Galadriel

I like Lord of the rings and the Marauders, which will tell you a lot about me

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[00selene00]

Waywood heartbreaking parallel I noticed

The fact that in TEWL love confession scene, Michael starts by saying, "I know you probably..." before catching himself and changing it to, "I know you don't feel the same way."

Mirroring the earlier scene where Robert doubts whether he ever felt in love and Michael suggests that maybe he's "holding out for something [he] already has."

LIKE NOOOO MY BABY 🫠

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

Me with my 23100 emails in my inbox

[aceofspades42]

I've only read the throne of glass and they've had like 0 interactions but I high key ship nox and pelor

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

This is the most galaxy brain take I've ever read

[aceofspades42]

Thank you i had completely forgotten about this because its been like a year and a half but I will die on this minor and inconsequential hill

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

No I get it. The underdog thief, and the scrawny little genius who is a secret mastermind at deadly poisons. I head cannon that when Nox was being a messenger for Terrasen, he had Pelor clinging onto the back of his horse grumpily the whole time. Pelor spends the entire war just quietly super glued to Nox and no one notices.

WAIT. I just realized that in koa, there's a bit where Nox helps the armies go on the run and they slip a sleeping draught into the lords of Terrasen's drinks. Who's an expert in poisons and potions? OH MY GOD I'M A GENIUS.

Woah 12 o clock me is so smart

[aceofspades42]

I've only read the throne of glass and they've had like 0 interactions but I high key ship nox and pelor

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

This is the most galaxy brain take I've ever read

[aceofspades42]

I've only read the throne of glass and they've had like 0 interactions but I high key ship nox and pelor

[leftonreid]

one of my favorite chapters in the entire mirror visitor series is “the promises” in the missing of clairdelune.

- ophelia walking into the treasury with thorn pointing his pistol at her

- the way that thorn is being thorn and prioritizing organizing the ransacked treasury instead of seeing a doctor

- thorn being jealous of archibald and ophelia responding with “I’d forgotten about you”

- “so what must i do for you to put a stop to this punishment you are inflicting on me”

- “you really don’t like me”

- thorn agreeing to all of ophelia’s requests without batting an eye

- thorn giving ophelia his watch and saying she isn’t just a pair of hands to him

the way that this man yearns for her omg

[disneyprinceronweasley]

After reg cattermole goes on the run from the ministry, he lives a secret life as Dave Coaches

[bookishjules]

i don't need janus to die. i need him to go back to thule to finish out his friends to enemies to lovers arc with simon.

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

And Magnus walks in on them

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[aliceisaperson]

Why the fuck am I just now learning that the guy behind slam frank did the orchestrations for twisted and produced the album for it

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

HOLY CROSSOVER

[peppermintsandbones5]

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

She would also only listen to Taylor Swift songs from her pop albums

[firawren]

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

[galadrielunderthemoon123]

He is everything I wish to be in life

[ellynneversweet]

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

[lurker-no-more]

Well … points made, lmao.

[mournfulroses]

Makenzie Campbell, from a poem featured in "2 a.m. Thoughts," originally published in 2017