I'm here to give anyone askin' for a beatdown just what they want. Don't mess with the Skull unless you want some bones. My bugs'll eat you up if you aren't careful!
You wanna ask about me or Skull, I aint gonna stop you. Make sure you're prepared for the answer, though!
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Hey what's up it's me Lane (main is @the-drayster, roleplay hub is @interaction-lane) I went insane. Again. Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Guzma Team Skull. Little guy.
Disclaimer!
This blog will have themes of child abuse, alcohol abuse, and manipulation. It will also often have pictures/discussions of bugs. If these things bother you, I recommend that you don't follow.
Also! Guzma will probably threaten to beat you up. Does that mean he'll follow up with that and actually beat you up? Probably not. That depends on why he's threatening to beat you up.
Here's a link to a big post where I ramble about his relationships to other characters throughout the game!
I don't have much else to say here other than this is post-game. This is SPECIFICALLY sun. Because that's the one I played. No ultra sun whatnot stuff.
Anyways.
SEND AN ASK ABOUT WHATEVER!!!! INTERACT!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel free to poke at him, make fun of him, hate. Be MEAN to him.
Pelipper mail is allowed!
Magic anons are NOT allowed!
Sapient pokemon are absolutely able to interact, but will be considered different multiverse thing.
Don't send NSFW. Making a joke about a penis is acceptable, sending a description of a penis is not. That sort of thing.
Putting this out on my Drayton blog, cause this has the most followers and whatnot.
Hey everyone! Sorry I disappeared without saying anything. I've had an iffy last two weeks. I had to put down my horse, Gus. I don't have much to say on that matter, other than there wasn't anything we could do. But! I'm back on my feet now. I just wanted to put this out here as a sort of explanation/hey I'm not dead thing, and to say that if I'm a bit off for a while, that's why.
@rio1o1 submitted: I just really wanted to share this awesome pic of a wasp I took the other day! Taking a drink off the bed of my truck, isn't he handsome? 🤠
[ He's carrying... Something. It's wrapped in colorful paper. Not very well, but it does its job. Whatever object it is, there's no way you could tell what it was. ]
[ Guzma looks a bit upset. Maybe a bit angry, but not at anyone in particular. Angry at himself, maybe. He slinks into the room and collapses into the chair. He is, in fact, pouting. ]
@interaction-lane
[They weren’t really expecting any visitors today, so this was a lovely surprise! She looked a little confused with the object in the coloured paper… before realising WHY it might be there.]
Hello, Guzma! It’s lovely to see you… is.. is that for me?
[ He mumbles something in response, but it's indecipherable. He continues to sink into his chair (At this rate, he'll just be laying on the floor), and swings a leg out to kick gently at a different chair's leg. It doesn't do much but make it squeak slightly against the floor, a somewhat sad noise. Guzma huffs, and uncrosses his arms in order to pull his hood up. He may be acting a bit like a child, but oh well. Patton didn't care. If she did, well. Whatever. Fuck it. ]
[ The gift, covered in several layers of colorful paper and tape, is slowly revealed. It's a shiny Beautifly plushy, with soft and fluffy wings. It's about the size of a large pillow, and seems to be intended for use as one. There's a note, written in messy, but not unreadable, handwriting. It's simple, just saying 'Sorry. Happy B-day". ]
[ His cheeks tinge a bit pink at that, and he squirms. He's still avoiding eye contact. Being a good friend, imagine that! ]
[ Guzma glanced toward Patton, before immediately looking the other way. "It's nothin'. I know.. You had your old one, and.. Y'know. You got me a shiny. So." ]
I’m really sorry to be contacting random accounts like this but I can’t find my Glalie.. I was with him in the mountains and I wanted to practice discipline while battling but he ran off and I haven’t seen him for weeks… do you know anything?!..
…Bro? What aren’t you getting? I’m talking about you having an OBVIOUS CRUSH on that sweet four-eyes you’re close with! You’re not even trying to hide it??
What? I don't got a crush. Sorry, kid. You got the wrong idea.
Your acquaintance appears to be referring to the fact you have grown emotionally attached to an individual, even though you may not realise as such. If it were someone you did not feel anything for, you likely wouldn’t be so close and so willing to assist them.
…Bro? What aren’t you getting? I’m talking about you having an OBVIOUS CRUSH on that sweet four-eyes you’re close with! You’re not even trying to hide it??
What? I don't got a crush. Sorry, kid. You got the wrong idea.
Your acquaintance appears to be referring to the fact you have grown emotionally attached to an individual, even though you may not realise as such. If it were someone you did not feel anything for, you likely wouldn’t be so close and so willing to assist them.
…Bro? What aren’t you getting? I’m talking about you having an OBVIOUS CRUSH on that sweet four-eyes you’re close with! You’re not even trying to hide it??
What? I don't got a crush. Sorry, kid. You got the wrong idea.
Your acquaintance appears to be referring to the fact you have grown emotionally attached to an individual, even though you may not realise as such. If it were someone you did not feel anything for, you likely wouldn’t be so close and so willing to assist them.
…Bro? What aren’t you getting? I’m talking about you having an OBVIOUS CRUSH on that sweet four-eyes you’re close with! You’re not even trying to hide it??
What? I don't got a crush. Sorry, kid. You got the wrong idea.