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[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

[fuckinstardust]

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

[carbink]

the baby’s in there like

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rox-and-prose]

I need this person to know I would die for them

[cipheramnesia]

Every one of these brings tears to my eyes.

[cipheramnesia]

This is like Mr. Rogers for adults. A soft voiced, gentle reminder to love yourself and to recognize that you are enough and what you do is worthwhile always. A reminder about being kind for when you are grown and may have forgot about how important it is, surrounded by a world trying to make you feel like you don't do enough being told in a simple and understanding voice that you are good and what you are is good. Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[lux-obscura]

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

[lux-obscura]

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Forever reblogging lol

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!

[nilla-wafer42-blog]

No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.

[saint-ripper]

I reblogged this and made double what I normally make on a friday at work. It works!!

[phatttjwls]

Why TF not

[strongwood1804]

Aw wat the hell

[just-a-positive-lesbian]

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[my-kind-of-love1]

[sarahconnorjr]

[evansensations]

Chris Evans | BTS | Call Of Duty Online

[anti-bill-gates]

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[weonsinnombre]

[mysharona1987]

[cecilpedia]

You👏can👏be👏lgbt👏and 👏a👏bigot

[odinsblog]

Some of the most racist people I’ve met have been white gay people. Once I met a “mixed” white couple, where one was a Young Republican™ and the other was a Democrat. They were my age and we were all in college. Both of them were racist af.

[lovebigcocksallday]

Gay and Trump 2020 doesn’t make me a white supremacist you fucking idiots

[le-dreadmau5]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cerebralzero]

OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB

[tendie-defender]

What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 

[uncle-beanbag]

Allegra Chicken

[beatlesweatles]

This post is absolutely incomprehensible

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry

[one-time-i-dreamt]