[galaxytastes]

My partner is like if god was a femme lesbian @roserades

[silverselunite]

"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"

Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009

[silverselunite]

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

[sofiiscapitall]

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

[kosmogrl]

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[7dmom]

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

[7dmom]

I put your name on a beetle and let it die of thirst

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[dykeferatu]

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet