GOING ONLINE!

private + selective hana song / d.va.

[gamewins-blog]

❛ What do we need a mattress for? ❜

▷ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.

        ❛ Duh, that’s easy. There’s only one use for a mattress! You lay on it, and that’s what I intend to do. ❜ EVENTUALLY, that is. A common problem within the mech pilot community; seat cushioning. It lasts a long while, but nothing lasts forever. Eventually it starts to wear down, and then it feels like you’re sitting on a floor rather than a cloud.

        If it’s one thing Hana knew, it was how to be comfortable. Despite getting quality gaming merchandise and equipment from various sponsors back in her pro days, she almost always ended up sitting on a pillow of some kind by the end of the month.

        The same thing was happening with her mech, which was dangerous since it was a distraction. Before it got too bad, she would have to fix it herself, since the Korean government had to wait for the parts to come in.

        HER PLAN: stuff this mattress into the cockpit and somehow cut it out so it perfectly covered her seat, then tape it down. Assa, a comfortable cushion!

[gamewins-blog]

▷ WATERMELN.

                         because     you     can     easily     transfer     your     minecraft     vlog     playthrough     expertise     into     the     battlefield     without     toil .     i     so     clearly     understand     now .     ❝

        ❛ YEAH, WELL, Minecraft should hardly even be considered a real game.. I guess I should have said competitive games. And no, PvP servers don’t count! ❜

[gamewins-blog]

▷ WATERMELN.

@gamewins     LIKED     FOR     A     STARTER .

                         how     does     gaming     skills     translate     to     mech     and     battle     skills     ??     ❝

        A question she’s heard time and time again, her answer is practically prerecorded.  ❛ —— Easy; it just does! You’ll only really understand if you’re a gamer mech pilot yourself. ❜

[vaememes]

✧ ` / ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA PROMPTS.

triggering & nsfw themes are mildly present below.

❛ What’s up, bitches? ❜ ❛ Cat in the wall, eh? ❜ ❛ I know that game. ❜ ❛ Okay, now you’re talkin’ my language! ❜ ❛ Look at that door, dude. See that door there? ❜ ❛ The one marked “Pirate”? You think a pirate lives in there? ❜ ❛ What are you gonna do, hit him? ❜ ❛ Whoa, what’s with the spray paint, man? ❜ ❛ So what, you want a maid? ❜ ❛ Uhh, what’s with your outfit, man? ❜ ❛ Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper. ❜ ❛ It’s gonna go both ways, dude. Sorry. ❜ ❛ Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper? ❜ ❛ All right, well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere. ❜ ❛ This appears to be a piece of a credit card. ❜ ❛ How is that not specific to one of you? ❜ ❛ Is this wolf hair? ❜ ❛ I wish it was, man, but that’s inconclusive. ❜ ❛ What’s in there, what else? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you just write it down? ❜ ❛ God, you’re disgusting. A disgusting animal. ❜ ❛ You did your best, no hard feelings! ❜ ❛ You’re thirty-three years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active! ❜ ❛ What are you talking about now? ❜ ❛ We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. ❜ ❛ Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere… ❜ ❛ How much cheese is too much cheese? ❜ ❛ I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese. ❜ ❛ Does that calm you down? ❜ ❛ Where did you come from? ❜ ❛ That… that seems really dark. ❜ ❛ Why aren’t you understanding this? ❜ ❛ You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger. ❜ ❛ Well, don’t you look at me like that. ❜ ❛ What’s on the other side of it there? ❜ ❛ Your life is way more glamorous than what I was picturing. ❜ ❛ Now, help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass. ❜ ❛ I need some water. My mouth is dry. ❜ ❛ Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife? ❜ ❛ I suppose you have a problem with that, too? ❜ ❛ Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell’s going on over here? ❜ ❛ You know exactly what you’ve done, sir. ❜ ❛ Now, the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there. ❜ ❛ I need some trash to plug up the cut. ❜ ❛ I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head. ❜ ❛ I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! ❜ ❛ Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids. ❜ ❛ Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink. ❜ ❛ You want some insulin? ❜ ❛ No one’s in any danger! ❜ ❛ I feel like you’re not getting this at all! ❜ ❛ That’s not the issue… ❜ ❛ But it sounds like she/he doesn’t wanna have sex with you… ❜ ❛ You’re misunderstanding me, bro. ❜ ❛ What am I gonna do, say no? ❜ ❛ You had me going there for the first part. The second half kinda threw me. ❜ ❛ Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? ❜ ❛ What do we need a mattress for? ❜

[hnamura-deactivated20180822]

new d.va highlight intro –  selfie!

[gamewins-blog]

        hey hoes it’s angie with yet another blog yet again!!!!!!!! who Fucking knew bye ANYWAYS, if you wouldn’t mind interacting with an independent HANA SONG  /  D.VA, aka a former professional gamer whose job is now to pilot a mecha, please LIKE  /  REBLOG this post n i’ll check you out! 8) peace.

[mstrmagnolia]

You’re under arrest

[gamewins-blog]

        yeet... !