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My friend in Venezuela needs your help!!

the situation there is dire, the workers at the shipping docks have been STEALING food and supplies that were sent to Venezuelans and filling them back up with dirt and rocks !!

The Venezuelan government is also burning supplies and food sent by the USA so the people starve and go without!!

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🚨🚨 I AM ALSO OPENING ART COMMISSIONS, AND DONATING ALL MY MONEY FROM ART TO THIS PERSON 🚨🚨

THANK YOU!

coxgitando

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

#haven't done much on here oof

idunnohaveameme

🎃Anonymously suggest my muse a costume for Halloween!👻

musingmeme-blog

random starters from “ the office ”

001. ❛ i have very little patience for stupidity . ❜

002. ❛ this is the worst ! you are the worst ! ❜

003. ❛ I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF ! ❜

004. ❛ sorry i annoyed you with my friendship . ❜

005. ❛ before i do anything , i ask myself “ would an idiot do that ” ? ❜

006. ❛ if i don’t have some cake soon , i might die . ❜

007. ❛ saw inception . or at least i dreamt i did . ❜

008. ❛ cool beans , man . ❜

009. ❛ i hate looking at your face . ❜

010. ❛ i wanna be wined , dined , and 69ed . ❜

011. ❛ i am running away from my responsibilites ! ❜

012. ❛ it’s britney bitch and i’m back . ❜

013. ❛ it took me so long to do so many important things . ❜

014. ❛ OH MY GOD ! okay , it’s happening .❜

015. ❛ i’m keeping a list of people who’ve wronged me . ❜

016. ❛ you are a professional idiot . ❜

017. ❛ well you are boner-ific . ❜

018. ❛ i am beyonce , always . ❜

019. ❛ WHERE ARE THE TURTLES ?! ❜

020. ❛ only thing that can make this day better is ice cream . ❜

021. ❛ i’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow . ❜

022. ❛ i just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs . ❜

023. ❛ should have burned this place down when i had the chance . ❜

024. ❛ i’m an early bird and a night owl ! ❜

025. ❛ any man who says he totally understands women is a fool . ❜

026. ❛ women cannot resist a man singing showtunes ! ❜

027. ❛ i love the smell of bacon on women ! ❜

028. ❛ why are you the way that you are ? ❜

029. ❛ occasionally , i’ll hit somebody with a car . so sue me . ❜

030. ❛ congratulations , universes , you win . ❜

031. ❛ i want you to think about it long and hard . ❜

032. ❛ we’re all homos . . . homosapiens . ❜

033. ❛ no one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me . ❜

034. ❛ would i rather be loved or feared ? easy . both . i want people to be afraid of how much they love me . ❜

035. ❛ i just want to eat . ❜

036. ❛ i am not to be truffled with . ❜

037. ❛ STAY FUCKING CALM ! ❜

038. ❛ welcome back jerky jerk face . ❜

039. ❛ now exactly how much pot did you smoke ? ❜

040. ❛ that’s what she said . ❜

gaozu

Reblog for a starter

#while i'm drafting the reply i owe i'll take a few more of these.

gaozu

Calmly, with his wings folded into his sleeves, he stated:

“ You think I have not thought of such a featー”

A fwoosh as he dramatically opened his red hand fan and paused, before he… well, began to fan himself.

“ But I have! You see, I have an addition to these amazingly flammable chopsticks. Tis a small handle with a hallow tunnel to catch the falling ashes. ”

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“You may be dainty and coordinated enough to catch ash in that narrow tunnel while eating, but I doubt everyone does.”

She wondered what scrolls would tell of him. Some rulers hang their subjects, some burn them at the stake.

This one gives them flammable chopsticks.

The fan actually makes her chuckle.

“Your crest is half singed, your lordship.” The title said with just a hint of sarcasm.

gaozu

And another dramatic fwoosh as he closed the hand fan with a brief flick of his wrist.

❝ You have a point. ❞

His words were flat and mildly irked at the idea of an unsolved set back.

A Moment of silence falling between the two, before he spontaneously shot a feathered finger into the air.

❝ Balance! Say that again, my dear! ❞

#;; ー medic !! do these slippers look to bold to you? ( shuai )#oh no #big ol oof

❝ When in doubt, be iconic. ❞

#;; 🎆 ー It's called fashion sweetie ( Open Starter )#* steals Emilias quotes *#whoaow lookie here #this icon makes it seem like hes trying to be v inspirational

Calmly, with his wings folded into his sleeves, he stated:

" You think I have not thought of such a featー"

A fwoosh as he dramatically opened his red hand fan and paused, before he... well, began to fan himself.

" But I have! You see, I have an addition to these amazingly flammable chopsticks. Tis a small handle with a hallow tunnel to catch the falling ashes. "

#he's basically just Emilia Fart from youtube ok #;; ー MEDIC !! Do these slippers look to bold to you? ( SHUAI )

gaozu

@wanderingmnemosyne

❝ Oh darling, it was a harmless flop, you seeー ❞

He stood, soot masking his feathers in a powder of failure;; surly it was from his usual pyro-shenanigans. Of which, were the soul cause of his constant presence amongst the medic.

❝ Every attempt can’t be a success. No person, or pair of flamboyant chopsticks can be perfect. ❞

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Shuai’s eyes watered. Not because of emotional empathy over his plight, but because the soot and sizzling edge to his probably expensive robes were making her eyeballs string.

“It’s not the flop that concerns me. You are on fire right now.”

Heavens, preserve her from these eccentric birds.

“You’re telling me that this time you put something on fire near your beak … deliberately?”

gaozu

❝ Well, mad'am, how else am I to test eatery fashioned from sparklers? ❞

He inquired this... as if it were within the normal spectrum of daily conversations. His nonchalantness overbared the situation, as he proceeded to ignore the tiny ember atop his feathered head.

❝ This era, is a new era. And might I say, no silver is more exquisite than a vibrate flame atop your chopsticks. Fancy metals are soon to be a cleché of the past. Not to meantion, love, that sparklers do not discriminate financial status. ❞

#gaozu: no one should go without. even if its just glamorous.#;; MEDIC !!ー do these slippers look too bold? ( SHUAI )

@wanderingmnemosyne

❝ Oh darling, it was a harmless flop, you seeー ❞

He stood, soot masking his feathers in a powder of failure;; surly it was from his usual pyro-shenanigans. Of which, were the soul cause of his constant presence amongst the medic.

❝ Every attempt can't be a success. No person, or pair of flamboyant chopsticks can be perfect. ❞

#he used sparklers as chopsticks #;; MEDIC!! ー Do these slippers look too bold to you? ( Shuai )#btw everyone gets a really dumb tag on my bloggo haha

⁌ Throwback to that CAH game where Gaozu lost all the taxpayer money and his advisor had to win it back. ⁍

#;; 🎆ー with a boastrous boom !! ( mun post ) -#yeah that... actually happened.#sadly i believe the game ended before we could find out if she actually got that money back.#it's canon to this blog; though.#fun fact: gaozu has a gambling problem.

gaozu

Reblog for a starter

#;; why is there joy in this poison? ( s t a r t e r t a g )#this is selective

kciii

*;; Honestly, we all have secrets. Some of us choose not to share them, but, I’m working on trying to be more true and honest to myself. And part of that practice is to shout ( post ) things that I really dont want people to know out in public. So, there’s something that I feel like, if I say it, it will stop weighing me down. So here we go, I’m about to

~º* Expose myself *º~

A while ago– maybe back in February, I made some vauge and toxic posts about how I felt some people where talking about me behind my back, I did not name drop in the posts but some of you ( Who are exposed to my horrendous over-the-phone rantings ) may know the exact two people I had in mind.

They were not the problem. And probably haven’t even had the idea of me pass their minds before.

I have extreme anxiety and self doubt, and I constantly seek validation because I’m trash. And sometimes that gets very ugly, I start to assume things like “ This person didn’t reblog my promo but reblogged other people’s promo so they absolutly must hate me and there is no other explanation than that they want to rip out my throat and shove pop-cycle sticks in my eye holes.”

~ But *

that’s not true.

Truth is, they probably didnt reblog it because they didn’t see it. Or, hey, maybe they didn’t follow me, maybe they did follow me but was busy taking their little sister Stella out to ballet on Tuesday and really didn’t feel like dealing with Tumblr AND a ballet teacher in one day. I. Don’t. Know. Point is, there are plenty of other reasons out there that explain why someone does or doesn’t do something but my mind

My mind, you see

Loves to do this thing where it goes “ Oh, Pon, they hate you, bitch. 💅 Pon, bitch, you have done some ATROCITY and they know about it. And they hate you for it, bitch. ” and I panic.

It also did not help that I really sought validation from this specific person, so things got ugly, quick.

Every little thing that they did, I automatically took it way too personally and ended up attacking them over it.

👏 Because Pon, bitch, is stupid, okay?

Does any of this justify what I did?

`*~ No ~*`

So what’s the point of this post of unsolited ramblings? I don’t know, maybe I want them to see this and understand that I was and am a mess that’s trying to do better, now. Or maybe I want to fling this into the void without a mask on to show people that I was a horrible person. Maybe I just want to get it off my chest

I don’t know

But, what I do know, is that I don’t know what other people think. And that they probably dont even care. Hahha, they don’t care, so why am I worried about what someone thinks- I don’t even know this person, they didn’t care and thats !! Refreshing that I didn’t have to worry about what they thought ™ but I did anyway, and got super paranoid. And I made

A mistake ~*

Does that make me awful? Yes and no. But I’m addressing it now to this open following of two hundred something people because I need to bring this issue that absolutly none of you knew about to light so that

You guys know I done picked a whole bouquet of woopsie daisies.

And that’s cool, that’s fine. Whatever, but honestly I think that I’ll feel so much better once I hit that post button. That or I’ll immensely regret how cringy I am for

Exposing myself *º~

I’m not hitting ’ read more ’ because I’ll be hiding text and that defeats the purpose of exposing a bitch. But I will tag it as a long post.

#I should reblog this on my other blogs #self reblog #long post #I. was thinking but im too lazy to log out #so here