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Kermit And Friends: A Special Doctor

Special Doctor Victor Loria specializes in penis enhancement. When you first hear that, I’m sure your immediate thought is this guy can turn a 3-inch penis into a 10-inch penis. But no, that is not possible.

Dr. Loria explained to Elisa Jordana that he expands the girth of penises, meaning he makes a penis more wide rather than long. Dr. Loria claims a wider girth brings much more pleasure to women during sexual intercourse. Breaking it down in medical terms, he explained a wider penis spreading the clitoris can make it more stimulating for the female, bringing on endless orgasms and making the male feel like a million bucks in the process.

Kermit’s friend Barry “Boss” Mezey had this procedure done in 2014. The girth of his penis was allegedly expanded from 2 inches to 8 inches. Dr. Loria said getting this operation done can do wonders for a man’s confidence and make them a much happier person.

Barry had his procedure done for his reality show Boss TV. While Barry does exude confidence like no other, he seemed that way before the operation too. I guess for some guys it would be worth it. I mean... hey, more power to them if penis enlargement makes them feel more like a man. Their body, their choice.

This was an extremely fascinating topic and Elisa was getting bombarded with phone calls and chat comments for the special doctor. Unfortunately, Dr. Loria had an issue with his computer where he couldn’t hear Elisa or any of the guests she brought on. So Elisa had him both on Streamyard and on the phone, and she did a terrific job handling it the best she could to still provide an intriguing interview while also featuring questions from her audience. Major, major props to Elisa for that.

The belief is the doctor will return on December 12th for a follow up interview where he will actually be able to hear Elisa through his computer.

The reason it’s happening in two weeks instead of next week is because Elisa is attending a wedding on the East Coast next weekend. Hopefully she has a blast and remains safe throughout her travels.

While the doctor interview didn’t go as planned... well, nothing else did either but it made for some hectic television! Let me explain...

Everyone reading this knows Sharmin Smith, our lovely 2020 Presidential candidate and author of the book, Taming the Tida. If you’re a long time KAF fan, then you’ll also remember Alan The Hypnotist, who made a very memorable appearance on the 5th episode of the revival of Kermit and Friends.

As it turns out, Alan is Elisa’s boss at her ‘real life’ job, and Elisa thought Alan and Sharmin would make the perfect couple. Elisa showed Alan some pictures of Sharmin and explained to him what a wonderful woman she is. Alan was sold and appeared on the show to meet Sharmin.

It went horribly.

Instead of a cute fun date, we got CNN Crossfire with Fox News’ Tucker Carlson vs. MSNBC’s Joy Reid. it became an INSTANT political debate about Socialism vs. Capitalism, how libs are trying to destroy the country, how conservatives are too selfish, etc.

What a disaster. You could argue it’s hilarious the date went bad just after 2 seconds of them meeting one another, but blah... I really hate politics and would have preferred to see them hit it off instead.

That said, they’re both good people with good intentions. Alan runs a conversative talk radio show so politics is something he’s very passionate about, and of course Sharmin is big into the political scene after her attempt to run for office in 2020. Two passionate awesome people unfortunately on the opposite side of the isle.

Elisa believes politics shouldn’t interfere in a relationship. At one point, she was absolutely correct. If you voted for Bill Clinton but your best buddy voted for Bob Dole, 99% of the time it didn’t impact a friendship in a negative manner. However, that was over 20 years ago. Today, politics are pop culture/sports and if you’re not on the same side, it can ruin almost any friendship or relationship. It’s very sad.

Elisa is a rare breed though. It doesn’t matter to her who you voted for, what the girth or length of your penis is, how much money you have, how physically attractive you are... all that matters to Elisa, according to Elisa, is that you’re a good, kind, and generous person...

... welp, Andy Dick returned to Kermit and Friends yesterday. Andy proudly professed no matter what he does, Elisa will always take him back. Doesn’t matter how many times he’s arrested or what violent behavior he displays.. Elisa is there for him whenever he calls and she’ll always say yes when he asks her to marry him. To Andy’s credit, he doesn’t try to sabotage KAF guests, make obscene videos of Elisa, attempt to force her into threesomes, pressure her to take drugs, etc... so he’s not quite as horrible as most of her other love interests tend to be.

But it looks like the engagement is back on and Elisa/Andy will be getting married in 2022. Good for them!

Since penis size was the topic when Andy showed up, Andy told a funny story about the time his supposedly very long penis kept poking the IDU (a wire device in a woman’s uterus to prevent pregnancy) of a lady he was having sex with. Andy also had some guitar player there to play some music. He was very excited about that, and it is sweet how Andy wanted to give his new friend a platform to perform on.

Andy is a very polarizing person but he’s always incredibly fun on the show, I have to admit it. It was nice seeing him again, and whether or not he and Elisa try anything romantically, I do sincerely wish him the best and I hope to see him on many future episodes.

Back to penises... Elisa was sent a nude pic from John Taylor this past week! Yes, Fireman John, who scolded Elisa last week for not calling the cops on Eric Riggs, got frisky with Elisa this week via text by sending her a bombastic nude photo of himself just as he stepped out of the shower. It was quite mind-blowing.

Elisa, being the comedic genius she is, was inspired to write two songs about the picture. One was a parody to Damian Marley’s Welcome to Jamrock and another was a parody of Listen to Your Heart by Roxette.

For the Jamrock song, Kermit’s friend Matty did a HILARIOUS strip tease that involved cool whip. Matty has long been a part of the Kermit and Friends community, but this was his first appearance on the show and it could not have worked out better. For the Roxette song, a John Taylor nude calendar was put together to go with the lyrics. Hopefully physical copies of that calendar are made soon so we can all buy copies!

During Sharmin’s political debate with Alan, Elisa kept getting calls from Brain Peterson. This guy Brain is a big presence in the KAF community even though he never officially appeared on the show until yesterday. Brain calls in weekly, he dominates the KAF Discord fanclub, and he hosts an unofficial KAF Wrap-Up Show.

These past couple of weeks, Brain and Sharmin tried to start a romance. They got together, lasted a day, then fought for a few days, got back together, had phone sex, and then fought again that night and broke up for good. All of it took place in public view on the Discord server.

Brain would say the most vile things in his drunken tangents about Sharmin. From wishing gang rape to using every despicable word in the English language to describe her... it was truly awful the things he would say towards her, and Sharmin was understandably upset over it.

Finally, Elisa got Brain to click the Streamyard link, which led to one of the funniest moments in Kermit and Friends history when Brain was an absolute nervous wreck and could barely mummer any sort of comprehensible sentence out of his mouth. I hate to admit it but that maniac stole the show yesterday, even if zero progress was made whatsoever with his appearance.

Wappy played 2 awesome original songs this week called Starlight Spitfire and Lovely. Weezy also did his great part in co-hosting the main show and then hosting the official KAF Wrap-Up Show afterward. I really appreciate Wappy and Weezy’s consistency and reliability. Those can be rare traits to find in Kermit Town sadly.

It was a crazy show this week, in more ways than one. Probably even a bit too crazy with all the phone calls and technical issues... it was wild, man. But that Elisa Jordana... it’s truly amazing how she’s able to manage it all and keep things flowing and entertaining. She has a real gift. All the best to Elisa on her trip; I can’t wait to see her gorgeous self back with Kermit and Friends on December 12th.

Kermit And Friends: Jody Plauché

“Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.”- Helen Keller

The above quote brought tears to Elisa Jordana's eyes as she read it at the conclusion of the book, “Why, Gary, Why?”: The Jody Plauché Story.

Jody Plauché is a survivor. He went through the most traumatic ordeal imaginable and not only survived, but used the unfortunate circumstance to try to help others who have been through similar situations. That is a true hero in my book.

When Jody was 11-years-old, he was kidnapped by his Karate instructor, Jeff Doucet, and taken to California, where Jeff sexually assaulted Jody. The young Jody was finally rescued by police a few weeks later when he was able to make a phone call to his mother.

Upon return, Jody was surrounded by news crews and reporters. The reunion between Jody and his parents was captured on camera. These same reporters would hang around the airport for the arrival of Jody’s abuser Jeff as well, but unbeknownst to anyone... so did Jody’s father, Gary Plauché .

Gary, in a baseball cap and sunglasses, waited at a payphone for Jeff Doucet to get close enough. When Jeff did, Gary took out a gun and shot Jeff in head, killing him. It was all recorded on video.

So not only did Jody go through the kidnapping and assault, but then he was at risk of losing his beloved father to prison. After a lengthy and stressful trial, Gary received no punishment thanks to his lawyers arguing that Gary was in a psychotic state of mind at the time of the shooting.

Of course, all of this was covered in Elisa’s incredible interview with Jody Plauché on yesterday’s Kermit and Friends. Jody was an open book as he answered every question Elisa and Kermit’s friends had for him without hesitation.

How is Jody able to relive such a horrible experience from his childhood? He shrugs off the notion saying it happened over 35 years ago... he’s over it. I admire that so much. Plus, Jody had an experience on Geraldo Rivera where a young kid reported his story to the police about a man in his life molesting him, and he told the cops that it was Jody who inspired him to do it. Again, Jody Plauché is a hero.

Jody is also a very funny, fun-loving guy. He doesn’t mope around all day looking feeling pity for himself. He enjoys life. He loves going to Hooters, he’s a big Howard Stern Show fan (he even attended a boxing match featuring anti-Kermitarian Stuttering John), he graduated from LSU, he once met Shaquille O'Neal at a restaurant when Shaq was coincidently enough having lunch with one of the cops who was on the scene where Jody’s father shot Jeff Doucet, he loves conspiracy theories, and so on and so forth.

I loved hearing other things about Jody outside of what you can read on Wikipedia. To me, that’s what separates Elisa/KAF from other interviews/podcasts... we don’t just learn about the story, but about the person telling the story. Who he or she is, what they enjoy in life... KAF’s goal is to make someone like Jody a friend to the people who watch and participate; it’s not just about having a sit-down interview regarding one aspect of a person’s life. This is why Kermit and Friends is so special.

Another thing that makes KAF so special is the drama... nothing brings drama like friendships after all. For instance, Kermit’s firefighter friend John Taylor was a bit peeved with Elisa this week, to say the least.

After Eric Riggs’ schizophrenic explosion last week, John was infuriated with Elisa for not filing a police report on Eric and for not blocking him from KAF. Because Elisa didn’t do exactly what John wanted her to do, she became a “twat” in his eyes as he sent incessant text messages to Elisa’s phone and said horrible things about her in the KAF fanclub Discord.

Elisa, to her credit, found a good quality in John’s ridiculous melodramatic stance - she liked his passion for the show and for the people in the community. Elisa wants everyone to be as passionate John is about the ongoings on Kermit and Friends, even if it results in psychotic behavior from them.

Speaking of psychos, another covered topic on yesterday’s show was the restraining order Mark Connors received in court this week from Kermitarian Harry Brogan. Elisa was happy that Harry was able to feel the same victory she felt when she also won her restraining order case a month or so ago. Congrats, Harry!

Unfortunately, one person who wasn’t happy about Harry’s victory was Trumpster Bob, who quit KAF yet again because Elisa refused to cave to Bob’s demands of keeping Harry off the show. Bye bye Bob, hello democrats!

Future Democratic President Sharmin Smith deserves a special shout out for her contributions to Elisa’s interview with Jody. Sharmin read Jody’s book and had 5 pages of notes! How awesome is that? Co-host Weezy also heavily contributed as well and even helped Elisa out during her confrontation with John Taylor, so he deserves a lot of love too. And of course there’s always the amazing Wappy, who ended the show with a beautiful cover of Led Zepplin’s No Quarter.

Perfect show this week. The first half with the interview between Elisa and Jody couldn’t have been more compelling, and the second half with the bickering was so spicy and funny. Just a perfect balance of drama and fun. There’s absolutely no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than with Kermit’s wonderful friends.

Kermit and Friends: Adam Barta and Liberal Larry

Adam Barta’s career actually reminds me a little bit of Elisa Jordana’s. He started out in boy bands to then creating solo music, went on to make a splash on The Howard Stern Show with his collaborations with Tan Mom, dipped his toes in reality TV, and currently does livestreams on his Youtube channel.

So of course Elisa and Adam got along swimmingly on this week’s Kermit and Friends when Adam Barta was revealed as the surprise celebrity guest Elisa had been hyping up.

Adam was a ball of positivity and honesty. He talked about his early days on off-off-off-off broadway while performing in musical theaters, having a couple of lack-lustered stints with boy bands, how he ventured off to have a very successful solo music career, the harassment he’s endured online from the gay community and celebrities like Jenny McCarthy, how he rejected meeting Lady Gaga on 3 different occasions, and other entertaining tidbits and stories.

Adam was fantastic. He’s a great storyteller and willing to talk about pretty much anything. Elisa seriously couldn’t have gotten a better surprise celebrity guest for us to enjoy. Adam delivered big time.

Liberal Larry also made quite a splash on this week’s KAF episode.

Trumpster Bob recently went on an unprovoked tirade against Elisa, calling her a “Narcissistic b*tch” and Kermit and Friends “the biggest piece of sh*t show on planet Earth.” Not very nice!

Elisa didn’t take too kindly to the man she appointed as COO of Kermit and Friends saying such horrible things about her and her show, so she decided to replace him. Her choice? None other than Liberal Larry!

If you can’t tell by his name alone, Liberal Larry is the exact opposite of Trumpster Bob, which is what made him so appealing to Elisa. Bye bye Bob, hello democrats!

Liberal Larry is extremely flamboyant and upbeat. He embraces his homosexuality rather than live in the closet like our former COO. He’s also a huge Britney Spears fan just like Elisa, and he was on cloud nine on Sunday celebrating Britney finally being freed from her father’s conservatorship. I’m sure it was nice for Elisa to have a COO to talk about that with since all Bob ever cares to discuss are buttholes and Simone Biles, neither of which Elisa seems to be an expert on.

While I’m sure many viewed it as a good thing to have a Conservative COO to contrast our Democratic Presidential nominee Sharmin Smith (who appears on KAF every week), it was still refreshing to hear from a truly progressive individual like Liberal Larry. This guy is a real free-thinker and he doesn’t take kindly to Trumpers aka sheep like Bob holding society back from reaching its full potential in creating a loving society that welcomes everyone with opened arms.

After Larry mentioned he stopped spray tanning because he was so disgusted by Donald Trump’s spray tan, Elisa told a hilarious little story about how she went to the pool on Saturday because she felt her skin was getting too pale. As she was laying there catching some sun, a few young women (or IG thots, as kids would call them) gathered near Elisa’s lounger and started bending over to take pictures. Elisa was disgusted! One of the girls turned out to be the daughter of Elisa’s friend in the building. Elisa nearly yelled at her and ratted her out to the girl’s mother, but in typical Elisa fashion, Elisa showed great composure and simply vented about it on Kermit and Friends instead. You’re not quite a Karen yet, Elisa!

Back to Liberal Larry... what a treat he is as new Kermit and Friends COO. Bob would show up later in the program and challenge Larry to stick a bottle of tabasco sauce up his rear end. Larry wasn’t intimated by Bob one bit and proudly confessed he’s had much larger things put up there. Larry 1, Bob 0.

Despite Adam and Liberal Larry being such tremendous guests, it was actually Eric Riggs who ended up stealing the show yesterday.

Elisa brought Eric up on cam to ask Adam Barta a question, and instead of engaging with Adam, Eric started rambling about how he killed every guy Elisa had sex with last week not long after they left Elisa’s apartment.

Eric claims he is a billionaire and ring leader of what he says is the most dangerous terrorist organization in the World right now - the democratic party. Maybe Eric can hire Liberal Larry as his right-hand man!

In all seriousness, Eric is clearly off his medication. He had been calling Elisa non-stop all week, leaving hundreds of voicemails and text messages. It got to the point where Elisa was asking people to help her with Eric.

A few Kermitarians stepped up to the plate but to no avail as nothing worked. Eric is having these schizophrenic attacks where he believes Elisa is sleeping with many men every day and he’s killing them off one-by-one as he’s going after every guy who’s even knocked on Elisa’s door. God only knows how many Uber Eats drivers have been caught in the crossfire.

Fortunately, it’s all in Eric’s head and no one is actually being harmed. He lives in Seattle and doesn’t have the money to make a bunch of trips to LA. When Eric attempted a few weeks ago to track down Elisa, he couldn’t find her apartment or new building where she currently works, so it seems like Elisa is in the clear from this guy outside of the incessant calls/texts.

As far as Eric... he’s not Elisa’s responsibility, nor is she looking to have him locked up. Whoever Eric’s parents or guardians are, it’s up to them for Eric to get the help he needs. Hopefully they do that and Eric will be feeling better in the near future.

Explosive Kermit and Friends this week, huh? I didn’t even mention that Elisa wrote a superb new song called How About Bob? about Bob’s recent behavior. The song was a brilliant/hilarious parody of Bonnie Raitt’s Something To Talk About. Speaking of music, Wappy capped things off with two performances, Puscifer by Horizons and a new original song called Starlight Spitfire. I also must give a special shout out to Weezy, the potential co-host of KAF the last few weeks, for booking Adam Barta to be on the show. Just incredible work by him from booking, to hosting the KAF Wrap-Up Show, to handling lots of Discord stuff... Weezy has been a big blessing to Kermit and Friends.

Another A+ episode all around, had a little bit of everything. I’m sure Kermit was smiling in Heaven yesterday, loving her new friends Adam and Larry. That’s what it’s all about. And thankfully Fozzie is still down here on Earth to protect Elisa from Eric.

Kermit And Friends: The Unread Bat

Imagine getting a compelling interview out of an extremely shy alleged international terrorist who speaks just a few words of English and is on the spectrum. Only one person on only one show could ever pull it off - Elisa Jordana on Kermit and Friends.

The Unread Bat has been accused of many things. From terrorizing airports to harassing people online - this Bat really knows how to cause a ruckus!

In 2016, the Bat became amused by Presidential hopeful Donald Trump, so he sought out fellow Trump fans on Youtube to amuse himself even further. What he found was Douglas Ducote, a combat veteran and former police officer turned conservative Youtuber who covers US political issues on his channel. Ducote is a big Trump supporter so the Bat felt a kinship towards him right away.

From what I could gather of the story from the Unread Bat and his associate (named BatAssociate), it goes something like this: To grab Douglas Ducote’s attention, the Bat started pulling pranks on Ducote because he wanted Ducote to acknowledge him. In the Bat’s point of view, if he does something that makes himself laugh, Ducote will laugh as well, thus making them friends.

The problem is Ducote was always the butt end of the Bat’s practical jokes. The Bat allegedly called in multiple bomb threats to airports near Ducote’s hometown, and he used a Douglas Ducote email to do it with. Because of these actions, airports got shut down that day and planes got rerouted. The FBI then got involved and had an interview with Ducote over the fiasco.

This was hilarious to the Unread Bat. To this day, if you ask him about what he did to poor Douglas, the Bat will chuckle about it. He doesn’t grasp the potential damage his prank could have caused to numerous lives, including Ducote, a guy the Bat seems to admire. It’s actually quite fascinating.

Of course though, Douglas Ducote didn’t find anything funny about it. Decote graced Kermit and Friends for his second appearance ever on the show (the first being when Dr. Fernando had his original interview with Elisa many months ago) and gave his side of the story. Ducote was the one who explained the FBI’s involvement.

To Ducote’s credit, he holds zero ill will towards the Unread Bat and forgives him tenfold. Ducote opened up about how he has a son with special needs, so he can empathize with the challenges the Bat and his parents go through. During the FBI’s investigation of the bomb threat, the Bat’s parents were interviewed and they confirmed that their son has mental disabilities.

Douglas Ducote shared other dangerous encounters he’s had due to his public status on Youtube, including a drive by shooting where he and his son were targeted by some maniac with a pistol. Thankfully, no one was hit during the attempted murder.

Unfortunately, despite Ducote’s wonderful participation in yesterday’s show, he still managed to attain a new enemy... a guy by the name of Witz inn.

Witz Inn is mostly known from the Kermit and Friends Discord where he constantly obsesses over Trumpster Bob every waking moment. Witz is Bob’s former producer, and he’s called into KAF a couple of times to talk about Bob.

I guess since Bob wasn’t the focal point of Elisa’s interview with Douglas Ducote, Witz became enraged and started berating Ducote, calling him a liar and saying Bob should be held responsible for the things Ducote claims the Unread Bat did. Throughout his gigantic childlike fit, Witz provided zero proof of Bob’s involvement, and the Bat even openly admitted that it was him who contacted those airports.

Witz then changed the story, saying he and Bob were doing a livestream together and the Unread Bat was in the chatroom. That’s when the Bat supposedly sent the emails to the airport. According to Witz, when the Bat told Bob and Witz what he did, Witz started putting pictures of airplanes on-screen, saying they were rerouted as a goof. Witz claimed the planes were never truly rerouted and that Ducote saw the stream and acted like it was legitimate in order to gain attention.

Well, Ducote has ‘receipts’ via FBI reports to back up his assertions while Rob has zilch, so it’s not too hard to figure out who’s being honest and who isn’t.

That’s pretty much the story of yesterday’s show. TBob chimed in to defend himself from the attacks Witz brought on, Sharmin Smith and Weezy threw their two cents in beautifully, Dr. Frankencock gave legal advice to the Unread Bat, the Bat’s associate did his best to explain the Bat’s peculiar behavior, the Unread Bat’s reticence and little giggles were enduring, and Wappy performed two great songs, Machinehead by Bush and Wappy’s original, Lovely. I also must give major props to Elisa for how she handled each personality yesterday, especially the Unread Bat. She was remarkable with him and with everyone else she talked to as per usual.

As you can tell, Kermit made some unique new friends yesterday, which is always very awesome. It was a highly entertaining episode in a different way than from what we’re used to seeing on KAF, or on any other show for that matter. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for next week.

On one final note, this last week we officially hit the one year mark since the return of Kermit and Friends. I just want to take this opportunity to thank Elisa for sharing her life with us and for giving her best effort to put on a fun show every single week for all of us to enjoy. It means a lot to me and to a lot of other people... I hope Elisa realizes how appreciated she sincerely is.

Cathy

Kermit’s new dear friend Cathy is a financial consultant for retired NFL players. In the late nineties, she heard a staggering statistic that nearly 80% of NFL players go broke after they retire. Instead of shrugging it off and saying, “That’s too bad.” Cathy decided to do something about it, so she started Hall of Fame Financial in hopes to helping retired NFL players handle their money and investments more wisely.

Cathy is a lovely woman currently residing in north Wisconsin. When she’s not helping football players stay in-line financially, she takes care of her elderly parents and enjoys the beautiful scenery up there with outdoor activities such as four wheeling, fishing, and other fun stuff.

Despite being in Packer country, Cathy is a huge Minnesota Vikings fan. She attends every Vikings home game and has a lot of great connections within that organization. Cathy was asked by a caller if being around football players all the time ever led to any #MeToo situations, which led Cathy into sharing a story about the time a former NFL quarterback followed Cathy to her hotel room. Yikes! Thankfully nothing happened as Roberto Clemente Jr., the son of one of the greatest baseball players of all time, was there to make sure the QB didn’t try anything frisky.

After taking questions from callers and TBob, Sharmin Smith was brought up to talk to Cathy. Immediately Sharmin let Cathy know they had a mutual acquaintance... Sharmin’s old campaign manager, Zeke Hall.

Zeke has done a lot of damage to Sharmin’s life. Sharmin believes that Zeke purposely sabotaged Sharmin’s bid for presidency in 2020 by making heinous accusations against Sharmin that still causes Sharmin a ton of grief to this day.

Before Zeke did that though, she made a lot of disgusting accusations about Cathy to Sharmin. Zeke told Sharmin about a party she attended where Zeke was allegedly gang raped by a bunch of former NFL players and executives. Zeke claims she was invited to that party by Cathy and told Sharmin it was all Cathy’s fault.

Of course, Zeke never filed a police report and she has zero proof that any of this actually happened. Sharmin being a victim of sexual abuse at a young age though makes her to vulnerable to believing stories like that. Sharmin’s first instinct isn’t to question a person’s abuse story, but to help the victim overcome such a traumatic ordeal.

Well, Sharmin learned the hard way that making horrific false allegations is apparently Zeke ’s specialty since Zeke would do the same thing to Sharmin, which Sharmin credits to her losing custody of her children.

In hindsight, I don’t think Sharmin ever had any intentions of portraying Cathy as a monster like her campaign manager did. I think Sharmin’s goal, even if subconsciously, was to find out if there were any other victims whose names were tarnished by Zeke, and she found it to a lesser degree with Cathy.

Cathy was a tremendous sport about it. Thankfully Zeke didn’t wreck havoc in Cathy’s life, but I know Sharmin hearing that Zeke spread similar lies about someone else validates Sharmin’s innocence. Cathy was completely understanding and is actually working with Sharmin now to put some dots together and hopefully find some peace.

I can’t say enough good things about Cathy. Putting the Sharmin stuff aside... Cathy was so much fun and had a tremendous glow about her. I could tell Elisa really adored her and vibed with her well. It will be a truly awesome thing if Cathy becomes a regular Kermitarian... she fits in perfectly.

Another agenda on Kermit and Friends yesterday was Elisa addressing certain remarks Stuttering John made about Elisa to the guest he had on his podcast that day, Tammy Pescatelli.

Elisa’s name was randomly brought up on that awful show and John started doing his typical whining about Elisa setting him up to be ‘trashed’ on Kermit and Friends a few weeks ago.

For the record, John’s claims are flat out lies. Elisa didn’t set anyone up. The format of the show is for guests to interact with KAF regulars or any new fans who are watching thanks to their presence. If someone criticizes you during your appearance or asks a question you don’t like, it is the doing of that sole individual, not of Elisa’s. John can’t grasp this for some reason.

Tammy meanwhile started ranting about Elisa’s appearance on The Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, and how Elisa’s words for John weren’t very flattering. Why should Elisa have nice things to say about someone who’s only agenda is to get in her pants and he lashes out every time he’s rejected? Is that Elisa being a bad friend, or John?

Another moronic thing Tammy said was that Elisa never wrote for the The Howard Stern Show (indisputable proof here that Elisa did write for THSS), and the only reason Elisa was ever on the show was because she had sex with Benjy. Newsflash: Benjy got Elisa on the show because he was TRYING to have sex with her... they hadn’t even done the deed yet by the time Elisa had her first interview with Howard Stern.

Regardless, if a woman does use sex as a tool to advance in their career or to get a great opportunity, who cares? You think there are man who wouldn’t gladly sleep with Oprah Winfrey if it meant it would advance their careers? Give me a break.

In life, if you want to succeed, you’re going to have to do a thing or two you don’t want to do in order to achieve your goals in most cases. Whether it’s sacrificing your time or dignity, difficult challenges await for all ambitious people. If you go through life expecting opportunities to be handed to you without tasks to overcome, you’re sadly mistaken. This is especially true for women, which is why Elisa is right when she says women need to support one another instead of trying to tear each other down.

Weezy once again got be co-host this week and did a marvelous job. Elisa played a funny clip of Kleenex being extremely jealous that Weezy secured the position. Luckily for Weezy there was no bad sex involved for him to get the job.

Kleenex was also salty towards Sharmin for no reason, who exposed Kleenex for sliding into her DMs and talking badly about his wife, hoping it would lead to something romantic with Sharmin. Very juicy stuff!

Wappy amazingly performed two Sublime songs, Same In The End and Steppin’ Razzor. Moreover, Eric Riggs again joined the show from a café after dozens of calls throughout the program to remind everyone how gorgeous and talented Elisa Jordana is. Eric does a masterful job at stating the obvious every week.

All in all, it was another terrific episode. Cathy has potential to be a tier 1 Kermitarian just like Sharmin Smith has established herself as. To see those two connect and become friends was extremely special. The spirit of Kermit had to be looking down in total bliss to see a new friendship like that develop on her show.

Kermit and Friends: Don’t Start Now

Don't show up, don't come out Don't start caring about me now Walk away, you know how Don't start caring about me now

These are the lyrics to Dua Lipa’s hit single, Don’t Start Now. Elisa made a point to read these lyrics, clearly sending a strong message to someone. Andy? Benjy? Ferrari Guy? Sounds like someone may be making an effort to make amends for their past wrongdoings, or maybe they just want to get back into Elisa’s pants. Who knows... hopefully the song motivates Elisa to use her best judgment when it comes to her love life, which obviously she hasn’t done her entire life. Just kidding! Sort of.

The real reason, however, why the title of yesterday’s Kermit and Friends was Don’t Start Now is because the special guest this week was none other than Laura Dawes, who has an absolutely wonderful cover of Don’t Start Now that she beautifully performed on KAF for all of us.

Laura also performed an incredible original piece called My Own Medicine. She is unbelievably talented in all aspects of music. From singing to playing three different instruments to writing her own music... Laura has a very special gift, so much so she also gives lessons to many people in person AND online. If you’re interested in improving your craft or starting from scratch, please visit https://lauradawesmusic.com and book your lessons as soon as you can. You can also check out Laura on Instagram and Youtube.

Another new awesome friend Kermit made yesterday was Yoga studio owner Janielle Lucas, aka JLu.

JLu appeared on Kermit and Friends not to do Yoga with Elisa but to bring light to her eviction story so that maybe it could possibly keep people aware in case they ever have a similar experience in the future.

To give you the gist of it all: JLu was harassed by her landlord for many months. She didn’t say if it was an obsessed stalker type of deal, or just someone who hated her guts for some reason. Anyway, this guy planted security cameras all around her place to keep an eye on her, he would enter her residence and take stuff, etc. Imagine having a landlord like that? Must be a nightmare!

JLu called the cops on this landlord many times to no avail. Finally, the landlord evicted JLu. She took the case to court and won, but then on appeal the judge sided with the landlord and Janielle was kicked out, plus she had to pay back-rent and the landlord’s attorney fees, and he got to keep her equipment. To make it even more crazy, the landlord got evicted by the building owner a week after the appeal.

There are two sides to every story but JLu is a Kermitarian now and this landlord is not, so 10 times out of 10 I’m going to side with the Kermitarian and assume they’re telling the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help them God. Hopefully JLu can put it all behind her now and embrace the KAF community where no one will ever disturb her peace like that yucky landlord did.

DJ Jeff Durran returned to KAF this week. He gave Elisa a montage clip to share of all his crazy jokes about taking drugs. Jeff has taken a LOT of drugs! Thankfully Jeff doesn’t seem to have any long lasting negative affects from his drug intake and he’s able to continue to entertain us on Kermit and Friends.

Jeff is actually a big Heather McDonald fan and complimented Elisa on her interview with Heather. Very nice of Jeff. Unfortunately, I could tell Elisa was down in the dumps about not hearing from Heather last week after Elisa received so much praise from the Juicy Scoop audience regarding her interview. It seems like Elisa is wrestling with the idea of whether or not she should contact Heather, but she feels like the bigger celebrity should be the one to reach out first.

I completely disagree with Elisa on this. Imagine if I had the same mindset - I would have never spoken to Elisa since she’s a bigger celebrity than me, same goes for all KAF regulars and contributors. I wanted to help with KAF and be friends with Elisa so I took the initiative and started a rapport with her that has lasted for over 6 years now.

I understand in a romantic situation you never want to be the person always texting first and that sort of thing, but you can’t bring that kind of mindset to professional or friendly relationships you want to build with certain people. When it comes to your DREAMS and ASPIRATIONS, you have to put your pride to the side and GO FOR IT. You can’t wait for other people to come around... you have to engrain yourself in their lives if you truly want to be a part of it and possibly make something happen.

Elisa is right when she says Juicy Scoop is her; it’s what she would be best at in the World, plus it would give her a career she could actually enjoy and be happy with. It’s up to Elisa to make it happen though... she can do it, I fully believe in her. Elisa just has to believe in herself and not be afraid to take chances.

Back to KAF.... shockingly, DJ Jeff was also a fan of William Quigley, who made a surprise return to Kermit and Friends yesterday. Jeff seemed very flattered to be in Quig’s presence. Finally Quig meets a real big fan and he could not have cared less. Typical William Quigley!

Quig seems to only care about Elisa’s love life. Now that Andy Dick is supposedly out of the picture, Quig is ready to participate in KAF again. He bragged about becoming even more of a millionaire thanks to his recent NFT ventures. I wonder if that will be enough to entice Elisa to give Quigley a shot romantically? Does not seem likely but Quig doesn’t put a lot of effort into winning Elisa over considering how madly in love he is with her.

Johnny B confronted Quig about the painting Quig made for Laurie when Laurie was a Muslim. Quig promised to send the painting to the Boulton family and never did so. Quig refused to give a straight answer, leading many to believe he no longer has the painting and that Laurie will never receive it. Shucks!

Regardless, it was truly great to see Quig back on the show and I hope he finally becomes a mainstay because the KAF community is just so perfect for a guy like him.

Wappy gave a glorious cover of 1973 by James Blunt, and also performed his original song, Burning Sun. Kermit made yet another new friend named DJ Mac, who is a longtime fan of KAF that finally found the courage to pop in and say hello to everyone. And another friend Kermit made a few weeks back named Weezy took the initiative and advocated for himself as new KAF co-host. Elisa loved that Weezy stepped up like that, and I would personally love for Elisa to learn from Weezy’s approach when it comes to things she wants in her life as well.

A lot of hype leading up to this week’s show revolved around Eric Riggs showing up unannounced in Los Angeles to meet up with Elisa. The meeting never happened despite Eric flying in on Monday, but Eric didn’t seem the least bit discouraged by it, complimenting Elisa countless times by telling her how beautiful she looked. Eric even said yesterday’s Kermit and Friends was the best episode to date.

Eric has great taste, both in women and in podcasts. While I’m not sure I would call Don’t Start Now the best KAF episode ever, it was still very fun and had some highly intriguing moments, including Sharmin Smith sharing a baffling story about her campaign manager attending an Eyes Wide Shut like party where she was allegedly assaulted, but we’ll get more into that next week ;)

Kermit and Friends: Spirit Machines

Kermit and Friends had its very first concert yesterday and my goodness did Spirit Machines blow the roof off the joint.

Elisa Jordana invited her favorite band Spirit Machines back after last week’s beautiful performance to perform live again, but this time in true concert form! It was sincerely incredible. Not just the music, but the production value and multiple camera set up they had. It was basically like Woodstock... Kermit and Friends version!

Spirit Machines performed 5 songs overall: Worlds Apart, Portland, Fangs, Zober (a brilliant mash-up of Tool’s Sober with Led Zeppelin’s Kashmir), and Coming Home.

You can support Spirit Machines by going to their official website and purchasing their album, Feel Again. You can also preorder a vinyl of the record on Amazon! Moreover, you can stream Feel Again on Spotify and Itunes, and you can see more of their live performances plus music videos on Spirit Machines’ official Youtube Channel.

Spirit Machines didn’t just perform their awesome music for us, they took questions from the audience as well. Kermit made a new friend with one of Spirit Machines biggest fans, Roderick, who joined KAF to ask Spirit Machines about the vinyl record I mentioned above. Eric Riggs called in to ask about their music influences (come to find out - Spirit Machines got their name from an Our Lady Peace album). Even TBob had a nice little talk with them, praising their music and comparing the lead singer Pepper to Amy Winehouse, which he meant as a huge compliment.

If I’m being perfectly honest, yesterday was the best live concert I’ve seen in many years! Seriously I loved every second of it, and I truly wish Spirit Machines all the success in the World. This band is remarkable and just so nice and so much fun. I cannot say enough good things about them. If you’re reading this, please support them with the links above and follow them on Instagram while you’re at it. You will not be disappointed.

In more awesome news, Elisa got to appear on her favorite podcast last week!

Juicy Scoop, hosted by Heather McDonald, drops multiple shows a week, featuring Heather talking about the juiciest and most controversial topics in the entertainment industry. Each show also features a special guest where Heather asks the juiciest questions imaginable.

Thursday’s special guest on The Juicy Scoop was the host of my personal favorite podcast, Kermit and Friends... I’m of course talking about none other than the lovely Elisa Jordana.

Elisa was extremely honest, candor, and jovial throughout the entire interview. She opened up about the entire fiasco with Andy Dick, shared all the embarrassing stories from her Cobra Starship and Howard Stern days, and spent half of the interview actually interviewing Heather. Elisa couldn’t help herself - she’s a thoughtful conversationalist who tends to be more interested in the person she’s talking to than talking about herself.

I’m so thrilled Elisa got to be on her favorite podcast. I know it’s an experience she’ll never forget, but what I enjoyed most about it was the reaction Elisa received from Heather’s fans. They LOVED Elisa!

Elisa literally received hundreds of glowing comments praising her appearance. Here’s a gif showcasing the top comments. It’s only 20 here but you can go to the podcast and see for yourself how many people adored Elisa’s interview.

Reading the comment section of the podcast on Youtube felt like validation for me. For years now I’ve told Elisa there’s a light about her that people would be drawn to if they simply had a chance to see it. Unfortunately, until Thursday, only The Howard Stern Show fanbase has been privy to Elisa’s personality and they hate pretty much everyone. Now, finally, a different big audience got to see Elisa for who she is and they loved her just like I knew they would. It’s a great feeling, and I pray Elisa gets more opportunities like this to show the World how loveable she is.

The blessings kept rolling through... on top of Spirit Machines concert and Elisa’s Juicy Scoop interview, Kermit made two new awesome friends yesterday in Caroline and Robbie.

Caroline is a TikTok star with nearly 500K followers. She’s 19-years-old, extremely soft spoken, loves the color pink, and she’s a talented musician herself. Unfortunately, Caroline didn’t perform yesterday, but she hung out for a little while in the beginning of the episode and ended up having an impactful conversation with Elisa about anorexia. Elisa suffered from that when she was a teenager, and poor Caroline recently sought treatment for it last June. Thankfully Caroline is doing much better now and will hopefully grace KAF with her presence again in the near future.

Robbie is one of Elisa’s co-workers from her weekly day job of selling gold. Robbie joined us from the office after weeks of Elisa persuading him to appear on the show.

I can see why Elisa thinks Robbie is perfect for KAF - he doesn’t shy away from expressing his true thoughts. He’ll openly say something sucks if he believes it sucks, and he had no problem letting his former co-worker Eric Riggs know what he really thinks of him.

Robbie does not like Eric at all. Elisa pulled Eric up on cam yesterday with Robbie, and Robbie frequently mocked Eric and just seemed perturbed by his presence. Eric didn’t fight back much, he just took it and was more interested in sharing something about a leadership convention he supposedly attended last week. Bless his heart.

There are certain types on Kermit and Friends that are very unique and special... colorful is how I like to describe them. Eric is a colorful type. TBob is that type.. you get what I’m saying. But there’s another special type who takes the colorfuls very seriously, and it’s funny how angry and disgusted they get with the colorful types over the smallest stuff... gloomy is how I like to describe them. Robbie fits in perfect with that type. Gloomies vs. Colorfuls always results in quality entertainment.

I’d be remiss not to mention that Dr. Roy made his return to Kermit and Friends. He was as chipper as can be and it was great seeing him again. Also, Wappy performed a beautiful rendition of Billie Ellish’s song, Ocean Eyes. There’s a chance Wappy and Spirit Machines will have a collaboration in the future... I would absolutely love to see that happen.

So Kermit and Friends was spectacular yesterday. It’s probably the ‘happiest’ episode to date. Spirit Machines music and vibe is just so cheerful, and Elisa was on cloud nine from her Juicy Scoop interview. It warmed my heart seeing Elisa so happy and the chat being so positive towards Spirit Machines. Yeah, I love conflict and drama and all that stuff, but a happy show like yesterday is also a wonderful thing. I hope Elisa and everyone reading this have many happy days like that going forward. We all need them, Elisa definitely deserves them.

Kermit and Friends: Pinky

Diane “Pinky” Harman is a lovely woman of many talents. She can rap, dance, she ran for Mayor of Los Angeles, she was a teacher for over 30 years... she honestly gives off the energy of being someone who can do literally anything she sets her mind too.

Pinky is also talented at writing Yelp reviews as well! Yep, that’s how Elisa first spotted her... in a Yelp review. Elisa knows talent when she sees it and immediately got in contact with Pinky, realizing she would be a great guest on KAF and probably even a better friend.

Let me tell you, Pinky did not disappoint Elisa. If anything, Pinky surpassed the high expectations Elisa had for her.

Pinky, at 70-years-young, could not have been more jovial and fun in her Kermit and Friends debut. She rapped her amazing vaccination song for Elisa, told Elisa all about her Mayor candidacy, showed off a few of her awesome videos, gave Elisa dating advice, got flirted with by Caller Chad, and answered every question Kermit’s friends like Bob, Sharmin, Hud, etc. had for her.

I really hope Pinky had as much fun on Kermit and Friends as everybody had watching her. She has already become one of my all-time favorite guests to ever appear on the show.

Another new friend Kermit made yesterday was Zach Waldman.

Zach Waldman is a comedian and magician, perhaps best known for his short stint on The Howard Stern Show where he was fired live on-air.

Unfortunately, it seems like the only thing Zach is proud of himself for is his association with Howard Stern because he was extremely self-deprecating throughout the rest of his interview. He doesn’t view himself as a good comedian or magician, and that’s just silly because he was naturally funny and pulled off a GREAT trick!

Before I explain the card trick Zach did for Elisa, I have to mention that the two got off on sort of the wrong foot. After introductions, Elisa told Zach she was going to bring Pinky back up and asked him to seduce her. Sounds pretty fun and hilarious, right? Well, Zach didn’t see the humor in it and refused! He said Pinky was too old for him and that her vaccination rap earlier in the show really turned him off. Poor Pinky :(

Zach’s critical outlook of Pinky rubbed Elisa the wrong way and it got awkward between the two. Funny/entertaining awkward though, not uncomfortable awkward. In my opinion, it actually made the bit better that Zach was so against doing it.

Regardless, Zach hung around and did his card trick. He had Elisa to pick any card she wanted from an incomplete deck of cards, and of course Elisa picked the one card that wasn’t in the deck because Zach had used it previously for this trick with someone else. So Elisa changed her choice to 4 of Hearts, and Zach asked Elisa what would she like for him to write on it. Elisa responded, “Pinky is my favorite rapper” since Zach didn’t believe Elisa earlier when she said Pinky is now her favorite rapper. After writing the phrase on the card, Zach started toying around with 3 OTHER cards and magically he somehow made the 4 of Hearts appear from those 3 cards. Elisa was more amazed than she let on, I could tell.

I enjoyed Zach’s appearance very much. He would tweet after the show that it was a disaster but I think deep down he’ll eventually realize how humorous it all was and will join us again in the near future. I hope so, anyway!

If Pinky and Zach weren’t enough, Kermit was blessed to make a few more friends yesterday as well!

One was Walaa Colorways, a fashion color expert. Walaa helps people find the right colors for them to wear that will keep their spirits up. She believes what colors you wear will affect your mood that day. Coincidently enough, Walaa wore pink during her appearance yesterday just like Elisa and Pinky was wearing. How cool is that? I know Kermit’s favorite color is pink too so it was really an act from above that Walaa made her KAF debut on yesterday’s show. She was great.

The other friends Kermit made was the band Spirit Machines! Led by a female vocalist with 3 male bandmates, Spirit Machines performed their beautiful song Portland and blew everyone away. Much praise to Tall, Dark, and A Handful for connecting them with KAF... they were nothing short of remarkable.

KAF’s solo house band Wappy also performed two incredible covers yesterday, The Warmth by Incubus and Save Me by XXXTentacion. With Wappy, Sprit Machines, and Pinky... yesterday’s episode may have had the best combined musical performances to date, and that’s saying a lot because there have been some truly tremendous musicians on the show that have performed for us. Bravo to all of them.

Last thing I must cover is an update Elisa gave on little Fozzie. Elisa reported that despite still being in a cone, Fozzie is doing much better and healing quickly. There is some bad news though... the neighbor whose dog bit Fozzie actually called the police on Elisa!

Yes, you read that right, the owner of the predator called the police on the owner of the victim. The neighbor reported Fozzie for biting him in July 2020 (over a year ago and most likely a lie... if not, there should be a statute of limitations for reporting a bite from a dog that weights less than 10 pounds). Elisa received a voice message from the cops over it and played it on air. What a pathetic little man Elisa’s neighbor is. Truly sad.

What isn’t sad is Kermit and Friends. The show is a blast to watch every Sunday, and yesterday was no different. Can’t wait to see what Kermit and all her gorgeous friends will deliver next. Until then, I hope everyone reading this has a pinktastic week! 🧁

Kermit And Friends: Never Meet Your Hero

Never meet your hero, or never meet your fans?

That’s the conundrum Elisa Jordana finds herself in after having yet another bad experience meeting a fan of Kermit and Friends. She’s had some good times with fans too, but the bad really seems to outweigh the good and Elisa is fed up with it.

A caller by the name of ‘Dipshit Mike’ phoned into the show yesterday to inform Elisa about the things Kleenex said about her when he met with Kleenex just a few days after Kleenex met Elisa.

Mike claims Kleenex showed him pictures and videos Kleenex took inside of Elisa’s apartment complex. Elisa never invited Kleenex to her place so it’s beyond creepy that Kleenex would be in her apartment lobby taking pictures and shooting videos. Mike also accused Kleenex of saying Elisa wears too much make up, looks old, and she has a “Fupa,” which is extra fat in the groin area.

For the record, Kleenex denies all of this, but it’s believable enough when he basically called Elisa unattractive and old on another show before last week’s episode. Either way, Elisa now has even more of a sour taste in her mouth not just for Kleenex, but at the thought of meeting any KAF fans going forward.

Yesterday’s special co-host, Morgan Presley, however feels differently. Morgan’s best friend is a fan of hers she met on TikTok! So for every horrible story you can find about meeting your fans or heroes, I’m sure there’s a positive story right around the corner from someone else.

Morgan Presley is a TikTok superstar with nearly 5 million followers and over 200 million likes combined. Those are spectacular numbers, to say the least.

Elisa played a montage video of some of Morgan Presley’s most popular videos. Morgan’s brand of humor is very unique as it mostly deals with ladies bathroom jokes. Elisa could be labeled a comedian but the thought of her making jokes like that frightens Elisa due to the embarrassment or awkwardness she would feel saying it in front of an audience. I think that’s why you could tell Elisa genuinely admired and adored Morgan as much as she did. If Elisa could ever attain Morgan’s confidence, the sky would be the limit for her.

Morgan is very awesome though. Everyone loved her. She appeared with a straw hat and painted-on beard, and was just as blissful of a person as you could ever hope to meet. She was truly a perfect co-host for Elisa and I desperately hope Morgan becomes a regular on the show.

Yesterday’s other special guest was Rob Cortis, a guy who has a “Trump Unity” bridge attached to his truck that he drives across the country in an effort to unify everyone under former President Trump.

Rob has been featured on The Drew and Mike Podcast, and TBob seemed like an expert on the guy. TBob was revved up with questions about Rob’s true intentions, and at one point Bob even insinuated that Rob uses his Unity Bridge as a money laundering scheme for drug dealing.

Personally, I don’t think TBob’s information was correct about Rob. It’s most likely that Rob is just a huge Donald Trump fan and he wants everyone else to be a Trump fan too. Nothing more, nothing less.

Eric Riggs made a splash on yesterday’s show when he called in to inform Elisa that he and one of Elisa’s closest real life friends, Elaine, have become an item. Eric claimed he went to Hawaii and made passionate love to Elaine while there.

Elaine, a person you can find in the KAF chatroom on most Sundays, posted in the chat that Eric was being silly and what he said wasn’t true. Elisa got a bit peeved at Eric though. This is the second friend of Elisa’s that Eric has gone after sexually. I think Elisa wouldn’t mind at all if Eric truly fell in love with one of her friends and lived happily ever after with them, but Eric is specifically targeting Elisa’s friends in an attempt to make Elisa jealous. Elisa does not want her friends to be preyed upon like that, nor does Elisa want to be Eric’s obsession.

Speaking of Eric, the person he hates the most returned to Kermit and Friends yesterday... Andy Dick.

Andy was being drove around in an Uber with a mask on his face that he was forced to wear by the driver. Andy seemed pretty grumpy during his short appearance.

Elisa asked Andy about his feelings on Norm MacDonald’s passing, to which Andy replied that he himself also died last week but refused to go into details. Did Andy OD? Suicide attempt? Who knows... maybe we’ll find out next week.

Now I must address the dark part of the show, where Elisa told a heartbreaking story where her beloved Fozzie was attacked in an elevator by another dog last week.

Let me tell you guys something I know about Elisa that most of you probably don’t realize. In late 2018 when she first started working at her Gold job, Elisa worked from 7AM to 7PM pretty much every weekday. Even though Elisa was extremely successful and made tons of money, it did not come without its sacrifices, including losing precious time with Kermit and Fozzie.

The best thing COVID did was allow Elisa to work at home so she could spend those last few months with Kermit while Kermit was still alive. That was a huge blessing for both of them, but I know Elisa regrets how much she worked before that time, and she learned a lesson.

Since returning to work full time, Elisa has worked less hours, takes Fozzie to her office sometimes, visits him during lunch, and after work takes him to the dog park. She’s giving her best effort to make up for the time she lost with him and Kermit in 2019. It’s incredibly sweet and heartwarming, and it shows you how much Elisa loves her son Fozzie.

So after their regular dog park visit sometime last week, Elisa took Fozzie into an elevator where her neighbor and his Poodle were also going to ride up with them. All of the sudden, the poodle latched on to Fozzie’s neck and started yanking him back and forth. Thank goodness Elisa managed to get Fozzie out of the little bastard’s mouth and no devastating damage was done.

Fozzie was still injured and required stiches, now being forced to wear a dog cone until his neck heals. Poor guy.

The entire thing was caught on security footage but the building hasn’t given Elisa a copy yet. Cops were no help, either. And the neighbor, who she was close friends with, seemed apathetic about the whole ordeal, which made Elisa even more upset.

We demand #JusticeForFozzie so that Satanic poodle can’t cause harm to anyone else in Elisa’s apartment complex! I’m doing my best in securing a picture of the rotten devil and will make flyers for Elisa to tape inside and outside of her building, warning everyone to avoid that demonic Poodle if they ever see him at the dog park or especially in the elevator.

Another week, another emotional roller coaster on Kermit and Friends. The quirkiness and drama seems to expand every show, and I’m positive next week will be no different. ‘Til then... avoid poodles named August at all costs so you can live to see another episode!

Kermit and Friends: Drew Lane

Drew Lane is an American radio personality that currently hosts The Drew and Mike Show. Drew has been in radio for almost 40 years, working in Virginia, Phoenix, Charlotte, Boston, and finally Detroit, Michigan, where Drew has made his home the last 30 years covering Detroit sports, politics, and pop culture.

Despite Kermit and Friends airing during the middle of a Detroit Lions game, Drew kindly made his glorious KAF debut so he could discuss the interview Elisa had with Stuttering John Meledez last week.

Not only was Elisa’s interview with Stuttering John featured on Radar Online, but Elisa received heaps of praise from multiple shows regarding it, most notably from The Drew and Mike Show, which Elisa has guest appeared on many times to mostly talk about her former engagement to Andy Dick.

After the Stuttering John interview though, Drew learned that there’s a lot more to Elisa than who she dates... she’s actually quite talented at this podcasting thing. Drew still thinks she needs an engineer and better equipment, but in time those things will come!

But Drew was all smiles as he joined Elisa, happy to talk about his career, what a thin-skinned sleezeball Stuttering John is, Elisa’s current status with Andy, the time Elisa was asked out on a date by Donald Trump, Adam Carolla and his stance on the COVID-19 shots, among other topics.

It was a superb 45 minute interview. Elisa and Drew bounce off each other very well. Hopefully the KAF and TD&MS can continue to work together and merge their audiences. It can only lead to good things.

Kermit and Friends Wrap-Up Show host ‘Arf Arf Bark Bark’ James Tsai appeared during Elisa’s interview with Drew to share some grievances he has with how the KAF Discord fanclub is ran. He does not like how people aren’t frequently banned or silenced, and he feels Leaf King and Elisa are hurting Elisa’s stardom potential by letting KAF characters run amok both in the Discord and on the show itself.

James brought up the conviction of Mark Connors to make his point that it makes KAF look really bad to feature someone like that, which seemed a bit hypocritical since James welcomed Mark on his Wrap-Up show last week. Elisa believes the more controversial a person is, the better. And I tend to agree with her. Controversy creates cash and most importantly, entertainment. Entertainment = fun, and that is KAF’s main goal at the moment - to have fun.

I am sad to report that since yesterday’s episode, James has quit the Kermit and Friends Discord and all things related to KAF. He got in a tussle in the Discord last night with a friend of Elisa’s named Tammy, which made him very upset. Maybe someday he will come back but if not, James was fun while he lasted and I wish him the best going forward.

I do have some good news though... Kermit made an awesome new friend yesterday named DJ Jeff Duran!

Jeff Duran is a former child actor (worked on shows like The Wonder Years and Step by Step, two of my favorite shows when I was a kid) turned shock jock and stand-up comedian. You can check out his newest comedy album If You Can’t Dazzle ‘em With Brilliance by clicking here.

Jeff appeared on the show fired up after listening to Elisa and Drew talk about Stuttering John so much. Jeff is NOT a Stuttering John fan! He believes guys like John have ruined stand-up comedy by stealing spots from up-and-comers just because they have name value due to a show they once appeared on. After saying guys like Stuttering John need to die off, Elisa hilariously asked, “Is Stuttering John the COVID of comedy?” to which of course Jeff said yes.

DJ Jeff was simply terrific. He brought a lot of energy and intensity to the show. I can really see him thriving as a regular on Kermit and Friends. Hopefully Jeff agrees!

Now, on to Kleenex....

The Friday before last, Elisa surprisingly met with Kleenex in person for dinner along with Stuttering John and a couple of her co-workers. Elisa made it clear what a delight Kleenex was on last week’s KAF episode and how happy she was that she got to spend time with him in person.

In my review last week, I said, “No one has made more threats towards Elisa or cursed her out more times than Kleenex.” This is what made it a surprise she would meet him. And while I wanted to give Kleenex the benefit of the doubt - I and everyone familiar with him knew he would say or do something to screw up Elisa’s positive feelings towards him.

Well, Kleenex did exactly that.

Kleenex appeared on the What The Fuck podcast, hosted by ‘Crazy Joker’ Mark Connors and ‘BadCore’ Corey Beffert. They asked Kleenex about his experience meeting Elisa, and Kleenex mentioned being disappointed in Elisa’s looks, he said he was mad she wouldn’t meet him at a hotel she recommended he stay at, and he claimed Elisa tried to make a client out of him by attempting to sell him gold on the phone a few days after they met.

Was Kleenex being malicious? In my opinion, no. Kleenex knew Mark and Corey aren’t big fans of Elisa, and he wanted to fit in. This is how Kleenex always is, at least until he gets angry about something. If he’s not angry, Kleenex is going to tell you exactly what he thinks you want to hear.

Regardless, Kleenex was wrong. Words hurt, and Kleenex hurt Elisa’s feelings with his words. She was so nice to him and so complimentary towards Kleenex after the meet-up... how could he say anything bad about Elisa after that?

Elisa’s looks? We all know Elisa is beautiful. Maybe she does look her best while on the show but we’ve all seen Elisa on apps like Periscope where she has no lighting, filter, make-up, etc. many times and she’s still drop dead gorgeous during those occasions. When you’re in Elisa’s position in Beverly Hills, surrounded by other beautiful women, I can’t imagine how it must feel to hear, “You’re not as pretty as I thought you were” coming from someone you considered a friend.

I bet every time Elisa has been rejected for a role she auditioned for or dumped by someone she dated, her first thought always is, “I must not have been pretty enough.” That’s natural for a woman in that city to feel that way, so for someone like Kleenex to say Elisa wasn’t up to par for his standards, it set Elisa off.

Elisa jumped out of her character and started hurling insults and putting unflattering pictures of Kleenex onscreen. While this was very funny and entertaining, it’s not who Elisa is... but no one is themselves when they’ve reached a breaking point.

As angry as she was, in Elisa’s mind, Kleenex deserved to have his feelings hurt just like he hurt her feelings. And it worked. After the show, Kleenex gave a sincere apology on Twitter and hopefully he learned a valuable lesson (probably unlikely). Also to address his other allegations... Kleenex told Elisa when they met that he had $100K in the bank and was interested in buying some gold, so Elisa calling him about it a couple of days later to see if he’s qualified was all of Kleenex’s own doing. As far as Elisa not wanting to meet Kleenex at a hotel... gee, I wonder why?

While on this topic, I must give props to KAF OG Krystal who made her return to Kermit and Friends for the first time since its revival. Krystal did her best to reel Elisa back in when Elisa’s head was close to exploding while she was confronting Kleenex. It was nice to see Krystal back on the show and I hope she becomes a more regular presence on it.

On a more heartwarming note, I also need to give a special shout out to Sharmin Smith, who sweetly shared with us yesterday how she found out after his funeral that her late nephew’s favorite hip-hop group was Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony. If you remember, Flesh-N-Bone from the group was featured on Kermit and Friends twice this past year. Sharmin felt this was a serendipitous sign and was brought to tears talking about it, which almost made Elisa cry. Very beautiful moment.

As you can see, Kermit and Friends struck every emotional cord this week, which is what the show strives to do. Whenever you think the previous week can’t be topped, Elisa finds a way to top it. It really is remarkable at this point. Can’t wait to see what’s in store next :)

Kermit and Friends: Welcome Back, Dr. Rajeev Fernando Featuring Stuttering John

Kermit and Friends was blessed to have two superb special guests yesterday that couldn’t have been more different from one another.

The first was Dr. Rajeev Fernando, an infectious disease doctor making his second appearance on Kermit and Friends.

Dubbed by Elisa Jordana as the sexiest doctor in the World (what a compliment!), Dr. Fernando since his last interview on KAF in February has continued to travel all around the World to research COVID-19 and help COVID-19 patients get better. Dr. Fernando admitted he’s seen some horrible things throughout his travels, which has led to many sleepless nights and him crying quite often. You could tell this is a man who cares deeply about humanity.

Dr. Fernando, like 99% of doctors, is very pro-vaccination. What separates him from most pro-vaxxers is that he’s very conscientious about not insulting people with a different viewpoint from him. He believes, rightly so, by insulting someone’s beliefs is not a way to get them to change their mind on that topic. If only more people could conduct themselves this way, humans would be a much more pleasant species.

Take Dr. Fernando’s handling of Trumpster Bob, for example. Bob appeared on KAF to tell the doctor that because of a special gene he has from his Norwegian ancestry, Bob is incapable of catching viruses. Dr. Fernando seemed quite baffled by this but he didn’t disrespect or patronize Bob in any way. The sexy doctor instead listened carefully and even offered his personal email address so Bob could send him information about the nonsense Bob was spewing. This is a great way to handle people who throw weird fallacies at you.

We also learned that Dr. Fernando is much more than just a doctor... he’s also a filmmaker and fashion designer! Click here to read up on Dr. Fernando’s upcoming documentary Smugglers and Refugees, and click here to check out his fashion line called Equality, where the proceeds go towards charities promoting love and fighting against hatred.

Try not to underestimate how impressive this is. Dr. Fernando works 7 days a week, literally. He doesn’t even have a home right now; he just lives out of his suitcases in different hotels where ever he travels to, yet he still manages to get passion projects out there like fashion designing and filmmaking. I truly, sincerely admire this man’s work ethic and who he is as a human being. Dr. Fernando is one of the greatest friends Kermit could ever have and I’m looking forward to him gracing the show with his presence once again in the near future.

The second big guest of the show couldn’t be any more different from Dr. Rajeev Fernando... it was none other than “Stuttering” John Melendez.

John Melendez is best known for his years working on The Howard Stern Show and for being the announcer on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. These days John hosts his own podcast on Youtube and gains attention on Twitter for his incessant anti-Trump tweets.

John actually has a history with Kermit and Friends. He made a couple of appearances on the old KAF, one where John helped a young man overcome his stutter and another where John hurt a young man’s feelings and Elisa obliterated John for it.

John and Elisa have since made up. Elisa kindly appeared on John’s podcast multiple times over the last few years. Unfortunately, it took a lot for Elisa to get John to come back on Kermit and Friends. First he backed out many months ago when Elisa didn’t go hiking with him, and then when Elisa asked him again recently to be a guest on KAF, John said only if Elisa would go to dinner with him first....

Well, John’s mistake was not including the word ‘alone’ in his proposal, which of course led to Elisa inviting a few of her friends, including Kleenex!

You read that right, Elisa and Kleenex met in person. No one has made more threats towards Elisa or cursed her out more times than Kleenex, yet she found a fun way to meet him with John’s bribe. Brilliant move on her part. Credit to Kleenex though, he was a perfect gentleman and a beam of joy from everything Elisa had to say. Good for him.

Kleenex didn’t have nice things to say about John, however. Apparently John ditched Kleenex with the bill and was in a miserable mood all night. Elisa said as soon as she walked in that John started complaining and throwing a hissy fit.

To make things worse, John cancelled his KAF appearance before the show began! He was doing a fantasy football draft and because it was running late, John texted Elisa that he wouldn’t be able to come on. That was so infuriating but in the end, John did show up and let me tell you... he put on quite a show.

John was very candor all afternoon long as he broke down his lawsuit against SiriusXM, he told stories about a crazed fan who sent him nude pictures and a gun pointing at him, he fought with Kermit’s friend SaiyanZ (now known as Yew Neek), etc. It was quite the interview between he and Elisa.

Surprisingly, a lot of people fell for John’s stories and were on his side. Arf Arf Bark Bark is a huge Stuttering John fan and admires his “honesty.” Kleenex, who started off the show hating John, was a big John fan by the end of the episode, calling in multiple times to kiss John’s rear end. Elisa remained pretty impartial, while Yew Neek wouldn’t budge an inch in his disdain for John.

John knew so much about Yew Neek it was unbelievable. This Yew Neek guy, aka Kyle, has a Youtube channel where he commentates on different things in the podcasting World, including John. Kyle isn’t a huge Youtuber by any means but he’s fairly well known with the Howard Stern fanbase because of his videos on Stern and the people associated with that show.

That said, I never heard of Kyle until he first made his debut on Kermit and Friends 10 months ago or so. I like him - he has a funny voice and his opinions are his own, he doesn’t follow the crowd (plus he’s complimentary towards Elisa and even donates to her, which is the quickest way win me over).

Anyway I’m talking way too much about Kyle - the point is, John knew Kyle’s real information, his arrest history, stuff about his family, all about Kyle’s videos... how in the World does John know all this stuff about this guy unless he’s completely enamored with him? John claims people send him the vids/info, but that’s most likely untrue and even if they do, John still reads and watches it all. A random Youtuber like Kyle shouldn’t be a blip on the radar for a self-proclaimed comedy headliner with hundreds of mind-blowing accomplishments John had ready to list off.

Gonzo also got under John’s skin with a phone call after John said he paid $300 for his kids college tuition. John meant to say he paid $300 a month for years in child support but because he misspoke, Gonzo asked a fair question and John went off the rails about it.

John has to be the most thin-skinned individual in Kermit and Friends history, but you know what? That’s what makes him AWESOME! And the perfect Kermitarian. When an anonymous chatter with one little troll comment can send you on a 5 minute tirade... you’re pretty unique when you also believe you’re a mega celebrity.

Honestly, I could make this the longest blog I’ve ever written breaking down everything Stuttering John and Dr. Fernando had to say because it was all so entertaining and intriguing, but I’ll keep it to this point. Both guys were terrific in their own way. What makes Kermit and Friends so special is the contrast of having two very different guests like that and how Elisa perfectly handles them both.

If you’re reading this as a true KAF fan, Welcome Back, Dr. Fernando Featuring Stuttering John is the absolute perfect episode for you to show a friend if you want them to be one of Kermit’s friends along with you. Please do it!

Kermit and Friends: The Drama Queen Of Beverly Hills

Elisa Jordana is surely a Queen that resides in Beverly Hills, but is she a drama queen?

The definition of a ‘drama queen’ is as follows, “A person who habitually responds to situations in a melodramatic way.”

Granted, Elisa can behave this way when it comes to getting a vaccination shot, flying in airplanes, or reading about bugs in hotel reviews, but when it comes to her reaction to the people on her show, Elisa keeps it pretty even keel for the most part.

Take for instance Elisa watching a gentleman by the name of Juanbon display his butthole in the Kermit and Friends Discord Fanclub when he accepted Trumpster Bob’s infamous butthole challenge.

Juanbon is a heavyset guy who claimed beforehand that he hadn’t showered in a month. Due to Youtube restrictions, Elisa couldn’t play the video of him showing his butthole, but she played the audio as there were dozens of people on microphone reacting to his butthole when he showed it... they were all flabbergasted and disgusted. Elisa? Nope, just a nice looking butthole according to her.

TBob unbelievably backed out from showing his butthole in return. For months we’ve heard Bob challenge countless people to a butthole showdown... finally someone accepted and Bob backed out! Bob still claims victory because according to Bob, the challenge is more so to prove your butthole hasn’t been “blowed out” due to anal sex, and since Juanbon supposedly had a prolapsed butthole, Bob felt he already won the challenge and didn’t have to show his nether regions afterward. Make sense of that!

Bob would make up for it later in the show though when he invited two nice men to be Kermit’s new friends - Steven Vulich and Ace Baker.

Steven and Ace both have a history with Bob and Mark Connors. Bob used to attack Steven, calling Steven’s charitable efforts fraudulent. I guess over time they mended their relationship and became buddies. Steven seemed pretty hesitant to discuss Mark at length sadly. He basically just said Mark is a maniac who Elisa and everyone else should steer clear of.

Ace Baker is the man who Mark claims got arrested for weapon possession on the way to Mark’s house to kill Mark and his family. Just as Ace was about to dive headfirst into that story, his camera unfortunately cut off. Hopefully Ace will be back on next week so he can go into further detail. Before that though Ace did make it clear that Mark is full of crap, both regarding what happened between them and also about Mark’s country music career, which Ace says is a complete sham.

The best part about Steven and Ace’s appearances was how smitten Elisa got over Steven at first glance. I know Elisa’s type - the trimmed darkish beard on a svelte face with a nice smile in front of a professional microphone on Kermit and Friends... this is how Elisa pictures her perfect guy.

Unfortunately, Steven was wearing a hat and when you Google him, his pics aren’t as attractive as he was on camera yesterday. Steven even warned Elisa and the women fawning over him that he’s not ‘hot.’ Then when Steven got into his political and financial stuff... you could literally witness Elisa’s crush fading by the second. I’ve never, ever seen a crush evaporate that quickly. Damn!

That said, Elisa’s initial reaction to Steven was adorable and it motivates me to start looking for guys like that to bring on the show so she can finally get over a few of her stupid ex’s. If you know anyone like that, please feel free to DM me ;)

The big star of yesterday’s show, however, was none other than James Tsai aka Arf Arf Bark Bark, a guy who has quickly become one of Kermit’s best friends.

James joined the Kermit and Friends Discord Fanclub last week and immediately made an impact. He was invited by Barry Boss, who at long last made an awesome contribution to the show. From the get go you could tell James was perfect for KAF.

James is a dog trainer, so of course right off the bat many in the community instantly liked him since a large portion of the KAF family loves dogs (I mean, Kermit and Friends is named after a beautiful dog, after all).

What really showed that James is a true Kermitarian though was his feistiness and his willingness to go to battle. James watched last week’s KAF episode and he was disgusted by Mark Connors, and James let his disgust be known in the KAF Fanclub. This led to James putting his phone number in the Discord so Mark could call him - Mark did 4 times and each time James went right at him, not falling for Mark’s charm like so many others in our community have fallen for.

Mark was so pissed at James that Mark lashed out at Barry over it, calling Barry and leaving a vicious voicemail threating both Barry and James if James didn’t leave the community.

After a fascinating conversation between Elisa and James about James’ time as a dog trainer (he’s literally trained some of the most dangerous dogs in the entire World), we got to see James’ feistiness in action when beloved Kermitarian Eric Riggs rubbed him the wrong way.

When Eric starts on his tangents, it’s really hard sometimes to keep track. He goes all over the place with his theories and dreams. James was paying close attention to Eric though and told Eric to “get his sh*t together and stop trying so hard to impress Elisa.”

Eric became deeply offended by this, telling James he doesn’t know the real Eric and shouldn’t be telling someone he doesn’t know to get their sh*t together. What Eric didn’t realize was that this past week James watched a few old episodes and clips of Kermit and Friends, and he got to know Eric’s tendencies from that, so James started laying into Eric about the jerkoff videos and his obsession over materialistic things.

Eric would eventually start dominating the conversation and Elisa brilliantly put Eric on cam by himself as he kept talking about James being in pain and how James needs to accept that Eric has a woman like Elisa in his life and James doesn’t, etc. Typical Eric... God bless him.

Typical Kermit and Friends, too! It was funny, insightful, entertaining, had some neat surprises... I absolutely loved yesterday’s show. I talked before a while back about how KAF goes into these different eras every couple of months... we’re now entering what will be a new era for the show - it’s going to be a fun ride, mark my words.

Kermit and Friends: Nobody Wins In A War

WAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Does anyone ever win in a war? Well, sure... real life wars have been fought and won. What about internet wars, though? Is there ever truly a winner?

I would argue no. Why? Because once you get your enemy cancelled or banished, your life becomes emptier. You end up missing the person you despised, and you start looking for someone new to have a war with.

TBob loves every “war” he’s a part of on the internet. He’s proud of it, and he has a blast streaming through these so-called wars. What I respect about Bob is that he never plays the victim. He never cries about so and so doing something mean to him, acting like he deserves sympathy or protection from Elisa or any of the KAF audience.

Mark Connors and the Taylors however are the complete opposite of that. They’re all victims being harassed and threatened on a daily basis, and they all say they don’t deserve the vitriol that they’re supposedly receiving. Mark did this, the Taylors did that, I filed a restraining order, I called the cops, etc.

The fact is this: They love it. Elisa gets called out constantly by Mark for loving drama, but in reality Mark and the Taylors are all in denial about how much they truly love feuding with one another. They’re obsessed. It adds excitement to their lives they otherwise wouldn’t have. Literally all of these people are retired with nothing but time on their hands.

This will never be resolved, ever. No internet wars are. Look at Bob and Mark. They’re friends now but has the fighting stopped? Nope, Mark was just able to manipulate Bob into fighting for him rather than against him. The cycle will keep continuing and eventually Bob/Mark will turn on each other again.

John and Kelly Taylor didn’t reveal anything on the show this week that we haven’t heard already. They filed a restraining order against Mark due to his “harassment” and false claims, and Mark’s currently breaking it and will be sent to jail very soon, according to John and Kelly. Mark called in to say Kelly is a former groupie he once slept with. Mark says Kelly fell in love with him and when he didn’t commit to her, he’s been in a fatal attraction situation with her ever since. Bob agrees with Mark about everything, Sharmin tries to be neutral yet seems to believe everything Mark says.

That’s the gist of it all. Besides Bob, they all act like they’re miserable about the situation, when in reality they couldn’t be more blissful about it. Oh well. At least we’re getting some quality entertainment out of their bliss! Poor Elisa though has to put up with Mark calling and texting her non-stop throughout the week to complain about the Taylors. Hopefully that part of it has come to an end now that Elisa outed Mark about it.

My favorite thing to come from the Mark Connors ordeal is that it inspired Elisa to make her country music debut, as she did a beautiful rendition of Mark’s song, Let The Crazy Begin. The song and video were both truly terrific, I couldn’t have loved it more. I really hope Elisa does more stuff like that in the future.

The Taylors/Mark saga wasn’t the only big thing that took place on yesterday’s Kermit and Friends. Two big former KAF regulars made their returns to the show in Andy Dick and Eric Riggs.

Andy joined the broadcast from a coffee shop. Elisa was very happy to see him and it didn’t take long for her to ask if he wanted to get back together with her. Andy was very hesitant to say yes, claiming he’s still upset over Elisa talking to the press about his incident with Lucas.

I think Elisa received a huge blessing yesterday with Andy saying no like that. Elisa talked at the beginning of the show about how she began a new office job this past week. After a rough start, she gave herself a pep talk and things went up for her from that point on. She bought a car (congrats Elisa!), got her hair done, had a little botox... Elisa is in the process of doing things for herself that makes her happy, gives her fulfillment. Elisa hasn’t been kind to herself this past year and I see that finally starting to change now. Elisa had a glow about her this week that she hasn’t had in a long time. I personally believe Andy would only ruin that glow and ultimately make her miserable again.

Elisa for some odd reason blames herself for why things went bad with Andy. She did nothing wrong, I think deep down she knows this but she just cares a lot about him and feels so bad for his situation that it fills her head with guilty thoughts. I just hope those guilt trips she unnecessarily gives herself won’t lead to any bad decisions. But Elisa will do whatever Elisa wants to do and hey, I love that about her so I can’t ask her to change.

One person who wants Elisa to change is Eric Riggs. He wants Elisa to start thinking about his career and what she can do for him. Eric has these goals of him and Elisa performing together at the Super Bowl Halftime Show 5 years from now, and Eric feels that Elisa needs to compensate him with phone conversations. If this doesn’t make sense, I’m just telling you what I was able to pick up from Eric’s rambling.

Laurie B had some interesting questions for Eric, like where was the ring he promised her? Apparently Eric told Laurie that he was going to send her the engagement ring he originally bought for Elisa and never did. He then ghosted Laurie for a few weeks after they had skype sex, which Laurie described as Eric just scratching his balls and outwardly fantasizing about Elisa getting jealous once she heard about Eric and Laurie having said skype sex. Only in the Kermit and Friends Universe, only in Elisa’s life could this unbelievable craziness ever take place. It’s remarkable.

Kermit’s favorite musician Wappy had three glorious performances this week, covering Runaway Train by Soul Asylum and Morning Glory by Oasis, and playing one awesome original song. Kermit also made a new friend named Sal Ali, a cannabis business owner who’s main goal is to bring more diversity to the workforce. He was cool.

All in all, it was a very fascinating and funny episode of Kermit and Friends. Elisa’s closing monologue killed me as she went one way when I was expecting something completely different. She was right though... people need to stop putting so much focus on the past and delve your attention to what’s happening in the present. Presently, Kermit and Friends is the best live show on the planet and if you have drama going on in your life, if you’re a musician or performance artist, if you have anything interesting you want to talk with people about... Kermit and Friends is the perfect platform for you to bring it all to.

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