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[yesterdaysprint]

The Missoulian, Montana, October 22, 1934

[toastbutteregg]

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I would, it might lead to an alternate universe where 2020 didn’t happen

[jaubaius]

I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

[prorevenge]

You robbed the wrong guy.

Just a quick history to set the stage - At a younger age I moved from Chicago to Baltimore to take a job with the Federal Government. When I started, I hit it off with a couple guys, who’ve since become my best friends. We all lived together for about 5 years until one by one we started moving on, getting married, etc. One guy (we’ll call him Jon), left our place of employment to take a job as a Secret Service Agent. As everyone went their separate ways I thought I’d make a smart decision as a young professional and buy a house….in 2007….right before the financial collapse. Needless to say, immediately after buying I was upside down big time and struggling. I had some other co-workers move in, but they only lasted about a year before abruptly moving out, leaving me scrambling to find a roommate, and thus setting the stage for my revenge story…

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[jupiter-oak]

fruit sides!!! fruit sides!!!!!!!

blackberry logan!! plum virgil!! lemon janus!! blueberry patton!! kiwi remus!!

and our very own,,

strawberry roman!

@coconut-cluster @wroammin u didn’t ask to b tagged but this seems relevant

strawberry ro taglist:

@snakes-with-hats @blissbiscuit @ab0masum@bullet-tothefeels @raaindropps @dragonwithproblems @violetmochaswirl @sometimeswritingsometimesdying @cherry-caffi @hourglasses-smltd @noodles-07 @field-of-hopes-and-halfboys @pixelatedrose @januses-nap-corner @aspex-t @mightbeanemolatte @the-real-comically-insane

( @thatsthat24 )

[catcrumb]

[thenatsdorf]

Dinner time? (via IAmKateNyx)

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[megasonger]

[sussura]

What

[doodlemeimpressed]

[loutrem]

This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.

[dogwithpants]

The :)

[crooked776]

What the FUCK

[aesthetically-meme-deactivated2]

The lack of music makes it 10x more brain-fucking

[sosuperawesome]

Funguise Figurines / Brooches

Wicked West on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Mushrooms tags

[woodland-sorcery]

These are sick

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lapetitelapinecoquine]

[memesandmylife]

posts to show myself when time traveling back to january

[beingatoaster]

me, a hopeless ace:

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[animalcrossingmemes]

[swarthyvillain]

“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”

— -Unknown English Teacher

[stopmakingfaces]

This is the reallest shit I’ve ever read.

[puyopuyo]

*pops this into your brand new playstation 5 and the disc drive starts dripping blood*