failed blogger dies in tragic jerk-off accident

[incarceratedgirl]

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

[wosp-reactivated]

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[2mo3cm-man]

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[videolottery]

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

[humiliationvictim]

It never ends

[escuerzoresucitado]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Peace and love on planet earth

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[ngalitzine]

MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001) dir. David Lynch

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

[maclen100-deactivated20230619]

“John: I’m just trying to ask, do you want it back, Paul? I’m just asking do I want it back, whatever it is. Enough. And if it is enough, I’d have to swallow me ego for you. I’d have to smother me jealousy for you, to carry on for whatever reason there is. I can’t–I’m not putting any blame on you for suddenly realizing it, see, because it was my game, you know. It might have been masochistic, but the goal was still the same: self-preservation. And I knew what I liked about that. Paul: I know, I know that this thing–I feel whatever is it that you have– John: I feel that you have. Because suddenly you’ve got it all, you see. I know that–because of the way I am, at Mendips and I said ‘do you like me?’ or whatever it is. I’ve always um, played that one.”

— Audio recording of John and Paul during the Get Back sessions, discussing the furture of the Beatles.

[badassdemonsword]

They always do this when they hear the dinner bell

[oldmanpusspuss]

alec baldwin trying to #nohomo mclennon but lowkey making it worse what a beautiful world...