here's a lil gallavich ficlet inspired by this tweet:
Ian G has matched with Mickey M!
ian: Wow, no Hi or How are you?
mickey: this aint christian mingle
ian: [ian_gallagher_dick_pic_good_lighting.jpg]
Do you think you can handle me?
mickey: no fuckin way alien lookin mofo like u has a dick like that
ian: Flattery won’t get you anywhere, Mickey!
Just kidding yes it will 😌
Well I live with my siblings...
And they’re all home right now…
But I can meet you at your place, if that’s okay?
Where do you want to meet then?
mickey: u tell me westside
ian: I don’t live in the West Side! I’m in Canaryville, South Side!
mickey: fuck off u aint southside
ian: Why would I lie about where I live? 😮
mickey: go outside n scream
ian: Shouldn’t we save the foreplay for the bedroom?
ian: Wait I’ll do it hold on don’t go!!
mickey: … who sounds desperate now huh
meet at the dugouts in 10
ian: Outdoor sex? Ohh I’m down
Can’t wait to get my hands on your ass 🙂
better bring the heat red
ian: Don’t worry I will! See you soon!