May the booty get fatter and the stomach get flatter. Amen.

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May the booty get fatter and the stomach get flatter. Amen.
I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time
John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice
College/Grad School Tip: Smile at your peers while they’re giving presentations. I know that class presentations can be boring to sit through, but presentations are always hard to give even if you’re an experienced public speaker. One friendly face can make the whole crowd seem more open and help people feel more confidence. We’re all experiencing academia together, so let’s all support each other.
Everyone tried to straighten Rami Malek’s tie, but…
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
I have stretch marks.
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishment
OVER IT.
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