent-bachelor-gone-sudden-relationship.
