chronically online millenial

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

I woke up and randomly remembered this Final Fantasy VII FMV to Coldplay's Fix You. It was Cloud witnessing Zack's death and being told to live on for the both of them then the organs start playing and cloud loses his memory and there's cuts from I think advent children, crisis core, etc. the crest of the song cloud is fighting sephiroth but during the battle it flashes back to memories with Zack and gang, and I'm pretty sure it ends with that AC scene where he sees Aerith in the church. I searched for it and the only one to kinda fit it is this one but they use a cover song and it's not quite how I remember.

Maybe the video I'm thinking of has been deleted because I swore it was Coldplay version and I swore I saw it in like 2009.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

People'll do anything but parent their own kids

[gallyx99]

Imagine it's 2012, peak instagram era. Greg just turned 18 and for his birthday, Rodrick got him a fake ID so they could go out bar hopping together. They still fight but they've come a long way from middle/high school days.

Originals

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

The Babies 😭 —Susan, probably

[kinkydorah]

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵

[animentality]

[ozempicofficial]

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

I love the internet so much.

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[segamascott]

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

six semper tyranus

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

is that a threat?

[senatortedcruz]

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[angryschnauzer]

Happy April 25th Everyone. Remember your light jacket.

[moonbasealpha]

[ID: an image set of the interview scene from miss congeniality. cheryl fraiser (miss rhode island) is told, "describe your perfect date." she responds, "that's a tough one. i'd have to say april 25th. because it's not too hot and not too cold. all you need is a light jacket." /end ID.]

[sicksicksixx]

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

[foodchewer]

i cant express how much i hate fucking bees 

[plants4]

then stop fucking bees???? it’s really a simple solution

[foodchewer]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

[mulanwithad]

Not after bee movie we don’t

[lucifermorningstarxx]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

is this monster romance? can we do a reboot with guillermo del toro in charge please? i need him to weigh in.

[estherandoh]

Under no circumstances should anyone reboot the Bee Movie.

[chronicallyonlinemillenial]

would it be garbage? most likely yes. but would the creatures be magnificent? definitely yes. GDT puts so much care in the details of his creatures. i called for reboot if only for the clipability for fmvs lmao