dope shit

i dont rlly know

[eieo]

*ten minute rant* i aint even mad

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

lemme know if the rest of my life is going to feel like this cause if so

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[pickledangel]

[alluka]

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

[gooeychewy]

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

[gooeychewy]

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

[gooeychewy]

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

[geniusoflove]

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[socialistexan]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Men get pegged

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

[zachsgay]

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

[visible-cracks]

0x12=0

[booglemoth]

[cleopatronising]

the day steve irwin died this one kid stood at the school gate yelling the news over and over as everyone went home like… it was so important that he literally took on the role of town crier… and no one believed him…

[flawlessgentlemen]

Idris Elba photographed by Victor Demarchelier for Esquire (2017)

[automatic-caution-door]

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

[lhommetimide]

Me: What time is it?

Some asshole: Quarter pa-

Me:

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[violet-chachki]

[popculturediedin2009]

A Britney Spears fan reacts to her comeback tour, May 2007