Space Dad

My name is Alexander, but please, call me Alex. (I’m a cis male, not that it matters.) Fandom dad. Lover of astronomy, animals, spicy food and equally spicy memes.

[galactic-dad]

I’m not sorry at all.

Love, 

Alex. 💋

[quinnkellly]

hey. hey what the fuck

[galactic-dad]

Ah yes, my favorite dance partner. A blank square. Did the app glitch? :(

[galactic-dad]

Hey,

Hey PB,

We need more opportunities to just talk with, hang out and snuggle and/or cuddle with the LI’s ok?

As ‘thirsty’ as I can be, I 👏 can appreciate 👏 a good, simple chat. And we all can use some nice hugs or cuddles sometimes.

[galactic-dad]

Don’t tell random people to choke you.

No. Stop that.

I’m serious, please stop.

[galactic-dad]

I was trying to add items to our grocery list and l Alexa cut me off and laughed.

We need more milk Alexa.

Don’t do this to me.

[galactic-dad]

It only just occurs to me that whenever I’ve used diamonds on a choice that for the purpose of someone giving mc something, technically...have I been acting as an impromptu ‘sugar daddy’?

[galactic-dad]

Am I the only one who has a hot dad as a muse? Yes? Ok, this is awkward.

[galactic-dad]

“Describe yourself in as few of words as possible.”

[oofchoices-deactivated20220126]

i really don’t know what to say...

[galactic-dad]

[galactic-dad]

It was a mistake making a joke about Ian and that spanking thing to one of our roommates.

I didn’t know that I was physically capable of screaming that high.

Then again, my morning’s don’t start with me getting chased with a bat because roomie thought that it was an acceptable substitute to a book.

It was not.

[galactic-dad]

😂

I have to replay the whole book so far because I want to see how hard the professor will spank me.

[galactic-dad]

It would seem that others do not approve of my attitude towards some age gaps in friends, people I wish I could be friends with or those that I have a crush on or find attractive. And no, they aren’t old enough to be my grandparents or my parents.

And no. I don’t have a daddy kink despite all of my posts and no, I also don’t have any daddy issues!

I LOVE my dad and mom!!!

It doesn’t help that I either mentioned it to a ‘friend’ or something that I said gave him an idea (or ideas) and he turned the entire thing into something dirty.

Even made it out to be some fetish that I like my older friends. Uh yeah, I do like my older friends- I love them actually. I love all of my friends.

Mhmm. He’s got my friend anymore.

Don’t sexualize my friends. It’s dehumanizing, it’s disrespectful, it’s creepy and...there are probably some other words but I can’t think of any at the moment.

[galactic-dad]

The world needs our support, especially now.

[galactic-dad]

I’m sorry hon, I love you, we’re friends and that won’t change but your dad scares me.

I make a lot of daddy jokes and say the word a lot but it’s a lot different when someone old enough to be your parent is the one saying it.

Full fetal position, borderline loss of bladder scared.

[galactic-dad]

...I was wondering where Antony went.

[lifeof314universe-deactivated20]

Interesting insult lol

[galactic-dad]

I thought that this insult would be funny irl...I was wrong.

[galactic-dad]

I love hugs. I love giving hugs and receiving hugs. On my terms mind you (receiving a hug, although sometimes giving one.) I hate being touched. And yes I can see where that may seem ironic because of the hugs comment but.

Somehow I went from speaking amicably with a stranger to being dragged into getting cuddled and I’m legitimately terrified.

My ‘captor’ seems to be very busy speaking with someone else, a friend I think but I’m petrified and afraid to move, thankfully my hands are free. But I never thought I’d be texting my friends at almost midnight and begging them to come and rescue me.