Gail Roberts

@gailroberts

she/they

21.5K posts

Hey, I just got a phone and the guy suggested a few apps to try and this was one of them so here I am. I'm just looking for some people to hang with or whatever. If you work for Mr. Coven and saw me no you didn't. But if you're looking for a good natured fight I'd love to spar. It's been a while since I was in the ring.

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Quick lore: Gail joined the ring young and their powers stayed strong enough that Coven thought she'd be a useful investment once Otho got powerful enough. In the meantime he sent her to the military to do missions for Peip making him extra money. Now post Yellow jacket, she works for him as a body guard and is occasional contracted out to work as a field agent for PEIP.

Edit: SHES FREE!!

Edit: Some parentage lore is being reworked for funsies. We are reverting back to not knowing her parents for more possibilities.

Old picrew from when she was younger

Sorry her lore is sad it just kinda spiraled at some point ┐(´•_•`)┌

Hi all my name is Dingus (she/her) My main blog is @dingus-5103, though I'm not very active on it. I Also run @veronica-lawson-phd, and @director-hidgens

Apologies in advance for any spelling mistakes (there will be a lot)

This blog will be dealing with darker topics so feel free to send angst. That being said I'll try to have a balance of lightheartedness in here too!

Open to ships, DM me and we'll talk!

Disclaimers

Human trafficking, illegal fighting ring, violence.

#hatchetfield rp #hatchetfield roleplay

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

It doesn’t sound like one.

You gotta have a little audacity to actually work at PEIP.

Hmmm.

You know it's true. No one with sensibility is willing to deal with sea monsters.

Certainly not, no.

So there. That's why.

You worry me Gail.

I'm all bark

Still. I don’t want to see you hurt.

Then sadly you're in the wrong fields.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

It doesn’t sound like one.

You gotta have a little audacity to actually work at PEIP.

Hmmm.

You know it's true. No one with sensibility is willing to deal with sea monsters.

Certainly not, no.

So there. That's why.

You worry me Gail.

I'm all bark

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

It doesn’t sound like one.

You gotta have a little audacity to actually work at PEIP.

Hmmm.

You know it's true. No one with sensibility is willing to deal with sea monsters.

Certainly not, no.

So there. That's why.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

It doesn’t sound like one.

You gotta have a little audacity to actually work at PEIP.

Hmmm.

You know it's true. No one with sensibility is willing to deal with sea monsters.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

It doesn’t sound like one.

You gotta have a little audacity to actually work at PEIP.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

Gail.

It's a joke

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

What?

[Gail flexes]

I never loose

I take back what I said. Bite her to your heart's content.

@spies-lost-in-time

YEEEEESSSSS 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😁😁😁😁😁😁

spies-lost-in-time

Have fun kid.

What'd she do to piss you off?

spies-lost-in-time

She's essentially throwing the whole base under the bus just so she can get John fired.

Oooooh yippee!!!

spies-lost-in-time

Wrong response.

Reread it but in sarcasm

spies-lost-in-time

Ah. May I suggest not adding exclamation points if the intent is sarcasm.

The extra exclamation is meant to add to how stupid she sounds.

spies-lost-in-time

It doesn't come off that way.

┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

Well then I'll cut to the chase. Fuck her

spies-lost-in-time

Indeed.

And I hope she gets her nose fixed.

spies-lost-in-time

Maybe you can punch it back into place.

It's too far shoved up someone's ass 🙏 I wouldn't be able to reach

spies-lost-in-time

Just yank it out of her own first.

Good point.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

[John looks shockingly sad for a moment, and then regains composure and a neutral expression]

Sure.

But no one will be able to..

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

You’re not.

Untill proven otherwise.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

Gail…

[Gail eats a large spoonful of Mac'n'cheese ]

Invinabbale

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I’m just saying you act a lot like I used to. And I was not healthy.

I'm not you. I'm invincible.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

Hmmmm

What?

I take back what I said. Bite her to your heart's content.

@spies-lost-in-time

YEEEEESSSSS 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😁😁😁😁😁😁

spies-lost-in-time

Have fun kid.

What'd she do to piss you off?

spies-lost-in-time

She's essentially throwing the whole base under the bus just so she can get John fired.

Oooooh yippee!!!

spies-lost-in-time

Wrong response.

Reread it but in sarcasm

spies-lost-in-time

Ah. May I suggest not adding exclamation points if the intent is sarcasm.

The extra exclamation is meant to add to how stupid she sounds.

spies-lost-in-time

It doesn't come off that way.

┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

Well then I'll cut to the chase. Fuck her

spies-lost-in-time

Indeed.

And I hope she gets her nose fixed.

spies-lost-in-time

Maybe you can punch it back into place.

It's too far shoved up someone's ass 🙏 I wouldn't be able to reach

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

How’s the fever?

@john-macnamara

Mostly gone. It's just fatigue now. How's the demon?

Ooo! Do they actually look like dinosaurs?

[They do, in fact, look like dinosaurs]

Woah! Holy shit!

[Gail picks them up looking at them. She gets one of every type of dinosaur]

[John smiles softly. That’s fucking adorable]

You know for a breaded piece of chicken with no real discernible features it's really impressive you made dinosaurs.

I bought these at the store. It’s ground chicken shaped and then frozen.

Still, that's pretty impressive.

Well thank you kid.

Do you think they could be different shapes too?

[Gail throws a few in her mouth]

One at a time. Don’t choke. And yes, there are all sorts of shapes.

[Gails eyes widen]

What kind?

Go to the frozen section of the store kiddo.

I try to cook most days. Cal usually buys the premade food. They know which is the good stuff.

Well next time you’re at the store just look.

I will. That's awesome. I get why kids don't want to eat anything else.

I don’t like that that’s the lesson you’re getting from this.

That this is way cooler than any other food I know?

Think about the nutrition.

[Gail points at the Mac and cheese]

There's secret veggies in these

I guess…

And just cause I get it doesn't mean I'll act on it.

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