this can’t be all there is for me

em

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

bro do not make me think about two-headed calf by laura gilpin while i’m trying to pick up smoking hot babes 

[rosyish]

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

[plasticblisss]

mood: phoebe tonkin carrying flowers while looking depressed and annoyed

[grupaok]

Antonin Mercié/Adalbert Volk, Robert E. Lee Monument, Richmond, Virginia, 1890. Projection by Dustin Klein; photo by Alexis Delilah; spray paint improvement by the public, 2020.

[mens-rights-activia]

[nopostradio]

Yeah, how dare someone work for an amount of money they agreed to in advance?

[mens-rights-activia]

[shesnake]

Ellen Page & Alia Shawkat in Whip It (2009) dir. Drew Barrymore

[glossgender-deactivated20200405]

i am no longer baby i want power

[ginandweas]

this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

[humansofnewyork]

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

[titenoute]

[dicaeopolis]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

[dicaeopolis]

this is what i want

[dumbbadgerdeactivated-deactivat]

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[slayerage-deactivated20191115]

a Mood™

[1995lahaine]

[h-sad]

[soul-breeze-deactivated20190601]

April will be a positive month. New positive events will enter the life of many people and healing will take place. You might see positive surprises coming your way and have increased luck. This is a chance to replace old negative energies with new ones and let the new beneficial experiences take place.

[cheruib]

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth