kneel on my arrival

im aradia megido royal bodyguard extraordinara an if you have somethin important to say then speak quickly i dont like to waste time M!A: None. [Independent violet!Aradia. Read my about pages first. Click post to see my tags.]

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

It never hurts to be sure.

I’ve never had the chance to devour a troll as of yet.

[gardesducorps]

hell id consider it a fine date really

theyre pretty good if im goin to be honest kind a tough with the skin

[gardesducorps]

so much shoutin on my dash

[jadedgrimoire-deactivated201607]

Don’t Fret, It Wasn’t.

I’m Wonderful Actually. I Acquired Some Rare Gemstones From A Friend Today.

How About You? How Has Your Day Gone?

[gardesducorps]

gemstones? what type a gemstones?

an busy as hell been runnin errands like mad all day long

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

Instead of poking around inside your head, you could join me for a swim one day? If you feel comfortable with it, of course.

If at any point, you receive reports of blackened lussi initiating a massacre, you will know it is my handiwork.

[gardesducorps]

i told you i wasnt afraid i wouldnt mind to whenever i have some time off a course

comin to my own timeline huh? well i welcome you to it have fun thats not my department

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

It highly depends on your definition of a fun time.

Does your work keep you busy all the time?

I suppose I should let my darlings exercise and feast. It has been a while.

[gardesducorps]

true an most a the time i dont stray too far when off duty really

you should what else do you have to do?

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

Would you like me to know of it?

They have their own charms. The beaches are especially calming at night. The sounds of the crashing waves, the call to return to the ocean. It is wondrous.

I haven’t had my share of death in so long.

[gardesducorps]

rootin through someones head seems like somethin you do not on the first meetin

i understand that i dont get to hit the ocean as often as id like anymore

hit up any troll planet theyre plenty a worthless ones runnin amuck 

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

I reside in the darkest part of the mind. Where the vilest thoughts are given form and where the beasts of yore scream in anguish and despair.

Occasionally I simply reside in a brothel or at the beach. The ocean is rather calming, you see.

Like I said, I understand wholeheartedly. Your job sounds so exciting.

[gardesducorps]

well i guess you should know everythin vile an dark about me then huh?

both a those are also nice places i tend to prefer the beaches though theyre a lot more relaxin to me

a course it is lots a blood an death i really enjoy it

[jadedgrimoire-deactivated201607]

Kanaya Maryam

A Pleasure To Meet A Troll So High

In The Spectrum

[gardesducorps]

im sure thats sarcastic but i dont really care either way

whats up with you?

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

tumblr hack: unfollow everyone except me for a perfect dash

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

More or less.

Tell me more of your security detail. K can understand if you do not wish to divulge information however. Have you ever encountered a security breach?

[gardesducorps]

so why dont you tell me about where you reside? 

im not goin to give you too much considerin i dont know if youre tech savvy or wantin to push things and attempt somethin so ill leave that there but yeah a course any good guard does it never lasts long though i slaughter trolls who get in my way

[gardesducorps]

jadedgrimoire started following you

eh im feelin nice so ill be pleasant to even a midblood aradia megido an you are?

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

Hardly.

Unless you prefer a mundane version of twenty questions.

That must be nice. Are you the best at it?

[gardesducorps]

pretty much what we are doin now 

a course im one a the few that personally guard the young empress herself i run the guard around her as well an make sure security is top notch at all possible times

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

We’ll see how it goes then.

Less about me, more about you. How long have you been a bodyguard? Do you enjoy it?

[gardesducorps]

shy about yourself? im doubtin that but alright

yeah i love it with all a my bein i was hand picked when i was young to be raised an trained for this role an im damn good at it

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

Hello, Aradia.

Horrorterror tentacles.

[gardesducorps]

well cant say ive fooled with one a you before  but im not afraid either

[chaosamalgamate-deactivated2016]

@gardesducorps

Did you come for the tentacles too? Hello. My name is Rosaline.

[gardesducorps]

well considerin ive dated across the board a magic beins it wouldnt be a first

im aradia  royal bodyguard yada yada yada

what kind a tentacles are we talkin?

[gargoylegrrrl]

im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no

[gardesducorps]

i want to fight someone on my dash