GamzeeDirk

Dirk and Gamzee answers your question. Go ahead and ask ANYTHING!

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Sooo.... I don't know. I feel like me and Gamz should like, one night, like, each of us record some shit or something and make some random ass video. I don't know.... Any ideas? Gamz, I want your input, too!!!!!

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This Troll Should Have Stuck At Home (There is a large anime convention at our hotel. During these conventions, many guests dress up as their favorite characters. Some even go all-out and will wear body paint or mascot suits, carry fake weapons, etc. Even during these conventions, non-convention goers stay in the hotel. I am working the front desk and am approached by a very angry guest.) Me: “How may I help you today?” Guest: “Kick these d***ed freaks out of this hotel! They’re disturbing my children!” Me: “I’m very sorry, ma’am. The event is already going on, and all of these people have paid to attend.” Guest: “They’re disturbing my children! They have weapons! They’re dangerous freaks!” Me: “We wouldn’t allow real weapons on the convention floor. All weapons have been checked, and all of them are props. I can assure you that no one here will harm your children with their weapons.” Guest: “You’re lying! You’re just covering up for this… cult! It’s a cult of dangerous freaks with weapons!” Me: “Ma’am, there is no cult activity.” Guest: “If it’s not a cult, then why are they painted grey? And why are they wearing devil horns? They’re the headmasters of the cult!” *motions to a nearby group in costume* Me: “They’re in costumes. This is an anime convention. Many people dress up in costumes. That group is dressed up as characters from [popular webcomic]. They’re not a cult.” Guest: “You’re lying! They’re a devil-worshipping cult! They’re going to wait until midnight, then sacrifice all the virgins to Satan!” Me: “Actually, the only thing happening at midnight tonight is the convention’s dance.” Guest: “A dance with the devil! You even admitted it! They’re a cult of devil-worshippers!” Me: “I never said that.” Guest: “And them, over there! In the animal costumes!” *motions to a group of people in mascot suits* “They’re going to perform strange sex acts on innocent people at the cult meeting tonight! How dare you let this happen?!” Me: “Ma’am, if you would listen to me—” (There is now a long line of people waiting to be helped behind her, most of whom look upset with the way this guest is talking.) Guest: *turns around to the people in line* “Don’t check into this hotel! They let crazy cults of devil-worshippers bring weapons in to sacrifice virgins and then have sex!” *runs off* Next Guest in line: “…Heh. Normal people are funny. Can I please have some extra towels?”

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

TC: HeH wElL i WoUlD sAy My MoThERfUcKiNg OnE wHeElEd DeViCe :o)

TT:My shades of course, they might type and think,but I programed them to do that.

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 Dirk Voice Headcanon

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Headcanon: Dirk raps Double Time LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING GOD.

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holy shit that’s impressive

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SHIT SON

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I’M FUCKING 

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ALRIGHT

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SCREAMING

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I CAN’T

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TC:AsK aWaY :o) ((Hey Gamzee here!This is just a sketch because sadly,I'm not able to use my tablet till Friday.))

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I WROTE JOHNDAVE SADSTUCK </3

    You nearly dropped your cell phone. You were speechless.         And it wasn’t often that you were speechless.         “Hello?” the nurse said.         “I, uh…” You clear your throat. “I’m here. Sorry.”         You didn’t want to listen to anything else the nurse had to say to you. Nothing she said could give you hope, make you feel better. She already gave you the worse news you could ever hear.         You pinched yourself, hoping it was just a nightmare. Nope. You were wide awake. Fuck.

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