GINGERSAURUS AT YOUR SERVICE

24 years old, he/him

[lovejoytheband]

It’s asexual awareness week I need all of you to be extra aware of me this week

[lovejoytheband]

Don’t you dare

[lovejoytheband]

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they’ll each other out and I’ll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for “ouch too hot” and “ouch too cold” are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

[james-silvercat]

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

[lierdumoa]

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.

[lastoneout]

diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Don’t have kids.

Clark: What? Don’t you love your kids.

Bruce: So much. But they are a ton of work. If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, you won’t survive.

Clark: Is it really that hard?

Bruce: Yes. I never get any sleep. I’m always sick. I never get to watch anything I want on TV. But I can recite “Moana” from memory.

Clark: I don’t wanna watch kids’ movies. I want to watch movies for adults. Adults and teens.

Bruce: And they are getting so manipulative. Yesterday, Stephanie pretended to be hurt, I went in to help her, and Cass snuck in the kitchen and stole two of Alfred’s cookies.

Clark: Oh, my god. Your children are monsters.

Bruce: Hey! Those are my kids! Back off.

Clark: Right.

[aspaceinthecosmos]

ohhhh my god webb got an image of the pillars of creation and it’s absolutely STUNNING.

here it is compared to hubbles image:

[beardedmrbean]

SMDH, they're always erasing women's contributions to the world

[beardedmrbean]

The reviews are coming is, looks like we may have a winner on our hands.

[junewild]

[posallys]

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

[southbreak]

100% this.

[love-to-love-puppies]

You can buy headphones that aren't airpods. My wireless ones cost $30 on amazon but because I didn't sell my soul to apple and haven't upgraded my phone in some time I have a headphone jack that I can plug dollar store earbuds into. They make adapters and you too can get the dollar store earbuds.

Stop being fucking rude and listening to things outloud

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[queen-of-hearts92]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

[smogteeth]

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

[missmonstermel]

Treasure trove

[monjinator]

Vine had pure chaotic energy that tiktok just cannot match and I miss it so much

[floofiest-doof]

Like looking at the ancient scriptures

[ampervadasz]

Az utolsó.. ! :) (Unmute ! )

[naamahdarling]

I feel bad about laughing at some of these, like the missed jump, but none of the cats appear to be hurt by their misadventures, and the rest had me literally WHEEZING. The cat crossing the unpleasantly-textured mat…I am LITERALLY CRYING.

[darsycho]

UNGA BUNGA ME RELOAD

[brunhiddensmusings]

my life was improved when i learned theres a whole game of just alternate stupid ways to load the doom shotgun

[brunhiddensmusings]

on the off chance any of you dont know what im talking about, this is a real game you can play and its important that you be told

[mistons]

THE THING

You’ll never forget it

1967 / Mark

[undeadhousewife]

Me when I insist I don’t need to write it down

[universeofmemes]

[tepli-mravenci]

[sword-and-nightingale]

Imagine if the rapture happened and this was how you found out.

[heyitsphoenixx]