mariah

concert lover

[anxietyproblem]

[amateur]

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[itsaubreylmfao]

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[pissvortex]

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

[biteythevillain]

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

[pissvortex]

They do what

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

[villafordefeatedvillains]

the what saddle

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

the birthday saddle

[boardercityblues-deactivated202]

Yeehaw

[awwdorables]

Baby otter being introduced to water

[imlesscreativethanthisurl-deact]

This is a top tier post

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

he squeak bigger than he bod

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

@thedrunkhermit omggg my heart!!!

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[radioactive-tempest]

[the-alethiometer]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[niggazinmoscow]

the best alternate ending

[yoboigay-deactivated20230106]

💀💀💀💀

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

[zilliumgrist-deactivated2018123]

gen z humor: im kin with your pants

millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha

gen x humor: cat videos

baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”

[yuliaplisetskaya-deactivated202]

gen z: lahdjdkslajsjsh

millenial: asdfghjkl

gen x: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

baby boomer: ha ha !

[zilliumgrist-deactivated2018123]

this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad

[pastel-issues]

Tw: mentions of self harm

Hey so I’m currently trying to raise some money for laser scar removal on some severe self harm scars on my arms and legs. I get triggered every time i see my scars and i want that part of my life to be in the past. Anything helps and i’d greatly appreciate whatever anyone could spare. The treatment sessions are about $250 a piece so anything at all helps.

Click here to support Laser scar removal organized by Mariah Sanchez

I’m trying to raise money to get a few rounds of laser scar removal treatments done for some severe scarring on my arms and legs. They take

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[anxietyproblem]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[bevvie-marsh]

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

[ishinomori-deactivated20220123]

extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

I love that the IT kids are dragging him 

[reddieloversclub]

WYATT DAAAAAAAAAAAMN