whatever

i can whip really good meringues

[petalplush-deactivated20191102]

[relateforteens]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

stop

[ufoff-blog]

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”

[kovvic]

[queeranne]

[g0ingunder]

my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off

me: i do not want to do that

my brain: someone's gotta do it

me: literally no one has to do it

my brain: someone's gotta do it

[lagunafalls-deactivated20130609]

[omgchomps]

[exit-the-king]

Est-ce qu’un jour je serai assez mature pour ne plus rire chaque fois que le mot ‘bouchée’ est employé dans la langue anglaise ?

Non. Probablement pas, non.

[a-room-of-my-own]

Alors perso je ne suis pas du tout sensible à ce genre d’humour.

[starting-over-again-2012]

is there something funny about the word bite in french like?

[jadethefirefox]

[dongboss]

tag yourself in petite bites

[glassbonespaperskin]

[stability]

[huffpost]

[mitten]

[milkgoat-deactivated20121119]

[direwolvv]

Platform nine and three quarters was shut