What if we were both horribly warped creatures and did horrible

THIS IS A NSFW SIDEBLOG, I AM GOING TO BE GETTING FREAKY ON HERE. OK? OK

[gachaponfreak]

THIS IS AN ADULT ACCOUNT, BE WARNED AND WARY

Quick Pinned

"Do I know you?" Are there many other gachapons into freaky stuff around here?

This is a NSFW sideblog, I like this stuff but remember it's not all I'm into.

The depraved of heart shall find this blog and rejoice

She/any pronouns

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

Buttons/switches aren’t talked about enough, considering how hot they are. Buttons that give a deep click when pressed and light up. Computers that reward you for learning their complex systems by loading faster, but only for you. The intimacy of studying each lever, teasing the buttons with gentle touches, not enough to turn them on but enough to provide stimulation.

Look up “nuclear reactor control room” and you’ll understand what I mean.

[maskdoll]

i love learning people's hypnotic triggers. i will absolutely just slip them into casual conversation to see what happens

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[swagophile]

my friend: [after i said something incrediblg disrespectful] mori that was a really fucked up thing to say. i'm hurt.

me: y-you're hurt?! nnononono!! don't worry! i'll hheal you! with my magic!! [holds my handd out]

my friend: what the fuck mori

me: ggh.. ddon't worry.. pain pain go away.. come again.. nnever!!! i'm gonna heal you!!

my friend: mori dont be a fucking idiot. i meant emotionally. i'm emotionally hur- oh that feels really nice what is that

me: its mmy magic.. hheheh.. i'm healing you..

my friend: mmnhh.. fuck.. mori that feels.. really good...

me: ssee? i'm sorry.. i just.. ugh! i'm so stupid sometimes.. but i'm not gonna let it hurt you! i love you!!

my friend: gghhdfd.. ffuck.. mori.. keep healing me

me: id go ro the ends of the earth for you! you're my friend! and for me.. that means.. everything! i'll never let you be hurt! not even for a second

my friend: oh ffuck i think i'm close

me: [putting my hands down] wait what

my friend: well don't stop.

me: wwhat did you say though

my friend: keep going mori.

me: um;

my friend: mori. i'm hurt.

me: [putting my hands back up and whimpering] i'm sscared,

my friend: ohhhh yeah.. thats better..

me: SEE! I'LL NEVER LET YOU BE HURT- um. ddid you just pee in your pants?

my friend: okay we're friends again

[gachaponfreak]

Any soundtrack can become your smutty ERP playlist if you're dedicated enough (listening to Nirvana as I'm getting implanted)

[gachaponfreak]

Weezer while mindcontrolling someone.

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[goo-goo-babies]

leaving VC and tell a girl "be a good girl for mommy while i'm gone, okay~?" and hearing her audibly shiver. i have the power of god

[goo-goo-babies]

you. you are doing god's work on earth.

[lotussart]

he wants them too

[terraswallows]

I do >;3

[feralratbitesu]

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

[barbedwirestray]

Top that transfemme. Top her NOW. It's easy! Shove her around until she's blushing and then just take what you want. It's okay, she's loud because she's surprised. Don't stop, she's just warming up to you! Yes, just like that. Nice and easy. She was saying something a second ago but now she can't seem to find the words. She'll infodump again after you're done. Right now you need to find her prostate. That's the reset button. You're doing her a favor actually. Her brain needs to be shut off and powered on again every so often. No, deeper. Yes, still deeper. Hear that whine? That's how you tell which spot is right. Don't be shy now! Grab those hips! Press your nails into her skin. Such wonderful music, no? Grab her neck so she doesn't run away. Good.

Now then.

Get. Her. Pregnant.

[gachaponfreak]

Any soundtrack can become your smutty ERP playlist if you're dedicated enough (listening to Nirvana as I'm getting implanted)

[mindless-miss-moth]

Feel them wriggling. They're in your throat, in your stomach, inside your ears, behind your eyes, in your limbs, inside your brain. Maybe they're going inside your testicles, or maybe they're playing with your ovaries. One has decided to come into your mouth. Let it, it wants the space.

Feel them inside every inch of your body, constantly moving, never letting a moment go without this sensation. It feels good, doesn't it? To let them have their way with your body, letting them live inside of it, it's their home now after all, you're just a host and nothing more.