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Not that bad? I feel like tea and crumpets are coming out of your mouth every time you open it.

I still have no idea what you want, but you’re fun. You major in Mythology or something? Wine making? Some other zany major?

gabriel-drummond

Tea and crumpets are just marvelous, mate, and though I've got the feeling that I should be offended by such statement, I'm ridiculously pleased.

Yeah, never mind that, mate. I'll find it eventually... and well, wine making sounds just amazing, but I didn't had this brilliant idea before. I ended up in General Literature, actually, and you, well. I would say that as an asian you might be a genius, but I believe we must not give the stereotype too much credit. What are you majoring at?

#!502 #!502: danny

the-new-scott-taylor

I’d say I know it quite well, I have some back in my dorm.

I could say the same to you. How long have you been at CBU?

gabriel-drummond

Where do you live again, mate? Cause I might invite myself for tea and steal your Maoms... Just kidding. Or maybe not. Who knows?

I'm a sophomore here, but it still feels awkward to frequently see the sun so clearly... but well. What about you, mate? How long have you been at CBU?

#!502 #!502: scott

sinsuelo

#!505

heyhaydenkim-deactivated2015102

Hey don’t mention it. Glad I could save you a whole day of running around looking for something that’s not here [; he grinned] Do they have strawberry? Cause I request my payment in strawberry if that’s a thing.

gabriel-drummond

I spent quite a few days doing it, to be honest. And yeah, I'm stupid at this point. [/he laughed] But they absolutely do, mate! Marvelous choice, actually. You shall receive your payment in a few days as you requested!

#!502 #!502: hayden

the-new-scott-taylor

-stares at him for a moment- Would you believe me if I said I was having the exact same thought?

gabriel-drummond

Like-- really? [/he raised an eyebrow, smiling at the thought of it] Thanks God someone here knows this bloody candy!

But honestly, with this accent I would believe in every single thing you may possibly tell me, mate. It just sounds like home.

#!502 #!502: scott #weee british pals

heyhaydenkim-deactivated2015102

Well. [;he pursed his lips and pushed his mouth to one side, looking down at his phone] The almighty magic Google says you have to order off the website. Or Amazon, they also have them on Amazon for some reason. Sorry they don’t carry them here and I wasn’t a bigger help!

gabriel-drummond

Wasn't a bigger help? Bullshit! You were great, mate. Seriously. I'm a complete idiot when technology is the subject, so yeah, I wouldn't think of ordering on Amazon or whatever, though it's quite obvious.

Thank you! And as soon as it arrives I'll let you know, so you can be properly rewarded.

#!502 #!502: hayden

thehappyfreeconfused-deactivate

No I’m sorry, didn’t quite mean to snap….Who are you?

gabriel-drummond

That's alright, my behavior asked for it, honestly.

I'm Gabriel, but people call me Dru. And you are...?

#!502 #!502: reagan

maura-minetti

They sound too good to be true. What kind of candies are they?

gabriel-drummond

They're little colorful balls. Also, they're sweet as candies should be. But, you see, Maoams are funny to chew, though it may sounds a bit odd to say.

Maybe there's nothing special about them and I'm just obsessed for no reason, but I can swear that they've got a special touch. I don't know, I'm probably just bullshitting right now.

#!502 #!502: maura

itsarielrose-deactivated2015072

What are Maoams?

gabriel-drummond

Those are my favorite candies. I used to eat it all the time back home.

But if I may say, I'm getting quite scared of american people lately. I mean, no one knows what Maoam is, when at home everybody does. I feel like an alien or something.

#!502 #!502: ariel

yepdanny-blog

It would be easier to help you if you asked in English because I have no idea what you just said with that accent.

gabriel-drummond

C'mon, I'm from Manchester! My accent isn't all that bad...

But well, let's try it again in the American way. Where can I buy Maoam? [/he said in his best attempt of copying the foreign accent] I'm not sure if it's working, though...

#!502 #!502: danny

xsturgis-podmore

You might have a bit of a problem, yeah.

gabriel-drummond

Indeed. I wonder if it's a bad one, though. What do you think?

#!502 #!502: kennedy

thehappyfreeconfused-deactivate

Shhh, let me sleep.

gabriel-drummond

Sorry. I shall be quiet now.

#!502 #!502: reagan

heyhaydenkim-deactivated2015102

… candy you say? [;his brow perked with interest] And if I helped you procure said candy you would share right? And how marvelous are we talking here? On a scale of Valenine chalk hearts to Caramello bars are they the shit?

gabriel-drummond

Yeah, I think so? I mean, I couldn't find Maoams in this bloody city, so any help at this point would be pretty good and well rewarded. Believe me, mate, Maoams are just the best thing you will ever eat in your entire life.