gamzeedirk

i made a blog for gamzee/dirk dont fucking look at me

[freakyhumanshit]

As the result of a Skype conversation, I drew Gamzee fucking Dirk. shrug

[freakyhumanshit]

fic illustrations for “safe from harm” by  Elendraug

[capriciousstridersarecancerous]

For Your Health

Fandom: Homestuck

Ship: Dirk Strider/Gamzee Makara

triggers: sick sex, spoonfeeding, gentle sex, oral sex, 69

plot: Gamzee has been bedridden sick for days and finally breaks down, asking his best friend and object of his affections Dirk Strider for help. The blond is more than willing to cuddle with his sick bro.

This is part of the Every Precious Little Second AU. We WILL answer asks, make art, and drabbles for the ASKS we get about this AU.

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[gomzimaraca]

[gomzimaraca]

I’ll love you always Dirk ♥

[gomzimaraca]

Happy one month Dirk. I love you.

[mikechampa]

[2:38:40 AM] Dirk: sedhtguskhik [2:38:42 AM] Dirk: we are the bEST [2:38:53 AM] Dirk: … gUYS EVERYONE [2:38:56 AM] Dirk: SHOULD DRAW uu PORN [2:38:59 AM] Dirk: uu wants porn [2:39:03 AM] bro (⊙‿⊙✿): OK HOLD PLS

[mikechampa]

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i did this from memory

which is why everything is inaccurate.

[capriciousstridersarecancerous]

You Bleed Just to Know You're Alive

Fandom: Homestuck

Ship: Gamzee Makara/Dirk Strider

triggers: daddykink, xenobiology, human/troll relationship, trolls in heat, masturbation, control swap, self-penetration, sex

plot: Having an incredibly successful matespritship, Dirk and Gamzee have never been happier. The troll and human actively participate in sexual roleplay as a healthy mix of “Daddy” and “little boy” as well as “master” and “slave”. There is a very fine balance in their relationship, both focusing on the trust the other has in them to make it work. Dave, having always had Dirk and Karkat, Gamzee’s moirail, to himself, he becomes almost seethingly jealous of his kismesis and starts taking it out on the clown during their romps. Is Dave only jealous, or are there other underlying problems behind those dark aviators?

Chapter 1.

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[gamzeedirk]

This pairing needs more love

i know what is wrong with people

[askgamzeeanddirk-blog]

TC:AsK aWaY :o) ((Hey Gamzee here!This is just a sketch because sadly,I’m not able to use my tablet till Friday.))

[berligelin]

OMG so a long time ago i wrote a ridiculous Gamzee x trickster!Dirk fic for my friends and now they want me to put it on the tumblr so jeeeez here we go read at your own risk

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HHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

HAHA

[gamzeedirk]

What's a crack ship?

my personal fav is mitt romney/madoka

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dirk and i will put up our rap soon

[ask-honl-beets-blog]

honl

[hcpunkstuck]

Alright, let’s start with finding out what Dirk is up to…

Looks like he’s talking to the owner of Miracle Tattoos.

Next post, Jane~