in the static

they/he // forever struggling // art account is @artofpiju 💮 I reblog stuff here // my tag is a mess // birds, fantasy, horror, and things that tickles my funny bone // the type of guy who will sneak in sourdough starter in their every baked goods // in HR🏒🏳️‍🌈 era // header is from reverse 1999

[nitw]

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[pierogiy]

first time drawing either of them, somehow

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[gapiju]

Watched the backrooms. That was certainly a fucking ride

[mina-logan]

Get loved idiot. 🫧

[anxeious]

[cloudabserk]

need a hug

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[snototter]

A polar bear (Ursus maritimus) feeding on a walrus carcass in Svalbard, Norway

by Tim Melling

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[sanctus-ingenium]

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