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Rgalo ko Bday ko! What a lonesome bday...

Miss ko si Ming Ming...

"...no matter where you live, the biggest defect we human beings have is our shortsightedness. We don't see what we could be. We should be looking at our potential, stretching ourselves into everything we can be come." MS

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!

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I love my Doctor !!!

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -- Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other -- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! What a Ride!'

AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. And learn a new language. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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DAGTANG LASON

***One time nasa FX ako tapos narinig ko to, tawa ko ng tawa hanapin nyo at pakinggan nyo kulit!***

Mga tambay lang kami sawa sa babae May mga babaeng manloloko Pineperahan lang kami Kaya ngayon bakla na lang ang aming iibigin Masarap magmahal ang bakla Ohh kay sarap... damhin

Sinisubulan ang puso ko laging sugatan Sineseryoso ko bakit ako ang iniwanan Kaya ngayan nagising na ko sa Katotohanan na lolokohin lang kami Ng mga kababaihan

Kaya ngayon napagpasyahan Na bakla ang aking iibigin At ipapadama ko na himig na aking Damdamin sa kanya Oo nga! At hindi sa isang babae Dahil ang puso ko ay kanilang sinabutahe Para bang ako'y isang laruan

Na tinapaktapakan pagkatapos Pagsawaan kanilang tatalikuran It's so unfair kaya bakla na lang Ang iibigin kaya ngayon pakingan niyo Para sa inyo 'tong awitin.

Hinanakit sa babae ang dahilan Kung bakit nagmahal ako ng tulad niya Kahit siya ay pangit At di niya pinagkait at sakin di lumapit Kyan hanggang ngayon virgin pa ang aking pwit At alam ko naming wala akong kahati

Di ko siya mabubuntis Pagkat pareho kami ng ari. Grabe! Buong buhay niya ay sa akin binigay Lahat-lahat kanyang inalay Basta wag lang akong mawalay sa kanya Di na kita iiwan kahit na ika'y bakla Basta tiwala mo sa akin sing kinang Ng tala at totoo. Relasyon natin ay parang ginto Mahal kita wag lang sana kong magkatulo.

Na sulat ko ang kantang to dahil sa galit Pagkat sa tuwing nagmamahal Puso ko'y napupunit Ginawa ko naman ang lahat Sa kanya inilaan Binigay ang nais na luho Pati ang aking katawan.

Pero kapalit nito ay isa palang kataksilan At nagawa pa niya na ako'y pagtawanan Kaya ngayon si Len Jack Ay labis ang pag-iyak Puso ko'y parang nasagasaan Ng limang milyong truck.

Siya ay simpleng tumatak Ang sakit ng natamo Kaya nagdesisyon tuloy ang puso na laging bigo Na bakla na lang ang iibigin ko Di na ko masasaktan nagkapera pa ako.

Isang bakla ang iibigin habang buhay Sa kanya ko lang inalay ang puso kong makulay Siya ang nagbigay ng tawa at saya Pag-ibig kong ito sa kanya lang Lumigaya kesa sa GF ko Na wala namang pake

Nagmahal ako sa kanya ng wala ng silbi Kaya sa isang bakla ako ay nagmahal Kahit sa ibang girl pag-ibig ko ay matumal Kahit karumaldumal pa ang kanyang pagmumukha Basta wag niya lang akong gawing kaawaawa Kaya sa bigo, sa mga babae diyan Umibig ng bakla nakakalat lang yan diyan

Ayoko ng umibig ng kahit na sino pa Kasi ako sa'yo ay okey na At ako'y sa'yo na Basta yung responsibility ay wag limutin Wala kang ibang gagawin Kundi ako'y pasayahin, ako sa'yo ay happy Kasi lagi akong busog Hindi mo ako ginugutom

'Cause takot kang mabugbog Sa buhay ko ikaw ang pumapapel na yaya Pero kahit ganun hndi pagpapalit sa iba Pero wag kang umasa na sa'kin ka maka-isa Bago tayo magtabi sa kama magpa-opera Oh di ba hi-tech? Tayo ay modern na lover Pag dumukit ka sa'kin sisigaw ako holdaper!

Mga tambay lang kami sawa sa babae May mga babaeng manloloko Pineperahan lang kami Kaya ngayon bakla na lang ang aming iibigin Masarap magmahal ang bakla Oh kay sarap damhin

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SHIT!

despite everything...as in lahat lahat na...bkit ganun...namimis ko pa rin xa... BULLSHIT!

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