Mellow Drama

Rachel. I forget this exists and come back every few months or so.

[gameofaborderline]

I truly can’t stand when people think you not understanding something is you insulting their intelligence.

[gameofaborderline]

Tomorrow is my birthday and I kinda wish this was one of those things we didn’t celebrate in the US. I was always disappointed as a kid when I never got to celebrate how I wanted to and there have been very few birthdays I have spent how I wanted to, so I tell people now it’s no big deal because if I don’t get my hopes up, then I can’t be disappointed.

I know that’s messed up. Why am I like this?

[gameofaborderline]

Imagine having been on Tumblr since ye olden days and just now finding out Ghost has one!

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses… I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

[sweetpeawriter-tm]

Zootopia

[jotaillustrator]

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[modelsof-color]

Amal Tobi at Halpern SS 23

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[b0nkcreat]

dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing

[b0nkcreat]

thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you can exchange those for bonuses and points

[b0nkcreat]

At the spider store?

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

at the spider store yeah

[detectivehole]

children are the no.1 fan of alternative fashions. even beyond legitimate members of the subcultures. you'll never love your look more than some 9yo at the mall burning holes into your back with their stare while they build up the courage to tell you they like your spikes/frills/tattoos/etc.

[opentheyear]

on our way to brunch one sunday we passed a 8ish-y.o. kid who did a literal double take at my bestie in royal blue lipstick and blurted, "I LIKE YOUR MOUTH." compliments from kids are the best.

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[guiltiest-gear]

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

[torontofarmboi]

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

[sarahconnorjr]

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[forgetful-nerd]

Other people, explaining the motives of a moral grey character to justify why they’re their favorite characters:

Me: