I am a monument to all your sins

[garlic-sauc3]

garlic

it/its, dude/guy

i like kings quest, transformers, and comics. rn im into ace attorney, bbc merlin, and ddlc. im a big fujoshi so sorry for that. my ao3 is garlic_sauc3

if you have a request for a gifset, fic, art, video edit, etc; feel free to ask, ill most likely do it

discord is garlic_sauc3. server

my ninjago discord server

[garlic-sauc3]

batman has got to be the dumbest mii i have made so far

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[garlic-sauc3]

when all the mutuals get updates about their favorite shows or games and i only get into long dead fandoms

[segamascott]

[some-pers0n]

Sometimes a cast of characters in a book or whatever is implied to be overwhelmingly white as that's just assumed to be the "default" so fandoms will take it upon themselves to do colour-blind casting to make it more diverse, but they haven't quite learned racist/colourist stereotypes and archetypes so now we've got people just doing. god I don't even know how to describe it. It's just bad

[some-pers0n]

[catchymemes]

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[garlic-sauc3]

i like getting anons a lot actually. makes me feel worth talking to y'know

[garlic-sauc3]

Point Break (1991) dir. Kathryn Bigelow | Reaganomics by Lemon Demon

[garlic-sauc3]

ehy is everyone kn my island talking about monika

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[garlic-sauc3]

guy who is playing kings quest voice. i miss kings quest

[garlic-sauc3]

chekovs bell

[garlic-sauc3]

doctors love to be late to appointments

[garlic-sauc3]

i tried to play ddlc yesterday and it literally glitched and i couldnt play lmao.