The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two feet

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The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two feet
The worst part about tentacle porn is you only have two hands
#tentacleporn
Christopher Eccleston in Shallow Grave (1994)
ENDLESS EWAN McGREGOR (3/∞)
Actually wait hold on what about Vergil? What about HIS pp? I can’t just not know Itsuno please his penis is mysterious and I must have it solved
I’m disappointed I’m not the first person to think of the hashtag
Rishi Sunak? More like Rishi New Sack. Cause I be sucking on his BALLS so hard that he’s gonna need a new ballsack after I’m done with him.
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
But I’d settle for a VERY greasy man too
Call my shawty dumbledore cause she the head master
You’re my buddy, sure, but cum patriot? Yeah I don’t think so.
Why don’t people ask good questions to boring people? Like why are would you rathers so rare? I just want to contemplate things I would never think to and I’m not given enough opportunities. I thought up some for all of you.
People who skip intros to TV shows when given the option: Why do you? Did one show’s intro ruin intros for other shows by being so much better than all of them? Are you just a very anxious person?
People whose phones die all of the time: What’s your favorite bit of your phone dying? Is it that you have a believable excuse to get off of the phone when you’re bored? Is it that you’re forced to take a social media break? Is it that whatever person tracks your location is unable to?
People who speak English as a second language: What do you think the prettiest word? What about the ugliest? Why did you have to/want to learn a language?
I’m so tired
Oh you can’t play an instrument? Do you even know what a Dsus chord is? Is your favorite musician Ed Sheeran? What’s it like listening to music and enjoying it?
Why are people freaking out over “Steamboat Willy” becoming public domain? I mean I watched the whole thing shit’s mad boring. I truly can’t understand how it wasn’t free to begin with.
reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
If you scroll past this
I am going to assume
your name is Ashley.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Anyone who says “inexplicably” is a bad storyteller.
“Rakishly handsome?” What are you going to do to my rake?
It makes me sad that the best Doritos have already been invented.
BLACK RAINBOWS POLL OUT! THE 5 PEOPLE THAT LIKE THIS SONG, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!
What is happening in Black Rainbows?
IDK???? nice music (I have no clue either)
take me back
to funkeh toownn
stella and Simon are going to hawaii
stella and Simon are at hawaii
they're going to hawaii then they're there
Simon is casting a spell to go back in time / revive Stella
other (TELL ME IN THE TAGS THIS IS A THREAT)
I have no idea. This is the most hated miracle musical song I fear
TO THE PEOPLE PRESSING OTHER ON MY POLLS AND NOT TELLING ME WHAT IT IS, I AM IN YOUR WALLS. I LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THEORIES
I always saw it as them on a first date/ starting dating. Setting up for them falling in love in the next song.