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[gaeyoz]

ynbbm:

[sms-아줌마]  What him? What are you talking about? As far as I know I have no him in my life >:) [sms-아줌마] YES YOU ARE A STUPID OLD WOMAN. I AM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH. THIS IS NOT BULLYING. [sms-아줌마] Please, a lot of people know me. Just because 4Minutes is sunbae doesn’t mean people don’t know us Apink okay? I will tell the company that Gayeon of 4Minutes is bullying me, how about that?B B) [sms-아줌마] You are old, and weak. You can’t win. Just admit your defeat before I beat up your ass old woman u_u [sms-아줌마] … Are you forreal now? Turn on the GPS, I’ll go look for you. JFC. DO NOT MOVE. Also just saying, this just shows how dumb you are ahjumma u_u

( sms - 뽐뽐 ) You know what? Let’s just drop that convo about him or whoever he is.. b//  ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Quit bullying me woman.  ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Exactly, if they see you act like that. They’ll put you in the mental hospital. u n u ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) I AM NOT OLD AND WEAK. FITE ME. I’LL FITE YOU. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) And yes, I’m forreal. Now come and get me before-- someone else does. I KNOW! JUST COME GET ME.

[gaeyoz]

ynbbm:

❝You want me to bring my pets over?Are you sure? ‘Cos there are a lot of them and they might turn your place into a huge mess.❞ Bomi snorts, shaking her head, her nose scrunching up as she squints her eyes at the older, rolling her eyes playfully while her tongue clicking. ❝Tch, you are just jealous you are old and you can’t be cute like me. Though, should we do it tonight? The sleepover. I mean, I’ve been living in a hotel after all.❞

“Not all of them though, two or three is enough or are some okay to be left behind? Who’s going to feed them.. Feed them before you leave. And I don’t mind if they all come. I like pets, I want to have one myself but it’s almost like taking care of a baby. I just watch them from afar.” Gayoon nods slowly then glares at the younger playfully, gently pushing the younger. “Pft, I’m not jealous. I don’t know how to be cute so I leave that for the maknaes. What else-- eat, watch movies, talk, basically anything we want.”

[rpboxmemes]

send my muse one of the following to see how they react:

[text]: What the hell are you saying? [text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back? [text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather.  [text]: Come on if you’re coming.  [text]: Are we going to do this or what? [text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me? [text]: Don’t get too comfortable. [text]: S.O.S. [text]: Do you have to text me at three in the morning? [text]: Shouldn’t you be sleeping? [text]: Is that you’re way of saying you miss me? [text]: Is there something I should know? [text]: Party. My house. Tonight. Bring Alcohol. [text]: Is that suppose to be a threat? [text]: Haha, no. I’m not giving it back. [text]: Time for someone to go grocery shopping. [text]: I’m not going with you to see that. [text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM [text]: Send me another picture like that and see what happens. [text]: Is teasing me the only purpose of this conversation? [text]: Soo..does that mean you feel the same way? [text]: Just admit it..you missed me. [text]: I was hoping you would go with me. [text]: You’re dead meat. [text]: How do you feel about a threesome?  [text]: Maybe I just feel like spending my night with you. [text]: We are not going there.

[jimin-nim]

that smirk tho…

[gaeyoz]

ynbbm:

❝Yes, a sleepover, with fried chicken, some soju and gay ass sappy movies as you often love them.❞ Bomi nods her head in return, flashing a sheepish grin at the older while linking their arms together, resting her head on the other’s shoulder while looking up with her puppy eyes.

“Ohh, that sounds really good. I’ll buy the fried chicken, soju and pick a movie for us-- you just come over with your pets if you’d like to bring one or two with you.” Gayoon nods her head, patting the younger’s head with her other hand. “Don’t pout, it doesn’t suit you.” Gayoon throws her head back laughing.

[gaeyoz]

beeeastdj:

“Always trying to get me to say words that would make your heart flutter, you’re more complicated than other girls, Gayoon-ssi.” He teases with a wide smile in response to both her expression and the laughter that it caused. “Are you guys still promoting? I thought that was over a month ago.” His nose wrinkled a bit before shrugging, a chuckle having left him as he slid his hands in his pockets. “Guess I don’t pay attention to you as much as I should. I’ll buy you ice cream and we can catch up, yeah? I’ve been craving.”

“Hey, I’m not doing anything. But you did miss seeing me around.” Gayoon lets out a short chuckle. “Hm, yeah- you’re right. We finished promoting a month ago, we had our goodbye stage? You didn’t see?” She squints her eyes at him playfully. “It’s okay, we’re all busy– we can’t be always there. Oh, you’ll buy ice cream? Wow, that’s new. No, I kid. Let’s go.” Gayoon nods, walking ahead.

[gaeyoz]

ynbbm:

[sms-아줌마] I have no idea what you are talking about. Who is he? What? What him?  [sms-아줌마] Watching me doing what? I AM 23. I AM OLD ENOUGH. I AM NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE YOU STUPID OLD WOMAN. [sms-아줌마] Yes. that’s what I’m going to do. I will murder you and feed you to sharks, WATCH ME. [sms-아줌마] Need I remind you a few things? One, I’m younger. Two, I’m stronger. Three, I can beat up your ass with my taekwondo and boxing skills. Four, again, I AM YOUNGER. Where the heck are you though? The company?

( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Oh, is there no him anymore? >> squints. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) I’M NOT A STUPID OLD WOMAN, STOP BULLYING ME ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Again, I’d like to see you try. I’m going to scream and security guards will come and take you away. They’ll think you’re some sasaeng, then they realize it’s Bomi from APink so then the company decided to put you in a mental hospital. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Hey, hey-- just because I’m a bit older than you doesn’t mean I’m not strong anymore.  ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Hm, I don’t know where I am honestly.. Though I was in the company earlier then I decided to take a walk.. now I don’t know where I am.. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) Help???????

[gaeyoz]

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Sleepover? Hm, sleepover sounds nice.” Gayoon nods her head, agreeing with the younger female because it has been a long time since she had a sleepover with a friend.

[gaeyoz]

beeeastdj:

“Well he might as well be one.” He snorted, raising his hand so he could rest it over the area of his arm that was punched. “I’m just saying I never get to see you around anymore—you finish promoting then poof, I never see you around here.” His nose wrinkles in a childish manner, the demeanor soon fading as he dropped his hands to his sides, the smile creeping into his tone and mien altogether. “What have you been up to, hm? Am I allowed to know?”

“Then we all have babysitters.” Gayoon stares at him and laughs at the faces he made. “Admit it, you missed seeing me around.” She puts on a sly smile on her face then wiggles her eyebrows before bursting out laughing. “Well, it’s not like I’m hiding things and no, you’re not allowed to know.” Squints playfully at him. “Just kidding, well, nothing really-- just attending events here and there with some members.”

[roleplayaskmemes]

Friendship starter sentences!

“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”

“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”

“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”

“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”

“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”

“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”

“I’ll be your wingman!”

“I know what you need, ice cream and a bad movie!”

“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”

“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”

“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”

 “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”

“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”

“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”

“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”

“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”

“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Are you eating my food?”

“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”

"You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?"

[gaeyoz]

hyuboo:

Ow, that sounds like a good plan. Do you need me to bring you food or something, unnie?

( ` chuckles ) Sorry. Do you want to join me and slack around for today? And, let’s get food together. ( ` she pats the latter’s butt and gets up, walking towards the kitchen )

[gaeyoz]

hyuboo:

I think that’s not true. [`nods] How are you, though, unnie?

It’s true. ( ` squishes the younger’s cheeks ) I’m great but tired. So I’m just going to lie down on the couch for the rest of the day and eat.

[gaeyoz]

( hyuboo ─ ; )

Looks so pretty and clean [`wraps her arms around the other one]

Nah-- ( ` laughs and nods ) You’re prettier, ‘saeng.

[gaeyoz]

ynbbm:

[sms-아줌마] In my defense that wasn’t meant for you. AT ALL. [sms-아줌마] And once again I have no idea what you are talking about. [sms-아줌마] I AM 23. I AM OLD ENOUGH. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. [sms-아줌마] On another note don’t you step a foot in CUBE building cos once I see your face I am going to murder you and then feed your dead body to shark B| 

( sms - 뽐뽐 ) you probably mistaken me for him e n e ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) squints. i’m watching you, young lady. i got my eyes on you (sings) ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) OH REALLY NOW? YOU’LL MURDER ME AND FEED ME TO THE SHARKS?  ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) THAT’S MY LINE BTW. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) anyways. OHO. I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. >>

[gaeyoz]

[`blinks as she looks at the girl in front of her before poking the other's cheek] yah, unnie, since when does your skin looks that way?

what do you mean? ( ` she puffs her cheeks out leaning her body against the younger and wraps her arms around the female ) 

[gaeyoz]

( ynbbm​​ ─ ; )

[sms-아줌마] sweats very nervously. [sms-아줌마] You are lying. [sms-아줌마] I DIDN’T, DID I? YOUR NUMBER IS NOWHERE NEAR HIS. [sms-아줌마] Please delete it u_u YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING. NOTHING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME OLD WOMAN? [sms-아줌마] …….did I?

( sms - 뽐뽐 ) yes you did..... cries a river ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) oh... oh... so you were sending your bae nudes? HOLY SH--  ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) i’m calm- SCREAMS AND SHAKES YOU ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN SCREAMS FLIPS ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) oh. no, you didn’t. ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) if you did-- i’d probably end up throwing my phone across the room ( sms - 뽐뽐 ) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[gaeyoz]

why did the chicken cross the road..?

( `stares at the male blankly before laughing ) yah, that’s your question? well, i don’t know the real answer to this but-- i think... to get to the other side. am i right, am i?