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george: i want a man who would hate me for what i am jerry

jerry: hate you?

george: hate me! i want a man who would leave me if i told him my deepest, darkest secrets! like i would leave him in a situation where our positions were reversed baby!

jerry: come on george, is it that bad?

george: you wanna know what my WILDEST sexual dream is?

jerry: oh don’t tell me that!

george: in my wildest sexual dreams i dream that im watching porn, but there’s too much sunlight jerry! i can’t see anything with any amount of clarity!

jerry: well you gotta have clarity

george: must have clarity!

jerry: otherwise you can never feel

george: i never feel, jerry!

jerry: never feel?

george: NEVER FEEL! i was cut open, and now i can never feel

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Jackie, Dressed In Cobras | The New Pornographers

#i feel just like my dorky literature teacher from highschool who got overly excited about rethorical devices (he was a real one)#when i listen to this one #sounds

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a pop up ad from a pirating site just redirected me to a youtube video of a puppy eating cabages in a cabage patch. im the luckiest girl alive

#personal

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Eduard Gübelin. Bhutan, Action in the bazaar of Thimphu, circa 1970.

#a

it's always some bullshit like "the lost art of hanging out" this and "we need to bring back bullying" that. when what needs to make a comeback for real is slapping people

#a casual slap between peers is worth a thousand face to face words and like. an infitity of texts and more bc texting is a worthless pursuit #thing

there's this swiss woman i work with in intrnational projetcs who is cold and "mean" and scary according to everyone else i work with because she doesn't really smile or laugh and when she gives notes on stuff she is the kind of person to just make a note on an entire section of a document just saying "no" with no further comment and she doesn't sugarcoat anything... most direct feedback giver i've ever seen in my life. and from day one i was like omg i love her she's such a real one. my love for ""unlikeable"" women is forever... i find her very charming and likeable actually. if im honest everytime we've had some sort of conference and she's attended in person im a little bit like omg hiiiii. she's so cool to me i forget she's blonde and everything. being a hardass is the most important thing you can be in this life. also ive had conversations with her in between meetings and stuff and she's literally nice

#it's a tough line to walk sometimes liking supposedly unlikeable dickish women while also being of sound mind and not to be fucked with #but well call me johnny cash bc im walking it #personal

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I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

#also because i feel lesbians are left by the wayside on these things bc we have less dv and all #dont become financially dependent on your wives or girlfriends either. for the love of god #if i had a nickel for every gay woman who has said how hard it is to deal w that bc everyone pretends it doesn't exists #as to not give ammunition to homophobia id actually have decent pocket money

i like it when someone with a catalan name is referred to by an english speaker by their last name out of respect but they use the second last name because they assume the first last name is actually just a second name. accidentally feminist

#thing