HE IS ENTERTAINER!!

James | 30 | ♂ | In America | nintendo fan | silver lining enjoyer | Dial SW-3452-3373-0143 to (nintendo) switch | can't shut up about your lie in april or the fragrant flower blooms with dignity

[gallade-x-treme]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to "hikaru nara" by goose house

[gallade-x-treme]

gurl chill if you get any more locked in someone might confuse you for a shadow pokemon 😭

[duhpikachu]

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.

[beejamas]

I keep seeing appreciation posts for people who take photos of their plushies in public so please enjoy Poppy enjoying a NIN concert

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[bepisode]

character requests

[cannibalchicken]

[anusgeorg]

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

[bepisode]

[bbyhog]

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

[pokkin]

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

[jame7t]

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[uncahier]

[slipping-into-madness]

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[hagiomoto]

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime