We have a job opening at massacre.
Maybe next time. Or not. Who knows? Not me, that’s for sure.
Ditto.
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We have a job opening at massacre.
Maybe next time. Or not. Who knows? Not me, that’s for sure.
Ditto.
We have a job opening at massacre.
I wouldn’t go that far. Things just always ground to a halt and I don’t know why.
...I don't know.
We have a job opening at massacre.
Not for want of trying.
But we always come back to this; it’s like our own little stalemate.
Well we always fuck things up.
We have a job opening at massacre.
Doesn’t mean much if you don’t know how to use it.
Well you don't know how I use it.
We have a job opening at massacre.
Well, that is so not true.
Well...I have a better body
I need a new career.
Well if you’re certain, i was thinking that Brandon would probably be better at but if you really want to try.
Well it always good to be confident, we should be holding auditions soon.
Let me know.
We have a job opening at massacre.
Are you jealous?
Yes.
We both know I'm the better dancer.
We have a job opening at massacre.
You want to be a stripper?
Why not?
Are you stealing my job?
I need a new career.
Are you sure?
because i’m doubtful.
I'm sure!
I've spent my whole life being high class.
And have you not seen my body? It's amazing if I do say so myself.
I need a new career.
Mhm, it is.
And if you need any feedback, I’m always here to help.
Maybe I will.
I need a new career.
No need to mock me.
Old habit, sorry.
I need a new career.
We’re looking for a new stripper.
But we only take high class strippers.
I can be high class!
I need a new career.
augustsutton:
No, I tended to avoid everyone that I could when I was still at St Adams.
Wow, lucky for some. So maybe find a hobby instead of a proper job? I hear stamp collecting is super fun.
That sounds super super fun.
I need a new career.
You could be a stripper.
I’d watch you.
That is a very good idea.
I need a new career.
Sort of, I used to live here, but I only recently just got back in town.
So what would you go into instead of politics?
Oh right, I guess we've never crossed paths before.
I have no clue. I don't have to work, it's just something to do.
I need a new career.
What would you want to do instead?
I have no idea.
Any ideas?
I need a new career.
It was interesting at some point?
Well looking back, I guess not.
Are you new around here?