No Rest for the Self-Destructive @garideth - Tumblr Blog

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.

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I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

theseancequeen

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

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capskat26

a (now former) coworker at my last job’s first impression with me was a MAJOR red flag like this

she noticed the tattoo on my arm i have in memory of my cat who had passed a few years earlier, and as soon as i started waxing poetic about how she was the sweetest kitty, interrupted me to rant about how much they HATED cats and that they’re the WORST ANIMALS EVER. and i just….. never spoke to them outside of work-related manners again.

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Embroidered Patches

Embroidery Moks on Etsy

izzy-hands

If I were to say to you that, I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost… Then I would reply that, I am a stranger traveling from the West, it is I whom you seek.

cathemeralcoelocanth

Why didn’t they kiss at least once?

99-cent-arizona-tea

You’re asking the right questions.

cathemeralcoelocanth

Because Evie, Ardeth, and Rick would be THE bisexual poly thruple and the power of their sheer combined hotness would have left Imhotep powerless and hence no movie.

pocketss

cricket finds compliments very alarming

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jagermortis-deactivated20200817

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

eilti

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

This healed me….

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explodingchantry

i love making chantries rightfully explode and freeing my fellow mages

bunchun

Lilo&Stitch reference

stellarfoam

[ image id: a four panel comic of caduceus, the wildmother, and the mighty nein drawn in reference to the movie ‘lilo and stitch.’ in the first panel, caduceus sits in a dilapadated house praying, “I need someone to be my friend.” the wildmother peers around a broken wall to watch caduceus as he continues, “maybe send me an angel” the wildmother presses her back to the wall, a wistful and concerned expression on her face. caduceus ends the prayer with, “the nicest angel you have.” the fourth panel shows caleb, nott, and beau clambering over the fence looking half-feral and very determined. the caption reads, “[m9 climbing the fence.]” /end id ]

nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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langernameohnebedeutung

A movie full of historical inaccuracies. But it’s filmed about our modern-day times as if it’s from the future. The fashion is all over the place from the 60s to our modern-day style. There’s a little newspaper boy waving an iPad shouting: “Hot Take! Fresh Hot Takes!”, self-flying cars that look like they’re from the 80s. Everyone is typing messages on giant 90s phones. The moon-landing is constantly mentioned as if it’s a big deal in everyone’s every-day life because The Future Film-makers don’t understand that 50 years were a long time in the past too, meanwhile someone is like: “But we will never reach Mars” while talking directly into the camera. A woman is president of the United States.

mearchy

i feel like now is the time to start passing around that post again about how ao3 does netflix levels of data serving and stores library-of-congress amounts of information on an absolutely insane shoestring budget and when people get pissed off about the otw raising more money than they need that they "couldn't use" it just shows they don't know shit about how unbelievably expensive it is to run something like the archive (+ all the legal advocacy/open doors projects/etc)...