galaxy gnome

WNY | chicago-born | queer | m.ed | they/them/theirs | find me on instagram as galaxygnome

[stars-bean]

“What’s the matter with me?”

Dial M for Murder (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[mss4msu]

Me after a week of exams, papers, and having seen Endgame

[galaxygnome]

eventually your passport will expire

you get so used to feeling free you forget

how it feels to be turned away

when your passport expires, you might have already forgotten it

tucked inside the kitchen drawer of the house you bought months ago

you aren't planning another trip abroad any time soon, you say

it can wait, you say

but one day you will push aside the stacks of receipts and coupons

and remember what it is you have forgotten

or maybe you will be between places, like you always are

when you realize suddenly that your passport is just paper now

it doesn't mean anything anymore

you will be stuck

just remember

always do your paperwork

[cybercrimer]

[quinn-fabray]

[ambi-is-sleepy]

millenials fucked it up again!!

[skeleton-warrior-deactivated201]

i am pretty upset i did not end up 6’ tall with a bad ass xena costume

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Adele voice: WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

[thelavenderhimbo-deactivated202]

i’m so disappointed

[invalidate]

tomorrow is really another day huh

[lesbianlumberjack-deactivated20]

so whos gonna take one for the team and kiss me at midnight on new years eve

[galaxygnome]

I built my house out of clay

I built walls and a floor and a roof

I forgot the doors

I forgot the windows

[galaxygnome]

[ithelpstodream]

Amazing.

[punch-me-in-the-tough]

[unclefather]

me whenever i see a news headline regarding the government

[sweetoothgirl]

KEY LIME CUPCAKES WITH MARSHMALLOW FROSTING

[darrenpillowscriss]

This is, hands down, the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life.

[galaxygnome]

relatable content

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[galaxygnome]

Glad to see you back!

for a day, at least!

[galaxygnome]

also anon: thank you! 💜

[spudnuto]