Moved to @thegoldencatscafe

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𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤, 𝔽𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝔹𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕠 𝕀𝕜𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕟’𝕤 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨!

My name is Gab, and I’ll be your guide through this mysterious wonderland! Now now, where shall we go?

❧ Ask the Guide about themselves!

❧ Head towards the Lovely Help Desk!

❧ Head on over towards the Freak Show’s Attractions!

ARCHIVE

[gaideservedbetter]

Moving

im working on it

I'm gab and I'm not a minor 👍

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I'm moving blogs.

Feel free to follow me there, but the type of writing won't be the same.

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

If ur lgbt reblog this and give me ur opinion on tea, beer, coffe and fruit juice

[gaideservedbetter]

I don't like tea (but to be fair I've never had a well made tea so)

I don't like beer either, I prefer wine or stronger alcohol

Coffee doesn't work for me but I like the taste

Fruit juice slaps. 100%. Mango juice specifically,,,, god i love mango juice

[gaideservedbetter]

i know i promised yall some ojiro content but my mental health has been kicking me sideways into a pit full of raccoons so

hiatus time baby

[drakenology]

quick question before i go shower

how many of yall are tops? bonus if you have a mommy kink

[hotgirlsasuke-deactivated202011]

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

[gaideservedbetter]

I like boobs

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okay so i'm currently being beaten to death by my uterus so the ojiro fics for today may need to be posted tomorrow but dw yall i promised tailman some content and I shall deliver (better late than never right)

[gaideservedbetter]

Ojiro Birthday Week - Day 1: Quirk Accident

(gif not mine, taken from google images lmao)

A/N: And thus begins.... Ojiro Birthday Week! It's pure fluff.

CW: Unedited, shitty writing, Only One Bed™, no beta we die like pansexuals, pure fluff, this is a drabble that is purely self indulgent

WC: like 800 idk

“When I said you two stuck together like glue, I didn’t mean it literally!” Toru waved her invisible arms frantically, as your arm was linked to Ojiro’s with a web-like rope, looking like some sort of handcuff made out of spider silk.

“It’s fine,” you said, tugging lightly on the web, trying your best to ignore how close you were to your long-time crush and current best friend. “It was an accident. You know Hanakumo? From the support course?”

“The spider girl?” Momo inquired, covering her mouth with her incredibly manicured hand.

“I felt bad for her, she looked so upset…” Ojiro muttered, and you shook your head.

“Could have been worse,” you smiled, trying to lighten the mood, “I could’ve been stuck with Mineta.”

“Let’s not say that name here,” Toru crossed her arms, leaning forward to inspect the web. “So… how do you get out of it?”

“Long story short, we don’t,” you shook your hand, making Ojiro’s arm tremble, “it’ll fall off in a day, she said. Meanwhile, I’ll be camping out at his dorm room.”

Momo nodded with a somber look on her face. “At least it’s only one day. I hope this doesn’t make you two too uncomfortable!”

If only she knew.

As the day went on, you only got more and more aware of the tailed boy’s presence. You could feel the tension growing every time you bumped into him, every time his tail would tap against your leg lightly when he wagged it (so cute??) and every goddamn time he would hold your hand because ‘it was easier to walk like this’.

You felt like you were going insane. His hand was so warm, and it fit so nicely against yours, and your heart was screaming at you to just grab onto him and never let go, but you didn’t. Only a day, you kept telling yourself, only a day and then I can continue pretending that I’m not in love with my best friend.

Then it was time to go to bed.

‘What is this, some sort of grade-c fanfiction?!’ you felt your brain scream, for as you two entered Ojiro’s dorm room, you realized that in fact, there was only one bed.

“So…” You felt his voice waver a bit. You rubbed your face with your free hand.

“I’ll take the floor,” you said, throwing your bag at a corner of his room. He turned towards you briskly, with an almost comically scandalized expression on his face.

“No, you’re not! You’re going to wake up all sore.”

You rolled your eyes. “Well, if you take the floor, you’re also going to wake up all sore. Besides, you have an extra limb to get sore, I don’t.”

You two stayed silent for what felt like hours, but was probably at most a minute.

“Well,” he began, his voice quieter than usual, “I’m sure the bed is big enough for us two.”

‘This is the day I die’ rang in your head as you nodded hesitantly, sealing your fate. “Yeah.”

You couldn’t really put your sleepwear on with your hand stuck on him, so you two just crawled into bed as best as you could in your uniform, only to realize that yes, you had overestimated the size of the bed, and you two were now mere inches apart.

It seemed as if fate itself was trying its best to force you to have a miserable time, as Ojiro’s single blanket did close to nothing to ward off the cold air.

“I’m sorry,” he muttered, noticing you shivering, “I usually feel too hot with more than one blanket, so…”

“It’s alright,” you shrugged, “not your fault you’re a human furnace.”

A beat passed, then he sighed.

“Please tell me if this bothers you. I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable.”

Before you could ask him what he meant by that, you felt his free hand pull you closer, effectively spooning you. God, he was warm, you thought as your body shivered for different reasons.

He rested his forehead on your shoulder, once again holding your hand as the damn web prevented any kind of personal space.

“Are you comfortable? I’m sorry,” his voice was so close to you you felt dizzy.

“You… apologize too much. I’m fine, Ojiro-kun.”

He chuckled. “I’m… sorry you got stuck with me.” his voice was so quiet you almost didn’t hear it.

You scoffed, too tired to care at this point. “I’m glad it was you I got stuck with,” you said, turning around to face him. The moonlight was bright enough for you too see his flustered face, and you giggled.

“We’ll talk about all this in the morning.” You said, and he let out a breath. You squeezed his hand, nuzzling into his chest, feeling his heart going haywire.

In the morning, when the web will be gone and you two wouldn’t be stuck together anymore, you’d talk about all these feelings. But right now, Ojiro left you to drift off with a kiss to the crown of your head, basking in his warmth like only the two of you existed.

[gaideservedbetter]

Ojiro Birthday Week - Day 1: Quirk Accident

(gif not mine, taken from google images lmao)

A/N: And thus begins.... Ojiro Birthday Week! It's pure fluff.

CW: Unedited, shitty writing, Only One Bed™, no beta we die like pansexuals, pure fluff, this is a drabble that is purely self indulgent

WC: like 800 idk

“When I said you two stuck together like glue, I didn’t mean it literally!” Toru waved her invisible arms frantically, as your arm was linked to Ojiro’s with a web-like rope, looking like some sort of handcuff made out of spider silk.

“It’s fine,” you said, tugging lightly on the web, trying your best to ignore how close you were to your long-time crush and current best friend. “It was an accident. You know Hanakumo? From the support course?”

“The spider girl?” Momo inquired, covering her mouth with her incredibly manicured hand.

“I felt bad for her, she looked so upset…” Ojiro muttered, and you shook your head.

“Could have been worse,” you smiled, trying to lighten the mood, “I could’ve been stuck with Mineta.”

“Let’s not say that name here,” Toru crossed her arms, leaning forward to inspect the web. “So… how do you get out of it?”

“Long story short, we don’t,” you shook your hand, making Ojiro’s arm tremble, “it’ll fall off in a day, she said. Meanwhile, I’ll be camping out at his dorm room.”

Momo nodded with a somber look on her face. “At least it’s only one day. I hope this doesn’t make you two too uncomfortable!”

If only she knew.

As the day went on, you only got more and more aware of the tailed boy’s presence. You could feel the tension growing every time you bumped into him, every time his tail would tap against your leg lightly when he wagged it (so cute??) and every goddamn time he would hold your hand because ‘it was easier to walk like this’.

You felt like you were going insane. His hand was so warm, and it fit so nicely against yours, and your heart was screaming at you to just grab onto him and never let go, but you didn’t. Only a day, you kept telling yourself, only a day and then I can continue pretending that I’m not in love with my best friend.

Then it was time to go to bed.

‘What is this, some sort of grade-c fanfiction?!’ you felt your brain scream, for as you two entered Ojiro’s dorm room, you realized that in fact, there was only one bed.

“So…” You felt his voice waver a bit. You rubbed your face with your free hand.

“I’ll take the floor,” you said, throwing your bag at a corner of his room. He turned towards you briskly, with an almost comically scandalized expression on his face.

“No, you’re not! You’re going to wake up all sore.”

You rolled your eyes. “Well, if you take the floor, you’re also going to wake up all sore. Besides, you have an extra limb to get sore, I don’t.”

You two stayed silent for what felt like hours, but was probably at most a minute.

“Well,” he began, his voice quieter than usual, “I’m sure the bed is big enough for us two.”

‘This is the day I die’ rang in your head as you nodded hesitantly, sealing your fate. “Yeah.”

You couldn’t really put your sleepwear on with your hand stuck on him, so you two just crawled into bed as best as you could in your uniform, only to realize that yes, you had overestimated the size of the bed, and you two were now mere inches apart.

It seemed as if fate itself was trying its best to force you to have a miserable time, as Ojiro’s single blanket did close to nothing to ward off the cold air.

“I’m sorry,” he muttered, noticing you shivering, “I usually feel too hot with more than one blanket, so…”

“It’s alright,” you shrugged, “not your fault you’re a human furnace.”

A beat passed, then he sighed.

“Please tell me if this bothers you. I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable.”

Before you could ask him what he meant by that, you felt his free hand pull you closer, effectively spooning you. God, he was warm, you thought as your body shivered for different reasons.

He rested his forehead on your shoulder, once again holding your hand as the damn web prevented any kind of personal space.

“Are you comfortable? I’m sorry,” his voice was so close to you you felt dizzy.

“You… apologize too much. I’m fine, Ojiro-kun.”

He chuckled. “I’m… sorry you got stuck with me.” his voice was so quiet you almost didn’t hear it.

You scoffed, too tired to care at this point. “I’m glad it was you I got stuck with,” you said, turning around to face him. The moonlight was bright enough for you too see his flustered face, and you giggled.

“We’ll talk about all this in the morning.” You said, and he let out a breath. You squeezed his hand, nuzzling into his chest, feeling his heart going haywire.

In the morning, when the web will be gone and you two wouldn’t be stuck together anymore, you’d talk about all these feelings. But right now, Ojiro left you to drift off with a kiss to the crown of your head, basking in his warmth like only the two of you existed.

[ryonello]

warmup ………. class 1a back on their bullshit

[fabricated-misslieness]

strawberry kaeya has my soul. I’ll give him all my mora

(I have another picture but I feel like it’s suggestive? it’s nothing sexual but idk, if you want it I’d be happy to pm you it!)

HE HAS MY SOUL I BOW DOWN 🙇‍♂️

feel free to pm, though it really doesnt matter if you send it through ask either

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

so funny kind of obsessed with this gif i don’t even watch naruto this is just hilarious to me. the girls are fighting. the fruit wars

[gaideservedbetter]

Just so everyone knows, Ojiro's birthday week event will begin in about 2 days (on the 24th) so prepare yourselves to be just spammed with ojiro content, cuz at this point if no one gonna do it then I will feed the simps

[stuwor-art]

This….This is the cutest Rock lee i have ever draw

[rulaineyu]

kept hitting the ceiling doing this so I had to film it outside.

Kaeya how do you move that fast ??

[animalcrossingmemes]

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

[gaideservedbetter]

Dude, I'm playing genshin impact right now.

This would be so nice