uoh

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"Ehhh? I'm already winning over those kinds of fans? I don't even come out for another couple of months, how pathetic~"

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listen you can't dedicate a sequence to the 13 year old main character hitchhiking and then having her friend flash the guy that picks them up with her thighs and think I'm not going to have impure thoughts about it

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uhhhh yeah.

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Who is the sexiest lolis in HSR, and why is it Hook?

"Because there's no way anyone can defeat Pitch-Dark Hook the Great! I'm the number one winner for a reason!!"

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"Rape, rapeee~"

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"It truly is obscene to see the depths that so-called friends can succumb to when they give into their lust. To betray another's trust solely for the sake of gratification is already heartless, but to do it without any remorse for their wellbeing is unforgivable."

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"Between her and Hook, I'm really starting to get some bad thoughts about those brats..."

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"Surely she doesn't have to go around showing off like that all the time...?"

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Loli who offers absolutely no response no matter what you do to her, entirely deadpan and uninterested, genuinely bored beyond belief.

Versus

Loli who reacts to the extreme in response to everything, screams and howls nonstop with every provocation and enjoys it no matter what, secretly bored beyond belief.

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"It's not even just Jack... There's so many cute little Servants out there, too..."

"There's Abby and Kama and Illya and Miyu and Chacha and even miss technical advisor herself, and that's not getting into the ones who are older but they still look so young..."

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"I mean, Jack's already showing off her ass all the time... so it's really just a matter of discipline?"

"And if it's to keep one of my dear Servants in line, then that should be perfectly acceptable to use a Command Spell..."

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"..."

"I wonder if Da Vinci would let me get away with using a Command Spell to make Jack fall in love with me and my dick..."

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i'm mostly making this just to have it on hand (I didn't have any striking cunny-related urges)

but my Usual Bullshit is here as always