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Gail Evans of the Aldyria Police Department. terrible singer & tea addict with a soft spot for hot chocolate.

[gailevans]

jeremyxhill

    ➳ ❝ Oh good. If you’d have said the video game, I probably would’ve cried. No not at all. This is one of the rare cases where the show is better than the book.

    — ❝ Funnily enough, even the writer of the comic said he agreed! They’ve got such a great handle on the characters, they really make them interesting, which I think is what makes it so fun to watch. Dare I ask if you have a favourite? ❞

[gailevans]

jordangraudin

Who in their right mind would want to live somewhere as cold as she was describing? No one sensible, that’s for sure. Although, it was a good plan… He’d have to store that idea for later. “I still think you should be prepared for it. I mean– you never really know. It’s a good idea, though. More thought out than whatever I have. ..Hell, technically I’m a zombie. I came back from the dead once.”

   — Gail looked up when Jordan commented on himself being a zombie, her expression softening. There was nothing she wouldn’t do for Jordan, of that she was sure - but one thing she’d never been exceptional at handling were moments like these - in which one had to evaluate an emotional reaction. She was naturally a very emotional person, feeling strongly and with every part of her heart, but she was constantly being choked by the anxiety of what exactly others wanted to hear or see as a response.  ❝ You’re not a zombie, Jordan, ❞ she said, nudging him lightly with her elbow. ❝ Though I wouldn’t enjoy your company any less if you were. ❞

[gailevans]

markxbailey

“So I need to get a warrant for this guy’s jacket now is that what you’re telling me, Gail?”

   — ❝ I’m very sorry, Detective Bailey, but I’m afraid so. I’m certain it should be quite easy to do so - he is your number one suspect, and there’s surely enough evidence for this fiber to count enough to get that warrant rather easily, wouldn’t it? ❞

[gailevans]

jordangraudin

Jordan knew she’d have something to say about the zombie apocalypse. What he didn’t know was how much. Honestly, he just wanted to watch her talk about something she was so passionate about. She really came alive, then and it was all Jordan could think about. And he knew there was no possible way zombies could be a thing in the real world. He just thought it was cool to talk about. Playing on his “lack” of knowledge on biology, Jordan blinked a few times and cleared his throat. “You, uh.. You lost me at concept.”

    — Gail’s lips curled into a grin when Jordan finally spoke, and she shook her head. Jordan was always ready with something new to talk about - she rambled a lot and she rambled often, but most so with him. It was easy to do when you worked together so often and when you shared as many interests as they did. He was definitely the easiest person around here to talk to. ❝ Then all you need to know is that you can be confident that the zombie apocalypse won’t happen. But hypothetically, if it did, you’d probably want to go somewhere as cold as possible. And they won’t be able to move as quickly as some movies’ll want you to think. Even if they can’t feel physical stress, they’re walking on dead limbs - those won’t carry weight very well. ❞

[gailevans]

jeremyxhill

    ➳ ❝ Okay so next question: show or comics? Please don’t tell me the video game.

     — ❝ I’m honestly quite horrible at video games - but I have read the comics and watched the show. Is it terrible that I prefer the show? ❞

[gailevans]

markxbailey

“… And the wool fibres? Do they match the suspect’s carpet sample or what?”

    — ❝ Right! Of course, sorry. Well, no, they don’t match the carpet sample, but I’m thinking that’s because it’s not from a carpet. See, it’s not just wool, which is why the results weren’t making sense - it’s a really small fragment of a wool and polyester blend, like from a coat or a scarf or something of the like. ❞

[gailevans]

jeremyxhill

    ➳ ❝ So you don’t watch the Walking Dead?

    — ❝ ... Now, I didn’t say that. ❞

[gailevans]

     — ❝ No, no, no, you don’t understand - it’s really quite simple. They’re biologically impossible. The whole concept is flawed. Not only does it work under the assumption that the body is functioning without the control of a functioning brain, but have you ever seen even a gangrenous limb? And you think they could actually function and have the ability to overpower a living person? Besides, they’d be stopped instantaneously in the cold, they’d absolutely fall apart in the heat. Not to mention the whole concept of the contagion itself is flawed. No. And don’t try to talk about the fungus and the ants, because ants are completely incomparable to human beings, they’re far too simple. All of this is to say that zombies are not possible, they can’t happen, and they won’t happen. ❞

[captainsamerica]

Aglet: a metal or plastic tube fixed round each end of a shoelace.                                                          She used her Britishness against us.