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Greetings and salutations

[bob-belcher]

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[fleshanimal]

[irendescent-deactivated20170819]

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[leseyde-deactivated20210606]

[campings]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[thebootydiaries]

me comparing my follower count to the number of notes on my selfie

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

controversial opinion

dogs and cats are…….. both good……

[wizzardhat]

This is bullshit. Dogs and cats are both GREAT

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[hypnotic-flow]

the trees outside the window are like

[patheticwhimsy]

Idea: They have Facebook in Star Trek except it’s called Spacebook

[dearratroi]

okay but myspace

[patheticwhimsy]

why must u embarrass me like this

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[poorunfortunategirls]

You mean heathers

[worthyironman]

No I mean mean girls. If I wanted heathers I would have said heathers. Mean girls. No context as to why. Just grown men in high school. Same lines. Literally nothing has changed. Amy Poehler is still the mom. Chris Hemsworth sees another guy wearing cargo shorts and asks him where he got them, the boy says they were hand me downs from his big brother. Hemsworth calls them vintage and then immediately turns around and says they’re he ugliest effing cargo shorts he’s ever seen. This is what I meant

[bloodhooof]

[blaksynagogue]

[darylfranz]

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

[thelilnan]

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

[quickweaves]

cancer vs everybody