Cal

the true and honest cal gabriel (satire roleplay) Og real blog @mikhail67

[gabrielslambo]

Hi im the true and honest cal gabriel im the only real cal gabriel on this platform and here is my genuine id. Send me asks or kill yourself

[andrekrgmn]

how does it feel getting master manipulated by a hot blonde boy

-🦤

manipulated??? hot??? you’re lying.

[gabrielslambo]

dodo spitting facts

[gabrielslambo]

hi cal!!! srry if this is weird but this is @leoquesadilla, idk if you've heard of me but im on the mathletes and im actually rlly interested in being your friend. pls don't hurt me you're scary 😿

Hi. No I haven't heard of you. We can be friends if we have something in common, if we don't, it would be a waste of my time (yours too). I can give it a try I guess. Also no reason to be scared, I dont bite!!

[gabrielslambo]

ffffAAAARRTTTTT

would u ever go out with andre?

-🦤

Yes. Not because im gay but because since me and andre are best friends, I want to support my fag friend (make him feel normal about his disability). I would make sure he doesnt get ideas though. I know people fall for me easily and no wonder honestly.

@andrekrgmn

[gabrielslambo]

how would you describe andre?

-🦤

very buddy like, sometimes hes like a girl on her period then its annoying to talk to him. Takes shit way too serious (sometimes)but I guess thats because hes just more careful than me (and thats good ig)Also always pays for me when we hang out so I forgive him for being a hard pussy.

Hhh whats that a dodo bird I think thank you fir the ask dodo xoxo

[gabrielslambo]

NONO DELETE STUPID RETARD FAG DUMB

[gabrielslambo]

how would you describe andre?

-🦤

very buddy like, sometimes hes like a girl on her period then its annoying to talk to him. Takes shit way too serious (sometimes)but I guess thats because hes just more careful than me (and thats good ig)Also always pays for me when we hang out so I forgive him for being a hard pussy.

Hhh whats that a dodo bird I think thank you fir the ask dodo xoxo

[andrekrgmn]

ooc : @angelduct is my main, @sillylittlelurie is my rachel zd account! don’t be afraid to actually interact with me on either, im really sweet! 🕸️

• 📼 andre kriegman

• 📼 18

• 📼 friends : just cal

• 📼 im not interested in being friends ok

cal is @gabrielslambo

[gabrielslambo]

my new andre mwa😘

[gabrielslambo]

sometimes when me and andre hang out we go to this river thats in the woods and andre cleans the rocks near because he thinks they are thirsty and drink water. Then he talks shit about "hm this rock was so ungrateful" and its funny hes soooo stupid😂😂😂😂

(No but pls can some andre hmu I have no one to make fun of now it pmo and makes me sad)

[gabrielslambo]

I'm so edgy but everybody wants me😂😂

[bruzum]

[gabrielslambo]

i (cal gabriel) really enjoy divine machinery aesthetic. its so fucking cool.

[gabrielslambo]

i hate fanarts where andre has sh scars he does NOT cut in ANY universe EVER. Me, ok, but NOT andre.

[gabrielslambo]

bolonds orbruwnes yo brownettes burnetts blondes or bruneytes

idk what the fuck is this saying but brunettes anddd no reason😂maybe😂🤔👀 thank you for your dyslexic ask aka my first ask you are the real one😘

[gabrielslambo]

my andre got banned and it got me into quite of a big sadness. Im very sad.

Anyway got few followers over the days pls dont be fake fans and send me asks im super in character you cant even imagine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i swear

[gabrielslambo]

I hate when people say caldre typa shit. Im not a homo, everyone who says I am is wrong and everyone who acts like me and pretends im gay is a retard. Im no fag, @andreshouldkms, maybe, but not me.

[andreshouldkms]

shut the fuck up yo fag we all know you like getting buttfucked by buff men shut uppp shut up tarded but yeah cladre sucks for sure i do prefer hot foids

[gabrielslambo]

"prefer hot foids" my ass you faggot like im not your type ok

[gabrielslambo]

I hate when people say caldre typa shit. Im not a homo, everyone who says I am is wrong and everyone who acts like me and pretends im gay is a retard. Im no fag, @andreshouldkms, maybe, but not me.