Game Fac(t)s Council

Lore accurate video game fac(t)s. Find more fac(t)s on Twitter: https://twitter.com/gamefacscouncil

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Happy Pride Month!

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Spoiler alert! Beavers can actually breath underwater (real)

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Be on the lookout! This individual keeps LARPing as popular video game character Tony Hawk since the first Pro Skater game came out in 1999 and allegedly hasn't broken character once! Talk about sick!

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Radical news gamers! After JFK's head exploded, this guy is now the president. His name is LBJ, which is short for - that's right! - Long Backwards Jump 😎

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It wasn't hard to tell, but Kirby is the big spoon! This was eluded to in Kirby's Kitchen Crisis (2007) where Kirby only obtained spoon powers from spoons larger than he was. Councilor Pong-L

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Fun Fact: Doing this in real life hurts!

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Don’t you agree?

It could’ve been different.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Councilor GF-Energy… you did NOT get game fac signed off, do you even know Orthworm’s base speed? compared to bullet? hm? how could this happen, we have a process for a reason

Councilor Pong-L

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I put in a formal request to Orthworm before posting and I think that’s all I need.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Is there NO ORDER in these halls??? Councilor Pong-L

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Buerac

bu·reauc·ra·cy

/byo͝oˈräkrəsē/    

  Is literally so easy

I have gotten Orthworm’s approval once again with ease, within the halls of the council no less.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Don’t you agree?

It could’ve been different.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Councilor GF-Energy… you did NOT get game fac signed off, do you even know Orthworm’s base speed? compared to bullet? hm? how could this happen, we have a process for a reason

Councilor Pong-L

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I put in a formal request to Orthworm before posting and I think that’s all I need.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Is there NO ORDER in these halls??? Councilor Pong-L

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Don’t you agree?

It could’ve been different.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Councilor GF-Energy… you did NOT get game fac signed off, do you even know Orthworm’s base speed? compared to bullet? hm? how could this happen, we have a process for a reason

Councilor Pong-L

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I put in a formal request to Orthworm before posting and I think that’s all I need.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Don’t you agree?

It could’ve been different.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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Councilor GF-Energy... you did NOT get game fac signed off, do you even know Orthworm’s base speed? compared to bullet? hm? how could this happen, we have a process for a reason

Councilor Pong-L

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Don’t you agree?

It could’ve been different.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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I shouldn't be telling you this, but the miitopia port was almost going to be promoted as "Miitopia 2: Horse is here which makes it a new game" but they went against it because of how long the title was. Councilor Pong-L

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Absolutely disgusting! A recent autopsy report confirmed that Queen Elizabeth II died while playing Big Family Games on her golden Wii, when she could've been playing some good shit like Zack and Wiki.

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Halolujah!

He’s called Master Chief because he’s larger than the other Chiefs!

Example Below

-Councilor GF-Energy

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This munchable ain’t sh-

In a baffling stunt that ruffled a few Geneva conventions Nintendo allowed the unlicensed public to pilot the Heli-Cantaloopie as a promotional stunt for Munchables 2.

The slew of following lawsuits harshly ensured Muchables 3 would never hit the 3DS.

-Councilor GF-Energy

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It’s just how it is, A1 hasn’t been called steak sauce in a while due to the decline in popularity of steak in favor of chicken in the common household

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Wait hold on, what does A1 steak sauce have to do with video games? Who let this garbage get through?

-Councilor Agent J

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Bet you feel real stupid now -Councilor Pong-L