[tastefullyoffensive]

(via amyschumersucks)

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[thotograph]

me: *has a stuffy nose*

me:

[jeanqrey]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s Tuesday, right? (via respectmyauth)

[deoxyribonucleichyperdimensio-d]

[block]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[yongmuney]

[untilwehavefaces-deactivated201]

When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

[little-wankenobi]

we have come full circle 

[malainastarling]

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

[may]

[susiethemoderator]

IF THIS WASNT THE REACH OF THE CENTURY.

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[legislacerator]

im at a point where i just don’t fucking care about anything. nickleback’s photograph came on the radio and i didn’t change the station. just sat there and listened to fucking nickleback. who gives a shit. we’re all going to die anyways

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[stupidsarah]

rough sex where you don’t have to worry about being quiet or anyone walking in on you and you can be 100% naked and open and loud as you want to be is where. it. is. fucking. at.

[allkindsofstuffnthangs-deactiva]

[mimilaschnief]

& then 🍁 ?